Cast the Hollywood remake of Blue is the Warmest Colour

Cast the Hollywood remake of Blue is the Warmest Colour.

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elle

angourie rice
elle fanning

left's fit is full retard

right is good except for the socks

and Pedro

>AND THIS
>IS TO GO
>EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

me in a wig and camcam

Chloe and Pedro, it's gonna be a laugh riot.

VJuice and Nina Dobrev

me in drag and morgan lilly

Roseanne and Betty White

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WHO!?!

Cgi Audrey Hepburn and Zendaya

Me on the right

I need those socks

Might be cheaper to just cast Lily Collins

Anna Sophia Robb and MEW.

30 minutes of the movie will involve ass eating.

Remember when Miley was fingering her

fund it

Amy Schumer and Whoopi Goldberg
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eddie murphy in drag
eddie murphy in drag + fatsuit

literally who?

kstew is unironically perfect

I wonder if dykes ever realize how cliche they are.

It's been the same lesbian fashions and hair for 30 years

>Born a fat brown man
>Wasn't born a sexy white lesbian who is also rich
WHY

Toguro?

Emma stone and Jane Levy!

I like their sunglasses...OP keep posting Stella and Kstew.

Eddie Murphy arrested while picking up man in drag.

fingering who?

Victoria's Secret model Stella maxwell who is with KStew in the OP

kek yeah i remember that
then those dudes came over and clam blocked her
she was clearly pissed

>tfw Kristen cucked Annie with Stella
Purest NTR

Kstews body looks fucking delicious right there bruhs...

do you have any pics of what kstew eats for breakfast?

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who's the girl on the right? she's tall and scares me desu

Isabelle Fuhrman and Lourdes Leon

you a manlet or nah?

Sarah Hyland and Eden Sher

Warmsest Colour was meh, The Handmaiden was the true kino.

only if they had laser hair removal procedure done

>The Handmaiden

>google handmaiden
>some asian shit with some ugly asian bitch

imma need more proof

Get a laser dick removal procedure done faglord.

Don't you watch movies?

You are on a film board, you know?

even lesbians don't like pussy hair

Since when did anyone give a shit what mentally ill whores like?

>Don't you watch movies?
>You are on a film board, you know?

>tfw you will never be an innocent young starlet fresh from the Disney Channel, before the jews got you, that films a racy lesbian flick with Kristen that ends in full bloom relationship with missionary lesbian sex and marriage.

Hooters seem like a fun place...

Bet you she is just "gay for now" in order to garner more attention. When it comes to VS models her name isn't really out there.

Shit, I wanna smoke cigars with her

id place a bet that kstew "turns" straight again around 30

Which would squeal louder?

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the original is shitty enough.

Yeah it sucks being entirely expendable. I'm not colored at least.

Ruby Rose and Elle Fanning.

Must be nice to be rich as fuck from the Twilight movies so Kstew can just fuck bitches and do whatever she wants.

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You seriously can't tell the difference between shop'd and a gust of wind?

ASR (5'0") and MEW (5'8")

Hollywood are too prude to make such a movie. Btw Keira Knightley and Elle Fanning is the only acceptable combo

I want a lesbian friend who will ogle girls and make lewd suggestions in public with me.

only if mew always wore stilettos and asr flats

Sounds good

Blue Is The Warmest Color is way to entry level, hear me out:

Mackensie Foy = Lolita
Emma Stone = Humbert
Kate Beckinsale = Charlotte
Cate Blanchet = Quilty
...and as a bone to OP, that cuck Lolita's marries = KStew