>leave milk out
>blame it on batman
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOCK ME UP
Leave milk out
>say I'm gonna go to AA
>I'm actually drinking right now
IM SO DAMAGED
>Masturbate when I go to bed.
>Mum rushes in to ask why I'm making baby noises.
>Pretend to be asleep.
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>buy bag of almonds
>never activate em
CALL THE COPS
>almonds
>not cashews of chaos
I've never seen a post in these threads beat pic related.
>mom tells me to go to bed at 9 pm
>stay up until 10 pm
HAHAHA I'M CRAZY
>cashier tells me to have a nice day and come back soon
>be miserable and never return
CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME, BABAY!
>at the movie theater
>ticket person breaks my ticket and tells me to enjoy the movie
>movie sucks and I don't enjoy it
I'M DA JOKAH BAYBEE!
>job interviewer tells me to tell him about myself
>proceed to recount the tale of Darth Plauegis the wise
>he tells me to leave and never set foot in the building again
>go back the next day and yell "IRONIC!" at his face
m-m-m-m-m-mad mad mad m-m-m-m-m-m-mad-mad-ness
>see fags having fun in thread
>report it
:^)
Literally me
My pet rabbit will eat dog or cat food if I leave it out during his daily play time.
He ate a mosquito corpse once, too.
Jesus christ I know it's Sup Forums but can we please dial it back?
>customer asks for a couple of icecubs in his drink
>only put in one
THROW AWAY THE KEY
>stare down my bully during lunch hour
IM DANGEROUS
>user asks to dial it back
>turn it up to numbah uhleven babay!
>know that I have to work tomorrow
>stay up to post in a joker thread past 3am
SOMEBOOODDDY STOP MEH!
Get some rest, user! Think of your health!
You're tearing this family apart
>should have went to bed
>I'm still up well unto the morning
IM LOCKED UP
>could have a life
>shitpost all day instead
>Eat breakfast at 11 PM
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
>make joker thread in 2017
HUMMANA HUMMANA SOMEBODY STOP ME
>stop in the streeet and ask busy people for the time
>actually don't give a shit about the time
LOCK ME UP
>return VHS I rented
>Didn't rewind it
CALL THE WARDEN
UH OH THE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN
thread is making me lol
wtf is on that cat's face
>VHS
>in 2017
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>its common to leave a 15% tip
>leave 14%
OOOOOO SOMEBODY STOP ME
>cashews of chaos
holy fuck they can't be serious
>get banned for posting off topic thread
>reset router and post it again
JUST CALL ME MR CRAZY
>sign in bathroom at work says all employees must wash hands before returning to work
>wipe my own ass with my hand after I shit
>don't wash before returning to work
SOMEBODY FIRE ME
>Keep my socks for at least 4 days straight till they have a rancid smell
MY GRAVE WILL NEVER BE FILLED SO KILL OR BE KILLED
>get a warning
>continue to break rules
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>adding caffeine and taurine to fucking dried fruit and seeds
why are americans so fucking retarded?
Dude, calm down, you're out of control
>Say I'm going to improve my grades
>Skip class and masturbate in the bathroom
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
TOO FAR