ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Head to head fighting game.
>Why are we on a mountain top?

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>Womanball.

>kill hookers for your money back

>rapin' indians

gta?

doa xtreme beach volleyball?

soul calibur?

>Little league pitcher tosses a yo-yo around the Southern island.

>pop culture reference matrix

eat balls. get killed.

kill big lizard: now with better graphics

Turok?

>first person shooter
>you can play as a nigger as a monkey or whatever minority you are
>next new character will be another autistic minority, or a current character will become one

Pacman.

DK Country

Adventure Island

Pink haired wanna-be trap throwing pigs around.

I only have a Wii u

>fucko
gets in the bad goop, mate tries to unfurry him

>some stupid nigger sisters thinks are better than u
>u kill them both

overwatch

both wrong
antoher clue: its been cold since september

Star Tropics

skyrim?

>I would prefer if you would be quiet, but you're correct.

Winner

OOT

I have a couple
1
>is that me over there
2
>the good guys are also evil, the slaves are the actual good guys and just want to be left alone, devs cant even lore
3
>you fly around and gather souls and shit
4
>youre trying to stop a guy from destroying earth, actually his dad, also his dad is already dead
5
>all this dead stuff keeps trying to kill me

>4
Sonic?

wrong
you use big sword, not magic

1. >Earthbound
2. >?
3. >?
4. >FFX
5. >Any zombie game.

Adventure battle 2 yes

Earthbound

Second hint for number one
>what a cool guy opening that door for me
>oh i have to let myself through :(

Second hint for number 5
>trick shots

>What a shame

Dragon's Lair?

Custer's Revenge.

ok lets make it a lot easier
no one likes lava fish

>HEAVY MACHINEGUN!

Tomba 2
Fuck that speed run was hilarious.

>be small azure mammal
>horde wealth
>oh no my wealth
>scurry to recollect it
>never learn from the past

>yo-yo shield weapon.

ha ha ha ha ha

>boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
>clap clap clap
>clap clap clap

Bump
Also is Earthbound?

>The bitch ain't here, fucker.

mario?

>Stuck in a house, while being fucked with

Alone in the Dark.

Forgot about that one, but no.

how the fuck did it take Sup Forums 3 guesses to get it right

>1
Bio shock infinite

>2
Far cry 4

>3
Beautiful katamari (or day by daylight)

>4
Someone already said sonic

>5 deadspace

>Two funky aliens repair their ship.

Whip things until you win

Being White: The Game.

>Beat the game
>Think its over
>Oh shit the world is upside down now.

> ride around with a group of friends. the leader of the group is clearly delusional and thinks the group is a force for good even as you repeatedly have to move because those pesky ass police keep finding you.

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SotN

Sonic
Toejam and Earl

Correct.

>Bros blow up everything and save America from the world.

ye

>Be a knight
>3 colored keys
>Aquire gems to pass your doppelganger to finish levels.

>you're lying in a coma after being shot in the head while delivering some bullshit to the city and now you're dreaming how you got saved, killed the guy who shot you and became the ruler of the desert by outsmarting some soldiers, Roman Empire cosplayers and that one single guy in the big tower

JC, a bomb!

> car goes fast

>Coochie crusader punches a boomer, makes some weird friends, then just fucking kills god

wtf i want to know this.

Tomba

>role play as a crusader
>Die
>Get to end
>Beat up a guy on fire
>Win
>Get on fire

New Vegas, but the description is a bit too on-the-nose. Points for effort.

>Kind of a douche bag hero main character.
>Kill aliens.
>Started in the 80s.

Metal Slug

MY NIGGA!

>>The best game series ever until the last 10 minutes
>>Ok sure great but im just here for the 10 second sex scene near the end of each game
>>Game 4 is the Dragon Ball GT and nobody counts it

Mass Effect?

Dubs checked and correct

>badass for a majority of the game to only die from a cold.

>your true profession has nothing to do with the game you're a main character in.

Im gonna go obscure as fuck here but lets see if anyone can get it

>>Technically a remake but has 3 other full storylines that branch off as options from the original
>>Original game good path By any means necessary Anti-hero path Evil path and "Fuck it I kill everyone including God" path
>>Never came out in the US because fat stupid lazy american cant handle strategy RPGs desu
>>Get ready to hear guys yell "WHOA" 10-20 times per skirmish
>>Cho Aniki Easter Egg

Super Mario Bros.