What went so right?

What went so right?

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T H I C C

HEY SLIMEY STRANGE

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Faat

THICC
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indeed friend, how do you like your THICCNESS?

Mommy!

This is a superb shoop though. I can't find any flaws

This always amuses me, cracks me up and grosses me at the same time, top kek my friend.

what is this hippo doing inside an house?

do fat pusy taste better?

she altered herself to appeal to the minorities, with the dark hair and thiccness
always a good thing

>is a coal burner
>had the dad leave her
LOL
O
L

jesus christ

poor bitch...

>this is what whale chasers believe

more like she can't fucking control herself and will blow up at her 30s

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I'm in love

ayyyyyyyyyyy

blow her lady-cum all over my nine-incher, you mean
stay low-test, beta-boy

Nothing, she a fat ugly pig now

>pudgy = thick

IT'S FAKE IT HAS TO BE

lmao?

How do you call the michelle in the left pic, blonde or brunette?
Was talking with a friend last weekend and said something about "that cute brunette from Buffy". He said she was not brunette

not saying I wouldn't, but god damn

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Honestly this just looks distressing, like she has Elephantiasis or something. Would rather just fuck an all over fat chick.

Is this where the big dick meme originates? Because you need a fire hose to even slightly penetrate those gargantuan fat ass folds

>he has to spam his little girl in real women threads

kys

kek

I fucked a way fatter chick than her, I don't know how you think it works but it's not like the fat is blocking anything.

>this triggers the redditor

kekekekek

have you ever been making out with a fat chick and tried to feel her up and mistook a sweaty fat roll for her vag and fingered it for a minute before feeling stupid because it's literally not her vag

>When you break into the krabby patty vault

No, because it's pretty easy to tell what is and isn't a vag you idiot.

>pale
>thick
>blue eyes
>smug look
I haven't had a boner like this for years.

those fat folds are like a goddamn labyrinth, idk how you navigate so easily, must just be me

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she was 9 on the left and she became 12 on the right

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

here's your (You) for your pasta

I haven't seen this copypasta in a long time.

Now I may sleep soundly

Still through, she was super cunnyfu in the right of the OP picture and i fapped over her in Buffy. She's a fucking mess now

I want to lick her cunny

Who dis cunt and why do I see her on this board erry day?

wow what else?

>her cunny

>>>/reddit/


>Who dis cunt and why do I see her on this board erry day?

>>>/reddit/

does jojo shave her vulva?

I'm not sure what you're trying to say

jaaaaaaaaaade
>rolls around on the floor like a cat
im boooooooored

vulvas don't have hair, user


it's a pretty simple message


kek

who are you?

you must be new here, welcome to Sup Forums
gif related shes 16

You need to elaborate

yes they do dummy

>who are you?
>points at my nose

kinda busy right now, sorry


no, they dont


noseyfu!

lol virgen

You're on Sup Forums, you're not busy.

>noseyfu!
I'm sober, off heroine and alone. Maybe I'll go wander off into the woods and sleep among the gentle trees

>when you copy reddit memes

:^)


that's great!

well, don't forget to bring a jacket :3

THICC

Shill

you mean a condom
well
ok

ITT: Shills

>meme words


wew

didn't think you were sucha treehuger, babe :^)

droopy grandma tits hanging around her bellybutton

SHILL
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what should I waaaatch

what is he shilling?
you cunny posters are the best because you're so much more conversational than most posters. Lexee is still better though

He is an Indian guy from Vancouver

depends

what kinda mood you in?


oh, thanks :3

and I'm pretty busy right now


hey, at least you got the country right

good for you, mr reddit

lexee's pregnant

naw, Jade's white
he better be anyway

bit pensive, wistful

I was watching The Mick but I came all the nutrients out of my body watching the sister and i can barely even move now

so somebody has outsourced Sup Forums shilling to him?

Canadians are not white. They are Pajeets.

the Fannings hate bras

>pregnant
what, no way. Show me the proofs

i just impregnated her only moments ago

dayum

it's a bud's night, I see :^)


kekekek


hmmm, I see

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That's right, Pajeet. You are a smelly shitskin with no future.

I need proof sperm reached egg, I don't believe it.

>a shitskin liking a shitskin
Really makes you think

god these are hard to do sober

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yawn. same, pathetic derailing. same, tired whore. same, crooked nose. many such cases.

SAD!

Is there a white version of Fight The Power?

hearty kek. based vocaroo guy

kekekekek

>Indian
>in Canada

Jesus. It's like an Sup Forums cliché fucked a Sup Forums cliché and they had a retarded fucking mong kid that fit ALL the clichés.

When will you literally suicide? No, really.

DESIGNATED

There are bones in there

Oh good lord

fucking kek


>being THIS mad

kekekekek

>he doesn't even deny he's a smelly shitskin from Vancuckver

Whew.

Name pls?

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why would I?

your autism is my favorite thing about all this


DYEB?

Ivanka Trump

Btw

Reddit is that >>>>>>> way