*burps*
*burps*
Liam Barnes
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
huffingtonpost.com
clyp.it
vanityfair.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Jeremiah Smith
*queefs violently*
Aaron Cox
nudes when?
Anthony Anderson
>offers you a drink
Eli Bennett
Her stand up really wasn't that bad. Certainly not 1 star worthy.
Oliver Young
this thread is going places, unlike any of Amy's bodily eruptions, which will be tightly confined by all that special leather
Connor Bell
>when user thinks user wouldn't think she was 9/10 if she were in porn rather than comedy
Daniel Nguyen
Chapelle's special was so good
Henry Ward
Friend and I actually watched this, figuring it couldn't be quite as bad as Sup Forums said it was.
>Holy fuck, not even memeing, it was just "My vagina is soooooo gross hey one time this guy came on my tits because my vagina was too smelly lol, btw, did I mention how my vagina is basically just a burlap sack at this point? Lol guys but sriously we have to stop gun violence. Its a shame how anyone can get a gun these days, a lot like my vagina. Have I mentioned how sweaty it is right now?
Austin Ward
*Barnyard smells intensify*
Levi Roberts
Jesus
Gavin Wood
What's her endgame?
Henry Edwards
MY VAGINA STINKS! HAHAHAHAHA!
Kayden Ramirez
this pic is funnier than her show
Adrian Butler
>Oink oink oink where da pigs at
Julian Carter
You can't possibly believe this
Hudson Ortiz
American anons, everyone
Angel Cooper
ughhh, look at her nasty cylinder body
James Martinez
K I N O
I
N
O
Gavin Martin
...
Daniel Turner
conditioning out the concept of shame from women. same thing lena dunham was used for
Oliver Cox
lmfao jesus christ, who told this bitch it was a good idea to wear skintight leather?
fucking hell, this cunt is absolutely atrocious
Aaron Torres
...
James Torres
Landwhale roastie detected.
Tyler Reyes
please at least try and think
Jonathan Thompson
Daily reminder that she was dropped from the bud light commercials after they actually lowered sales
>they're still trying to make her a thing
Gabriel Myers
Hollywood's not real user
Sebastian Gutierrez
Her ass and cunt probably got so sweaty in that.
Angel Harris
They're not wrong, you know...
Jace Johnson
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""""""""""""
I've never been more ashamed to live in this country
Joseph Ward
all a work
done on purpose
as real as that stupid pepsi commercial getting pulled
Jack Turner
Send that shit to her twitter
Zachary Robinson
Sorry.
I meant: should read:
Jacob Wilson
The snapchat app that has the Comedy Central widget in it keeps pushing her shit like crazy.
The entire app itself with the (((news))) apps is literal cancer itself.
Liam Miller
>only has a career because her dad is a rich as fuck senator
>gets her big break by making fun of ryan dunn's death to his best friend's face literally within weeks of his death
>becomes best friends with Jennifer "I'm so quirky lol XD *eats whole pizza*" Lawrence
>gets outed for stealing jokes and never even apologises and carries on doing it
>adopts the feminist movement purely to respond to people who criticise her
>has never been in anything remotely funny
>seriously thought she'd make a decent barbie
>genuinely thinks she's attractive and gets triggered at the prospect of being called overweight (pic related)
Has there ever been a more disgusting celebrity that they've tried to force down our throats?
Colton Ramirez
Go to a local comedy show, there are decent up and comers I bet.
Aaron Martinez
>>only has a career because her dad is a rich as fuck senator
Chuck Schumer is her cousin.
It's more likely that they both come from rich family who is able to push them into Hollywood and politics.
Nicholas Wood
user
and
it wasn't meant to be good retards.
baka
Lincoln Reyes
Uncle.
and like other dude said, Hollywood isn't real. How bluepilled is this board? Jesus.
Luis Cox
>i go between 6 and 8
Why do you lie?
Jayden Sanders
...
Matthew Roberts
don't forget about the guy she raped in college
Luke Turner
When I see her I can only think "this is what pam from archer is in real life."
Anybody else get that?
Leo Torres
Pam is funny though
Lincoln Jones
No, that's wrong. She was raped and never raped anyone.
huffingtonpost.com
Zachary Harris
Are you quoting yourself?
Cameron Carter
>All my holes
Isaac James
Ryan Butler
The fact that she's upset at being grouped in with Ashley Graham's fine ass is enraging. Also, for a stand-up comic who makes living saying shit that most people would consider to be offensive, she sure gets offended often.
William Gutierrez
bro
Asher Collins
thicc
Angel Walker
top quality humor
Dominic James
WOMYN ARE KINO
GET OVER IT
Eli James
STOP.
