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Dominic Ward
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Owen Robinson
OK im start atencione
WE ARE NOT E ANTISEMITES
Joshua Ramirez
I'm actually Alexei and I don't get any bitches in the US
Jackson Nelson
Cлyшaй, иди нaхyй пидopac eбaный
Eli Morris
Who else here /Vladimir/ ?
Josiah Anderson
wrong image OP
Nolan Edwards
>be me
>go to preschool with kid whose head looks like a damn potato
>he never talks, and when he does he sounds like a damn retard
>think he has Down syndrome
>this is my first impression of a Slav
Dylan Baker
>that picture
makes me want to throw away the adidas jacket that's in my closet.
Eli Roberts
Take this classic:
Easton Wilson
here comes the actual 13 century tale:
> Knight named Marko went to Kosovo to slay some Turks (proto-kebab removal)
> While traveling through Montenegrin mountains with his pal, an elvish bitch named Roxanne wound his pal using bow and arrow.
> Laughing loudly she curses Marko and his pal stating that she can cure him because she knows the right herbs, but won't do it because fuck you.
> Marko gets pissed and starts hunting her around the mountains.
> In one moment he hits her with his mace and she starts crying for help.
> Other ferries gather around and Marko fucks them all forcing Roxanne to find the herbs and cure his comrade.
> Bitch does as she`s said to do.
> Pal is cured and the two carried on.