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haha look at him go.....
edition

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HATE this edition

>the jehovahs witnesses came to the door again

literally just did a 360 then slammed the door and walked away

any counter-semetic man in

at work sat behind my desk awaiting my shift's start

Cfa master race

have a fierce need for a ggf(giraffe gf)

The Roman Empire is the only reason we have Christianity in the west but at the same time the Christianity they practice in the form of Catholicism is antithetical to the teachings of Christ.

Feeling conflicted lads.

we'll make it through toil together brother

No matter where you are, look up to the sky we share and know, you are not alone

came to my house the other day

didn't answer the door cause i was still in bed

they left some pamphlet with some bible verses on it

Biphasic

Four wheels scare the cockatoos
From Kintore East to Yuendemu
The western desert lives and breathes
In forty five degrees
The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back

moving offices tomorrow

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I'll see you at 5:00PM my friend

sticc

mormons and latter day twats know better than to set foot within 50 feet of my doorstep

catholicism is paganism with some judaic trappings whereas protestantism is just straight up judaism

that's why catholic countries are significantly more religious because it's more in touch with their ancestral religions

took 2 weeks off toil
not really sure what to do with them, so i've ended up back here lol

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INDISPUTABLY the greatest christmas song

the problem with normies is that they construct their lives around the things they consume rather than the things they create

We carry in our hearts the true country
And that cannot be stolen
We follow in the steps of our ancestry
And that cannot be broken

it's not even thanksgiving yet lad cool it

ah yes a good use of your time

gallipolli was a british war crime

wish someone would put me out of my misery

any lil pump man in?

thanksgiving is the best day of the year i bet you limey dweebs would like it if you gave it a try

anyone else notice how yanks have recently figured out that 'whilst' is still a word and are now using it whenever they can to make up for lost time?

meat is murder

also, killing indians

like thanksgiving but prefer the 4th of july desu

hate meat
love murder

i dont because its pretentious

thanksgiving is when we were sort of friends with the indians we killed them later

just keep dreading toil lad

they've picked up something else as well i forget recently they're so desperate fml

walk up in the club like what up i'm a poo nigger

>tries to bend her over and put my willy in
>can't reach her hole
o-o-ok

anyway what's the source

>she can just spit in your eyes just like that
hot

go back to Arianism

Whom I think

just spent the last of my money on pizza even though i don't get paid again until friday next week

Hello Canberra!

Know my sex drive is low when I'm cutting back from one wank a day

sad!

>take a 3 month sabbatical off toil
>every day is spent counting down the days until the inevitable return of the eternal toil

toil is all consuming

soyboy

It's fucking summer here at it's already November
Australia! Teach me how to survive!

me every sunday

the ting go skrrrrra

Brexit is ruining Europe

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Cause you know and I know, it's gonna be a hot summer

would like to have sex before death

I spent a month in new delhi during summer 2013 and the biggest thing by far is the pollution, it locks all the heat in and turns the entire city into an inferno

australia gets really hot but we don't have pollution anywhere near that level so at least it isn't hard to breathe

rasheed

>that tweet chain
jesus fucking christ what a raging cunt

would like to have death before sex

YOUR DAD IS FORTY FOUR

would like to have death

*sees a chip pan fire*
*puts water on it*

who ate all the pies?

>And he said, “Well, wouldn’t it be better if we presented ourselves as the victims?”
>And it can be done, because there are many white victims in this society now, in the way that it’s going. But if you concentrate on pain and defeat, you will breed resentment. And I believe that resentment and pity are the things to be avoided.
>Fire, energy, glory, and thinking.
>Thinking is the important thing. Being white isn’t enough. Being English isn’t enough. Being British isn’t enough. Know what you are!
>To read about your own culture is a revolutionary act.
>Many Western people feel that, because it is generally a given in the society and culture that they’re in, that variants of our group have committed atrocities, that our civilization is therefore rendered worthless, almost in its entirety.
>Except when it apologizes before it even states that it has a right to exist.
>But as you look around you sense the decline, and if you have a decline and you have a desire to assert yourself to arrest the decline, and you have to apologize to yourself about even having the idea of assertion to arrest decline, you’re not going to get anywhere, are you?
>So if somebody says to you, “You’re descended from brigands.” Which is in a sense, individually, what that sort of contrary ideology is. You say, “I’m not going to bother about brigands and who did what to whom. I’ve overcome that!”
>“Oh, well I don’t like the sound of that. That’s a bit illiberal.”
>And I’d just say, you just say, “Liberalism is moral syphilis. And I’m stepping over it.”
>“Well, I don’t like the sound of that! You sound like a bit of a Fascist to me!”
>And I’d say, “There’s nothing wrong with Fascism. Nothing wrong with Fascism at all!”
>And we’ve stepped over the prospect of being sorry.

doesn't really get that hot where I am

not a word

alri incest island

Farts smell like Speights Gold Medal Lager

Sup Forums outside of /brit/ is fucking dire

fucked up my willy sexting hurts for 2 days now

chilling

agree entirely

mad that those johnny foreigner savages even know how to use the internet honestly

Full of grown men posting pictures of little anime girls and roleplaying embarrassing gay erotica

hilo latino is the pinnacle of culture

should build a fence

Bit shit, you think you could do it again with bright lights and a puppet show?

Arianism sounds appealing. Always thought the trinity was ridiculous and to this day Catholics can't explain it.

Looks much worse with her clothes off really

who else /poor relationship with their father/ here

will do.

i'm starting to wonder whether freetime is that much more desirable than toil, if it ends in toil anyway.

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*considers joining*

Girl told me I'm handsome and just need confidence

are you confident now?

If any of you ever find 'ASMR' in my search history I want you to strike me down where I stand

*slaps you across the face*
*spits on you*
*pulls your pants down and starts fuck you in the arse*

fully intended to strike you down at this very second regardless but I'll keep that in mind

how do we check your history? I for one am fully committed to doing you this favour

never watched an asmr
not even sure how to pronounce it

ass murr

ass-mare

good lad
high level of confidence
took some courage to post that

only watch MRE stuff is that asmr too?

just delivered a devastating right hook to the solar plexus of the septuagenarian paki shopowner down the road for serving me halal food - this is australia and we eat like australians here

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Got a missed call from Toilschwermann this morning at 8:05 so not only did I spend all morning dreading toil but wondering what it was for

Rang back, no answer, fucking anxiety is making my stomach turn feel like im going to be fired or some emergency has happened

Turns out he accidentally called me because my name begins with A and is at top of his contact list on the handsfree menu

Sick of it

alri alan

A-S-M-R

>soyboy
please don't less this become the new buzzword now that cuck has run its course

like asthma

niggers and women are inferior to me

yea alri soyboy

Aaron

boss at my old toil had a baby so he would work at really random hours (from home)

he'd send me work emails at random hours too. he didn't intend for me to read them, but because there was an incident where he sent me an urgent email at 5:15 when i'd left the office and i didn't see it until the next monday, i always redirected emails to my personal email account.

nothing like reading a scathing feedback on the reprot you spent 3 months drafting no a sunday at 7pm

not sure if youre posting this to discourage or encourage it desu

Did Thailad the eternal runt actually just try to talk down to someone?