Curling - Mixed Doubles
Cheats vs Leafs edition
Curling - Mixed Doubles
Cheats vs Leafs edition
first for benis
other matches:
USA vs Norway
Finland vs China
Switzerland vs Korea
That Russian chick is giving me an erection. She looks like she is from metart
Which match we watching?
Chi v Finland currently
>Super Mario looking USA lost to the Suisse
RIP, fat Yankee brother
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>Curling and biathlon at the same time
Why is this allowed?
Mixed doubles. Russia Canada
she made up for the line violation earlier
>4-0 Canada
might as well switch over to biathlon now
>tfw can't watch this because BBC aren't showing it
They keep saying things from Stalker
Cheeki breeki iv damke
bbc have fucked us here big time
too many events at the same time
help
can you watch the cbc? olympics.cbc.ca
Yeah, I'm a bit annoyed
>SWEEP, SWEEEEEP
>VACUUM THE FLOOR
>DO THE DISHES
where can I stream this?
Wasnt there an add on for chrome or firefox that tricked webpages into thinking your IP address was someplace else. I think it was called Hola unblocker.
norway is controlling the game.
this is how it should have been vs finland earlier instead of winning by a hair
olympics.cbc.ca
with this
>Eurosport shows only biathlon and speed skating in Poland
cheers!
If this is a Scottish game, why isn't the Scot filled team the people prospective champ squad
If England invented football why don't they win a World Cup every time?
curling is actually one of GBs best chances at medals.
they got a bit unlucky with the playoff draws for qualification and didn't qualify for mixed doubles though
I say that and they give up a steal of 4.
Gonna lose to America. Absolutely shameful.
We are losing to chiba on curling, and Kaisa bumbled in biathlon. At least one bronze to take home.
Congrats USA, that was fucking terrible
Holy fuck Norway got schlonged
That was pretty good, better luck next time Norge bro.
she needed to do a draw to reduce USAs steal to 1 and she barely gets the stone past the hog line.
and total collapse after that, and they started so strong too.
Current standings.
Canada 5-1
Norway 4-2
Russia 4-2
Switzerland 4-2
China 3-3
Korea 2-4
USA 2-4
Finland 0-6
The matches that matter
China - Norway
Switzerland - Russia
not for canada tho
it would make sense for Morris to throw the game in exchange for sex with Skaslien and making Nedregotten watch
>finlel
so like do they get relegated now
let's get latvia or belarus in their spot
>The matches that matter
Don't start til wednesday
Lots of rocks in play
!!
WOAH
Nor/usa, swi/kor or fin/chn?
>playoff tourist
you need to leave
those matches are not live, but you could watch norway vs usa if you want to see a huge choke
or he is talking about the non-mixed curling.
Indeed I am
Will be tough for Eve to handle Canada.
Homan is coming in as reigning world champion, Canadian champion (and of course winner of Canadian olympic qualification). In the world championship Homan didn't lose a single game.
Though Eve is reigning European champ (and 3rd at worlds).
Homan is good, but she's not fucking scary like JJ was four years ago. That woman was a goddamn machine.
>Making Nedregotten watch
>Not spitroasting both Skaslien and Lawes onstage
Metart is full of slav girls
can someone rundown the rules?
/eve/ when
Wednesday
have more stones closer to center than the other team
wtf i love curling now
dont take too many notes of whats happening in the matches played right now.
meme doubles has its own rules, the regular stuff starts wednesday
good.
we'll need an /eve/ thread by then.
ryssia btfo
can someone explain group placements? there are no points in this game, so i imagine group placement is decided by wins. but what decides 2, 3 and 4 here, that have same amount of wins?
before a match, each team throws one stone, trying to get as close to the center as possible.
winner gets to start with hammer (last stone).
also the distance from center is recorded and cumulative distance from center for the whole round robin is used as tiebreaker.
incidentally there was a problem with the measuring equipment in one of the matches and the canadian team had some concerns.
so to make it clear it's numbers of wins first, then the smallest cumulative distance next?
you got it
came for the qt and stayed for the sport, this legitimately looks like a fun sport to play
>When does Team UK play?
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>7
that's one less than a perfect round, how does that happen in the olympics
so what's happening tomorrow?
last round robin, then semis on monday and bronze+gold match on tuesday.
finally normal curling on wednesday
What are you feeding your curlers canada?
youtube.com
i want to feed rachel with my dick
Do we still have a chance comrades?
nice proxy
The IOC banned my Russian flag for doping
good, krokodil is bad for you
I thought I'd give curling a chance this year, but it's so boring.
it's exciting when teams are playing well.
The CBC is an absolute shoah, any other streams that I can watch (in Canada)?
its an acquired taste
>that American win against Norway with three consecutive non hammer ends
terrible choke, with 4 points on the line she didnt even get the stone to the house.
now we have to beat china to get to playoffs
That doesn't sound that difficult, is China's curling team even any good?
China pours resources into anything that will give them olympic medals (anything to legitimize their great power status I guess).
Which means for curling they've hired canadian coaches and stuff.
We should still beat them though as long as we can get over the loss to the US.
did USA win?
final round robin for mixed doubles starting in like 50 mins
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Final Round-Robin session starts in 25 minutes.
Norway v. China
Finland v. USA
Switzerland v. Olympic Athletes from Russia
Canada v. Korea
Was he trying some ancient canadian technique?
I like 4-on-4 better. More stones = more room for strategy and wacky trick shots.
not to mention more sweeping which gives way more control and ability to execute those trick shots
no, just finnish autism
Team Italy had a bunch of qts. Shame they didn't qualify.
It was them or Denmark.
youtu.be
is this the thread
I will post this every thread until you like it.
youtu.be
So which match are we watching, boys?
CHN v SUI is pretty important. canada and notrussia are already through