2018

>2018
>Wake up, open my unlocked front door and fetch the complimentary iPad filled with the days news
>read my news while I sip my American-made coffee
>get in my 40mpg American truck and drive to work
>not afraid to pass cops on the road because they're paid to protect me, not harass me
>walk into my manufacturing management job and say hello to all of my diverse legal co-workers
>we converse about how great the economy is doing, moral is high
>leave work after 5 hours because that is the new standard work day
>play a nice round of golf at the new public gun range / country club
>go home and prepare a wonderful meal of American grown steak and potatoes
>have a glass of American beer with my beautiful wife
>slide into bed after another typical day and get 10 hours of rest

Such is life under the glorious presidency of Donald Trump.

Idiot

>such is life as a middle class, privileged, able bodied white man in America

lol
Your fat non English speaking illegal abuelita is doomed paco

This is all I want out of life OP

He's got my vote.

>diverse legal co-workers
Disgusting
BUILD

All this Mexican butthurt since Trump is fucking adorable.

Sounds shite
let's be real m8s
We live for the chaos, anger, and confusion that is life.
We drink for the hangovers the next day, they're the best part.

So fuck off with ur shitey utopia

Will 2018 even exist? This Russia VS Nato bullshit is really scary.

>being this asshurt after Brexit

Trump wants to ease tensions with Russia, so under his rule, the odds of 2018 are pretty good.

>Wake up in the morning, realize I forgot to lock my door, but nothing is missing so it's fine
>Walk down to my local grocery store down the street from my neighborhood, wave to the officer I see, he tips his hat and tells me to have a great day
>Plenty of diverse local stores share the same strip mall as my grocery store, in the same block I can check out a miniature Chinese grocery store, and a Mexican restaurant ran by a Mexican family
>Gas station is run by a couple of bros from the Middle East, he tells me he's about to throw out the chicken and I can have it for 75% off if I want, or fuck it, go grab a pepsi off the shelf and we'll just split it right now
>The kind of town where everyone knows each other's name, everyone takes care of each other, and there's no crime to be spoken of

Ahh, the glory of Lord Trump. Wait a minute, I already live in this world. God bless my Midwest town and our 98.9% white demographic.

>mfw I haven't even seen a black person in the four years I've been living here

Damn right. The only true americans.

Btfo brownie

Hows that wall comming juan?

Unless the planet earth is destroyed like by the deathstar or something, then yeah the year 2018 (in earth years) will exist

Yup. Anyone else is scum. Just like you.

Juanito is my father

Ok i know your people are cucks but you can TRY not to buy into jew fear mongering

Thats another 10 feet, Juan.

>tfw after trumps is elected butt hurt mexispics wont post on Sup Forums for atleast two weeks
#make/pol/greatagain

>Not understanding comparative advantages.
Burger, please take Economics101 again.

Good you can be deported too paco.

>t. remain voter
Stay mad.

Sounds comfy and perfect. I can't wait for President Donald J. Trump.

build it

Juan, please don't put tomatoes on my taco this time

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Holy fuck that was well written

Great argument, americanon.

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>2020
>Wake up, open unlocked front door and open my complimentary gun grab bag box (the NRA was nationalized)
>It's a shitty ass Taurus AGAIN
>that's OK I got an SVD from the CMP the other day
>pocket my Ruger® .380
>drive to work and get stopped at firearm compliance checkpoint by white male cop
>"Howdy son, are you carrying?"
>O-of course officer, h-here you go
>Reach for my .380 and start to hand it to him
>suddenly he pulls out his gun at low ready
>"Whoa whoa whoa, what on God's green earth is that thing?"
>I-it's a Ruger® Ivanka, sir
>"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to arrest you son, .380 as a primary isn't gonna cut it. Jesus Christ what if you encountered a survivor from the Cleansing?"
>It's OK officer I have this
>lift up my shirt to reveal PP2000 strapped around chest
>"Alright son you meet the legal requirement for personal defense...barely...but be careful out there. God bless Emperor Trump!"
>y-you too I say as I drive off

