I'm a guy. I sit down every time I piss. There's a nice seat there. I'm gonna sit. It's nice

I'm a guy. I sit down every time I piss. There's a nice seat there. I'm gonna sit. It's nice.

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whatever faggot

Whatever, homo

feels good man

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I bet you sit down to poop too you fuckin queer

This is a sign of autism and you know it

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yeah, i get too fucked up on drugs and alcohol everyday that unless i sit down i cant shoot straight and i piss all over the place.

Are you tall and/or do you live in the north?

Me too! Do you also sit cowgirl on it so you have a flat surface to eat off of?

no,no

They're just making fun of you because they are too "manly" to sit on a toilet.
Those men also give up their right to piss how they please. So even though they may want to sit, their bravado won't allow it.
They are effectively letting a toilet decide what they do. and that makes them the toilet you sit on OP. Sit on these guys and piss. Piss all night.

i sit down about half the time but i have some orthostatic issues. prefer to stand if i am feeling healthy. i also noticed im more inclined to sit if its some pathetic little piss before bed whereas if i have a big old horse piss busting to come out ill stand there and hose it down

Wot

I'm tall and I also sit. Is that a thing?

I hate peeing standing up. Even if my aim is perfect, it splashes little droplets on the seat and I gotta wipe it down. Fuck that.

Lazy and gay. Get ur shit together OP.

Hmmm...you a...you a faggot and/or autist?

i sit cuz i have no choice. prostate is made of dust lol still nice in the morning when you are half asleep.

* Sup Forumsro fist OP,

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Boomer detected

Lift the lid up retard

Yup

Then I gotta wipe the rim. It's all the same.

IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE
BE A SWEETIE, AND WIPE THE SEATIE

YOU FAGGOT

You're the faggot who takes a piss like a female sweetie

Nibba, I'm not gonna wipe the seat every time so you think I'm cool. Please reconsider your choice to continue living.

does it spray from your willy or is it splashback from the wee hitting the water? my pee goes in a pretty controlled stream unless i have dried coom on the end of my ding dong or something

Splashback. I've tried everything. Aiming for the center of the water, aiming for the walls, aiming for the edge of the water.

It always splashes out...

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I sit down when I pee,
There's nothin that crazy bout me,
I'm just takin a wizz,
Mind your own bizz,
Why is everybody always starin at me?
Hey bro, I gotta go,
Let me through,
I gotta go number two.
No can do I'm takin a pee,
Sittin on the lou having a good long wee,
Are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down.
And you're not makin brown?
I'm not makin brown.
Are you makin iced tea?
Just lemonade.
But are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down!
Why don't you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can.
If you really wanna know why I'm sittin strong,
I just can't stand touching my dong.

american toilets are a different style to those used in european and commonwealth countries, the piping at the back is different, the flush is different and most relevant to this situation the water level is relatively much higher. also peeing from a greater height naturally causes more splash which is a contributing factor to why tall men are more likely to sit down, another factor being the relative likelihood of marfanoid symptoms causing some degree of orthostatic intolerance

So you're saying I have to fly to Europe every time I want to piss?

nasty like devotion
to saving the fucking ocean
haters take notion when i pour out my potion

Legend goes that anybody that drinks the piss of dani filth dies of a drug overdose on meth

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it would be cheaper to pee in the garden
i'm not the guy policing other people's choice to stand or sit just a friendly neighbourhood autismo providing unnecessarily detailed information about urination

dude i have big gay can you help me

Your work is appreciated.

Same here OP. You're not alone.

I pods sitting down every time when I’m home. Sometimes I’ll piss in a cup and dump it down the kitchen sink so I don’t have to walk all the way down the hall. I’m a dad also with herpes and a big bruised dick