>2018
>Wake up, open my unlocked front door and fetch the complimentary iPad filled with the days news
>read my news while I sip my American-made coffee
>get in my 40mpg American truck and drive to work
>not afraid to pass cops on the road because they're paid to protect me, not harass me
>walk into my manufacturing management job and say hello to all of my diverse legal co-workers
>we converse about how great the economy is doing, moral is high
>leave work after 5 hours because that is the new standard work day
>play a nice round of golf at the new public gun range / country club
>go home and prepare a wonderful meal of American grown steak and potatoes
>have a glass of American beer with my beautiful wife
>slide into bed after another typical day and get 10 hours of rest
Such is life under the glorious presidency of Donald Trump.