11/10 post

>wake up to another sunny day in suburban Chicago
>tell boss I'm taking the day with my family
>in his most cucked tone tells me it's okay because of Trump's White Privilege Act of 2017 I'm allowed unlimited PTO as long as I use the time to enrich myself and my family
>drive to the city in 100% US-made minivan
>8000% tarriff on any imported car parts (Mexican parts outright illegal)
>no traffic because niggers have been barred from owning cars, guns, phones or televisions until they have undergone reeducation proscribed by the MAGA Act of 2018
>accidentally get off highway early and drive by SJW internment camp
>spend day browsing museums with family and reveling in all the great works white men have blessed us with
>stop for lunch at local taqueria
>easily peruse menu since Spanish has been outlawed
>lunch for four costs $15 since Paco, the owner, has been legally required to send his entire anchor family back to Mexico and is only supporting himself
>drive back home
>again, quick drive because no niggers driving rusty, unsafe 1998 dodge neons
>children cannot wait to tell their classmates about all the fantastic things they learned
>wife suggests putting them to bed early and getting to work on our next commitment to the Make America White Again Act of 2018

I can't wait senpais

God bless Texas

Yup; must suck to suck

Construa muro, pendejo.

Where do you live man?

Any race can achieve this by acting like a decent American. If you can't do that, kill yourself, preferably not with a suicide vest.

I know the feel, bro

>be filthy illegal mexican
>get deported

I'm scared senpai.

>tfw engineer that worked on the manufacturing side to gain experience and learn the in and outs of the business.
>now stuck in a cubicle and don't get to use my hands or hang with the guys during the day.

I'm so bored. I miss the blue collar lifestyle OP. Pls help.

Made this just now

Nobody fucking likes you spic. You are not welcome here.

Trump 2016 2020 2024

Watcha gonna do, gringo apestoso? Build an Internet Wall?

We're going to build a big beautiful firewall around American servers.

I used to know that feel. Then Katrina niggers started to relocate here. This is a small town in N. Arizona. Why would niggers descend upon us?

Have you still not learned your lesson?

Do you want another 90 minuts with us?

CONSTRUYE EL MURO YA PACO

>walk into my manufacturing management job and say hello to all of my diverse legal co-workers
>diverse
Cuck

>bricks laid by this ID: 0

That sounds really boring, I want to do something cool like flying an Apache.

>>not afraid to pass cops on the road because they're paid to protect me, not harass me
Right in the feel

Do we need to invade your shithole of a country again, José?

Rural Indiana, son. Come on out. There's room for you here.

what town do you live in?
I'm in the hell hole that is Atlanta and what you described sounds like a dream

>Trump wins
>DUDE WEED MAN allows illegal Mexicans into Canada
>Mexicans come from Canadian southern border to invade
>They take low wage jobs and commit crimes
>Fat Cucks that can work low wage jobs quit and get gibsmedat
>Mexicans cause chaos with unlimited drugs flowing in
>Canada goes 18 trillion in debt
>A FUCKING LEAF version of Trump becomes popular
>Builds wall on southern border
>Deport Mexicans
>DUDE WEED MAN LMAO gets executed for crimes against Canada
>Live happily ever after

That sound mighty fine. Mighty fine indeed, podner.