Post links with some of her material. I've seen maximum 1 minute of it. I wanna see the worst or best of it.
Joshua Richardson
...
Robert Hall
...
Jacob Thomas
i need her sweet pusy
Austin Long
She looks like a burn victim
Jose Kelly
she looks kinda like that pornstar whose parents manage her all throughout her career and go watch her get fucked on cam and shit
Nolan Smith
this creeped me out
Hudson Foster
...
Jaxson Edwards
...
Nathan Peterson
((they've))
Samuel Miller
>that pit sweat that drops from her elbow
Actually got me close to gagging, can't imagine the stench.
Xavier Sanders
Nice catch!
Ryder Barnes
s-sauce?
Lucas Cox
*oinks*
Angel Brooks
>this is not funny
Meanwhile on Sup Forums:
>BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP *sniffs*
Benjamin Robinson
can you even satisfy a chick like this if you don't have an 8"x6", brehs?
Brayden Rodriguez
you mean fat chicks? who cares, they can take what they get. also yes, you just have to be more picky what positions you use i think. i remember fucking this porker doggy style and i could only get about 2/3's of the way in.
Ryder Hall
She is strictly for BBC only. 9" with Red Bull can girth is mandatory. This is her husband
Jose Gray
...
Brody Peterson
Fucking Christ
Evan Anderson
...
Isaiah Harris
HAHA
Nicholas Martin
i don't see it
Levi Jones
>We're supposed to believe that Amy Schumer, one of the biggest turbowhores on the planet, had her first sexual experience in college
Adrian Lopez
Continue down the rabbit hole of victimhood by pushing the boundaries of how terrible you can be and still have idiots defend you because you have a vagina. In the end she will make a lot of money while having no talent.
Tyler Sullivan
Is it weird that I want to fuck her? I'm gay btw.
Grayson Gomez
Is this real?
Oliver Turner
>implying people actually laugh at BRAAAAAAP posts
When you first come upon it you may give a chuckle. Then they just become part of the scenery.
Elijah Walker
I actually watched it the other day and it's not that bad. I mean, my expectations were rock bottom so that helped, but it did make me feel like she is not deserving of the target we placed on her.
I don't know, I've had a little too much wine maybe, but she's a human being like any of us, what is the actual problem? I'll tell you, it lies with you, friend.
Adrian Ortiz
I've literally never even smiled at a brap post. It's the definition of shitposting. It should be instantly banned.
Jace Jenkins
>fat white chick with black guy
wow call the press
Carson Flores
...
Alexander Ramirez
wait, was brap supposed to be funny? I always thought it was just to be annoying like a lot of shit people post around here.
Luis Walker
based pusyposter
Evan Smith
>Sup Forums pretends to be disgusting, degenerate pervert losers because they think it's funny
>Amy Schumer brags about being a disgusting, degenerate pervert loser because she think's it's cool and empowering to women
Amy Schumer is not Louis CK. She wishes. Louis makes fun of himself because he genuinely believes there's something wrong with his lifestyle. It's self criticism. Amy Schumer in no way actually believes there's anything wrong with what she's promoting. Behind the appearance of self-effacing humor which she's only mimicking from other comedians, what she's actually doing is bragging. She's self righteous. And it comes through. It makes her awkward, and not funny.
Jackson Butler
stolen jokes
Ayden Lewis
No
Oliver Bailey
Relevant:
"Why women aren't funny" by Christopher Hitchens
vanityfair.com
Luke Cox
Amy Schumer is the female Donald Trump
>Only famous because of her rich daddy
>Fat, loud and obnoxious
>Has legions of moronic fans that love her no matter what she says
>Her fans have memes and buzzwords like "body-shaming" and "mysoginy" to use against legitimate criticism
>Meanwhile, every rational person sees through her bullshit and makes fun of her
Jeremiah Torres
DUDE MY CUNT STINKS SOOOOOOOOOO BAD LMAO
CUM
Henry Diaz
(You)
Aiden Lewis
Lmao! If a guy said this it wouldn't be that funny. But because society doesn't typically see women as crude, or rather views apologetically releasing gas as something more typical of men, when she says it it's actually so fucking quirky, because women being unlady like is F U C K I N G H I L A R I O U S!
Holy shit! Amy Schumer is a genius! Women are so fucking hilarious. I love women!
Elijah Edwards
honestly though its still barely a notch worse than louis cks shit and he gets paraded around here all the time
Daniel Evans
youtube.com
How did she get away with it? Look at Steve-O's eyes. JUST
Luis Cook
...
Cooper Smith
I didn't get it at first either, now i giggle like a fucking retard every time i see it
Liam Bennett
Watch her right elbow the entire time, if it's possible to ignore the "comedy" that is.