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Tell me tales of Slavs

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OK im start atencione

WE ARE NOT E ANTISEMITES

I'm actually Alexei and I don't get any bitches in the US

Cлyшaй, иди нaхyй пидopac eбaный

Who else here /Vladimir/ ?

wrong image OP

>be me
>go to preschool with kid whose head looks like a damn potato
>he never talks, and when he does he sounds like a damn retard
>think he has Down syndrome
>this is my first impression of a Slav

>that picture

makes me want to throw away the adidas jacket that's in my closet.

Take this classic:

youtube.com/watch?v=MhPddKb8Pxg

here comes the actual 13 century tale:

> Knight named Marko went to Kosovo to slay some Turks (proto-kebab removal)
> While traveling through Montenegrin mountains with his pal, an elvish bitch named Roxanne wound his pal using bow and arrow.
> Laughing loudly she curses Marko and his pal stating that she can cure him because she knows the right herbs, but won't do it because fuck you.
> Marko gets pissed and starts hunting her around the mountains.
> In one moment he hits her with his mace and she starts crying for help.
> Other ferries gather around and Marko fucks them all forcing Roxanne to find the herbs and cure his comrade.
> Bitch does as she`s said to do.
> Pal is cured and the two carried on.

Six of them would make a bitching RPG party

Dima get

>tfw I'm LITERALLY Artyom
w-who's watching me?

>all of them wear black why is this a feature of the last one
roll

rolololing for evgeny

Roll for Arty

Fuck

Slav Superstar is best.

SO MANY HEELS NOT TOUCHING THE FLOOR

WESTERN SPY SLAVS EVERYWHERE

"Slavs" is a meme to give Russian achievements to sarmat horde, that lives in pooland.

Damn niKKKers

Artyom get

This is absurd and also spam

wew

Slav is the root of the word "slave."

Nothing more needs to be known.

Is vodka really made of potatoes

Slavs is a meme to make Sarmatians into mongolized mongrels

gimme something good

Why are Slavs always squatting? Can they not stand upright?

Cheeki breeki m8

Literally me, named after my grandfather.

It's comfy, I was doing it before I even knew I was a slav. The meme is surprisingly accurate.

> poles
> not antisemites

zakhar get

World's strongest men need no chairs. Slavic leg power IS chair.

I want all of them for my secret slavic crime gnag

Rollin'

b-but it's just Russians I swear

Ludicrous

You don't see any people here squatting like that. There are clowns that wear tracksuits but they are usually seen as criminals or drug addicts.

This is how I view Slavs

Lets see.

Good vodka is.

Used to be the other way round.

Okay Tyrone

Ooooooh shit, I remember that one, good times

...

Why don't many slavs have beards? I know it helps keep the cold wind off your face.

In this hot weather I think me and dima would get along a storm

When the ground is dirty and there are no chairs to be found you just do it, you get used to it and if done properly it's hard to lose balance and it doesn't hurt your joints. A couple years ago I started doing it when I was sitting at my bed and it's pretty good. Be sure to put your heels on the surface you're standing on and spread your legs wide enough to fit your arms in between them but not enough that you look like a thirsty whore.

rollan for artyom

are slavs some inside joke/myth or are they actually real?

When I was in Poland, I saw slavs squatting, it made me laugh so hard, my Polish gf didn't know what was so funny.

We are judeo-skeptic

Lets to Zakhar

rolland

Wasja get

>FRENCH spymasters are hanging their heads in shame after a team of undercover agents proved no match for a couple of wary Bulgarian peasants.

>In an exploit worthy of Inspector Clouseau, five officers on a training mission for the elite action service commando of the DGSE — the French equivalent of MI6 — came across the brothers Slavi and Vasko Tsonev watching over their alfalfa crop near the border with Romania.

>Two of the officers had been parachuted into Romania and had travelled 25 miles to their rendezvous near the village of Koilvotsi. Their fake target was three other French officers who had entered Bulgaria using false passports.

>The Tsonev brothers, carrying wooden boards, and their escort, a retired police officer with a 1950s Makarov pistol, thought the strangers, speaking a language they could not understand, were trying to steal their crop.

>a fight broke out which lead to two of the special forces getting shot and one with a broken nose, the three injured ones were detained while the other two fled the scene

youtube.com/watch?v=kriec_lbsG0

French learned to respect our borders the hard way.

>rolls 5

come on slavs

What crimes do you commit?
Squatting while jaywalking?

Slav get

I have a question for all the slavbros.
What brand of cigarettes and alcohol you guys buy?

Canaslav here

For alcohol I buy Stolichnaya vodka or Russian Standard. Beer is usually some Canadian shit like Molson. Don't smoke because I'm poor as fuck. I'd rather waste my money on alcohol

Slavs buy the cheapest cigarettes and the cheapest alcohol, obviously.
>TAK ODIN CHJESTERFIILD BLYAT


never relax around slavs

Cheap vodka and lucky strikes when I used to smoke.