Look who came out of his cave!

>Look who came out of his cave!

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Fuck this holiday.

>living with your family
Could you be any more pathetic?

Do you understand how holidays work

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>tfw when you dread the thought of holiday gatherings
I wish I was normal.

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>having thanksgiving at your house
I can't help but to laugh at you.

Then how would they know you live in a cave

this actually happens to me

Does your family just come to your house without invitation, tard?

>Tell us who you're thankful for

>Sup Forums says a Japanese videogame developer

Are you a foreigner

Yeah, nobody else is happy to see my uncle either.

Well I mean I'm thankful platinum has never once made a bad game.

>tfw not spending the day with family
>tfw your day will be spent sitting around playing vidya and eating the pies you made with your gf

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Do you know how families work

Betas, the lot of you.
I haven't been invited to a family gathering in 4 years, ever since I flipped the table on Thanksgiving because my uncle made a stupid fucking comment like the quote in OP.

>amerishits

>Did you find a girlfriend yet?

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>Sup Forums says a japanese porn artist
fixed

>What video game you playing nowadays user?

How would they know what I'm up to if I live alone

Unironically based

>SAY SOMETHING WITTY, PRESSURE'S ON!

becuase family loves to gossip about family and being the "gaymer" in a bunch of normies is something they will talk about behind your back...this shouldn't be news user.

I'm getting drunk so I'll pass out in a few hours and once I wake up Thanksgiving will be over.

Yikes

tfw too red pilled for family gatherings

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>Betas
True alphas don't sperg out. Only a beta would REEEEE and flip a table. Ruining all the food.

This extended family gathering bs doesn't happen here

Because you live alone or know you from past habits.

Same except no gf.

>hey buddy what's up with you? how's it been? found a new job? a new girlfriend?
Fuck i really don't want to do this.

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based

>Ruining all the food.
Who cares. Turkey is shit.

Yeah, family is family.

Unless your dad raped you as a kid and your mum knew the whole time.

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They just know. I mean I know and I don't even know you.

>"where's that girl with the big titties you were fooling around with?"
So left. Fuck you uncle steve

Why, hello, people whom I have to pretend to be friendly with even though I see you all once a year at most.

Why are you all sitting in this massive table? Why are you guys at my university? What’s going on? Why is my insane family getting along so well?

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The moment when you realize that you're the creepy uncle

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Please no OP I have to face this later

>tfw own my own house
>tfw all family comes to my house for christmas dinner
>tfw I make the rules there
My cave, my rules.

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>yfw each family member brings food and everything is good.
>No politics at all
>Uncle brings company friends who you never seen before
>Uncle gets drunk , but it's ok because he's funny
>Big ass ribs

>Why yes grandma I was playing this lovely game called Saya no uta this morning.

"It's exactly this type of negative feedback that had made me this way to begin with. If you wished me to improve, you should've encouraged rather than ridiculed me when I moved in the right direction. But now you made it clear you don't want me company, so I'll grab a plate and return to my business. I hope one day you'll realize this unsociable behavior of mine is your fault."

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>letting these fuckers spend their shitty holiday at your place
Cuck.

This. Most of us here are going to become the creepy uncle.

>cans on the dining table
are americans really doing this?

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Do people not know any other method of starting a conversation? You should ask them how their marriage is going

Yikes. Just eat your food you baby.

wait a sec let me just put my glasses

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Try my green bean casserole, BITCH

>>hey buddy what's up with you? how's it been? found a new job? a new girlfriend?

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>5th year overseas in Asia
>no thanksgiving
Feels nice.

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>they bring food
>they bring gifts
>they bring booze
I'm sorry you have a shitty family user

>lol bro just tolerate this as a cuck you are

aah, much better.

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>Dad and all the uncle's go outside to smoke

Fuck am I Schizoid

>user is coming over... make sure you hide the liquor.

>>they bring booze
I couldn't stoop this low

How do I get out of this dinner?

instead of giving them some sanctimonious speech like the beta bitch you are, just take your food and live your life

>Eurotrash are literally this prissy
Oh I'm sorry, lemme stop enjoying all this FREEDOM just so I can remove the offending aluminium from your sight.

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE REEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Who are these people? What are they doing in my house? Where's my gun?

There are two ways
>pic related
>break your leg and say you fell down some stairs

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Wait why is my family white?

Gatta keep your cool. That's how social interactions work.

>not training your family to know what kind of booze you want to drink

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>tfw getting out of it this Christmas as I have to look after the cat

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>turkey
Thank God I'm not white.
I don't know how you guys can stand to eat turkey all the fucking time. Spent a Thanksgiving at a white friends place and damn near everything had turkey in it.
Crumbles on mac and cheese is based though. I'll give you that.

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No one pours a glass anymore, I swear everyone just gets their own bottle of martinelli and chugs it.

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>THANKSGIVING

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>drinking booze in the first place

>user is coming over... make sure you hide the underage cousins
>Right back at you, uncle
>Audience laughs

>tfw 29 years old NEET creepy uncle
>but my nephews love me because I'm the only family member they can barely relate to in these dinners since everyone else is one gen older
These (actual) boomer parents will never understand the appeal of vidya and animu.

>user is coming over
>Make sure you bring the fabreze

>lol just messin with bro. come on, sit down to eat.

Do you all eat turkey on thanksgiving?

Someone call Airman.

Sounds like just another excuse americans use to eat.

I'm a Britcuck

>there he finally comes!

>dad, it's SHE, I told you...

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If he was foreign it would be far more common to live with his family

>post yfw family member asks you how are you and nothing else
>Cousins gather upstairs for Vidya

>Fucking your tranny cousin

>cave
does anyone have that webm showing a staircase and room that are completely covered in ro-kyu-bu posters and merchandise? Truly the greatest man-cave I've ever seen.

Every single year my grandma asks me these questions while I just continue to get fatter and fatter gathering NEETbux.

Stop being a fucking transgender faggot and be a trap. At least traps can admit they are male.

This guy fucks

I would love to try some slightly more varied thanksgiving feasts but older white generations are really anal about tradition and if you change anything about the holidays they begin to descend into a depressive coma

>my family is all dead, in jail, or moved across the country to get away from eachother and this shitty state
>my wifes family is fractured from multiple divorces, but they are all super christian and for some reason feel the need to keep getting together and pretend like everything is okay
>will probably end with low grade bitching at eachother while I find a corner somewhere and miss my cool hippy mom who died 4 years ago

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Based

It's just tradition, ham and chicken are superior festive foods

>fucking your trap cousin

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only americans celebrate eating.

>cousins used to play vidya together all the time, fun weird shit too like japanese rhythm games

>they all grew out of it
>you didn't
>for years after they stopped playing vidya you would pathetically try to invite them to play the games you brought to which they would always politely decline before you got the hint