It's another have to get up and take a piss yet again episode

>It's another have to get up and take a piss yet again episode

Why are we cursed with this annoying interlude every fucking day? You're sitting there as comfy as a snug bug and you start feeling a discomfort and pressure in your pelvic region. You realise that postponing it is just going to make it worse and you can't enjoy what you're doing until you tend to this inconvenience. You get up, have to go to the bathroom, open up the toilet and have to stand there like an idiot as you grab your genitals and expel urine. Flush (god I hate that noise). And the worst part is having to wash your hands and get them wet, only after slathering your hand with the same bar of soap that the rest of the family has been using. Fuck it fuck it fuck it.

I hate pissing.

I straight up piss myself, give it about 3 days before your skins starts to burn so just move the dishes aside and use a quick rinse in the sink

I've been doing cardio for 80 minutes. I've had to get up and piss 3 times. I do the know why this happens

I do the know anyone who uses bars of soap outside of the shower. At the sink it's liquid soap.

i judt piss in bottles

That's what God invented piss jugs for.

You should probably just kill yourself

Waking ten times to take a piss
You can taste the cancer in my morning kiss
Scratch the rash on my back it's perfect bliss
You want a life companion and you're getting this

>not pissing in bottles and emptying them once a day or whenever you feel like it
Fucking plebs

>not storing your piss and drinking it later

ISHYGDDT

just be yourself bro

>tfw old
>tfw have to get up multiple times in the night for a piss

I shoved a champagne bottle up my ass, now I have to pee 20 times a day, several times each night.

My internal anus is on the verge to fall out, still havent gone to doctor.

Diapers are cheap, friend.

>He doesn't self catheterize himself every morning and pee in a bag attached to his leg

>that curve of his spine
>those lower back dimples

How are men able to be straight when men are so hot?

>bar of soap
Top peasantry

>My internal anus is on the verge to fall out

>wake up
>stumble into bathroom
>spray liquid shit into the bowl for several continuous minutes
>vomit last nights undigested dinner into the sink
>go back to bed, up again 30 minutes later repeating the same process
>by the fourth time around figure fuck it, stick fingers in the back of my throat and hold them there until there's not even stomach lining left, just dry heaving
>can feel it coming back now anyway
Help

>My internal anus is on the verge to fall out, still havent gone to doctor.
really makes you think

Take a ginger Gravol and Pepto Bismol

>I shoved a champagne bottle up my ass

You see shit like this all the time when you work in the Emergency room.