>Portal to hell opens in Euroland
>Euros immediately surrender to the demon hordes
>America has to save the world AGAIN
>Demons get BTFO by the military-industrial complex
>The Euro-Islamic Union gets raped by ANOTHER wave refugees from hell
>Another wall is proposed
>President Donald Trump challenges Satan to a televised debate during the peace talks and defeats him
>Hell's economy collapses under the economic weight of building the wall 10 feet higher
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>alien ship hovers over Berlin
>world media all over the event
>a week passes before a landing ship lands in a park
>news helicopters reach it before any police arrive
>they report the alien coming out
>has feminine body so leftists begin talking about how women are superior
>as they talk, countless rapefugee immerge from their government funded domiciles, rushing acrosse the street
>leftist begin shitting themselves, telling the copters to shut off the cameras
>they pull a Fox News and a "malfunction" happens, letting hundreds of millions of people throughout the world witness the alien being culturally enriched
>after about 10 seconds the cameras shut off, or helicopters fly away
>all except trusty RT
>video of the event go all across Kikebook and Twitter, but are taken down for "hate speech"
>instead the hashtags #ReligionofPeace & #RefugeesWelcome are the front of all media
>a month later, the presidential debate between Clinton and Cruz, also independents Trump and Sanders, happen
>Trump says there are Nazis in this room
>and they're the one who protect the culture that practices what happened in Berlin
>Cruz slightly nod in agreement, while Clinton and Sanders say he's wrong
>a week later aliens finally announce by hacking satellites, displaying on public big screens
"80 years ago Germany fell under the Nazism of Hitler, who treated Aryan humans above others. Now they fall under the Nazism of Merkel, who treats Muslims above others."
>leftists freak out and riot
>laughter could be heard from the top of Trump Tower
>November comes and Trump wins with 60%, out of four major candidates
>aliens come to DC after Trumps inauguration
>alien comes out of landing craft on White House lawn
>Trump comes out to great them
>alien takes off helmet
>revealing to be Trump look alike
>Trump slowly smirks and says
"Who's this handsome bastard?"

>complimentary iPad
lol
>american-made coffee
LOL
>american truck
LOLOL
>pigs paid to protect me not harass me
LOLOLOL
>american grown steak and potatoes
hee hee hee :D
>american beer
HAW HAW HAW HAW
>beautiful wife
desperate to have kids anyone will do
>trumpfaggotsquealingpiggie

wew little bootlicker
do american boots taste like sperm
you must like it real good

>the year is 2026
>trump's 3rd consecutive term
>US controls world economy
>make contact with said alien civilization
>decipher their foriegn alien language
>realize they live in a marxist utopia
>the world is shocked
>trump grabs the mic transmitting to their civilization
>leans in close
>"you're fired"
>their sun becomes a supernova and all traces of alien life are eradicated.
>continue with mexican genocide as usual

>2020
>Wake up to the sound of gunshots.
> rinse my face and armpits in a pot of water
>eat a skimpy breakfast of expired orange juice and stale cereal
>peek out at my porch through barred windows to make sure it's safe to exit
>quickly unlock all 7 deadbolts and open the door.
>powerwalk through the neighborhood: a collection of rundown shanties
>step over a puddle of human waste and wave to my 6 month pregnant neighbor
>she ignores me, smoking a cigarette, while two of her kids splash through the sludge
>gunshots ring out from a block away
>she pulls her kids inside and I quicken my pace
>my route to school takes me near the US-Mexican border
>stare at the wall, a massive concrete eyesore topped with razor wire
>guards stare at me from their towers,
>my watch begins beeping; it's 7:04 in the morning
>A giant LED screen built into the wall comes to life
>the lights flash a series of pictures—a flag rippling in the wind, an eagle soaring through the air, President Trump's face.
>A giant middle finger appears on the screen and flashes for 30 seconds before fading away
>I continue walking to school
>screaming and gunshots ring out in the distance
>such is life in Mexico

> continue with Mexican genocide...

All that really matters.

>year 2028
>wake up ,hilary is the EMPRESS of america
>go down the hall to my wife and her husband's room tyrone
>it s okay hilary passed a law in 2023 stating that only white men should work and are taxed at a rate of 4000%
>work 18 hours to support my wife her lover and their 12 mixed nigglets
> take the pubblic bus to get to work , hilary banned all cars to stop " THE GREAT DESTROYER OF WOMEN , GLOBAL WARMING"
>my job consists of painting buildings pink and then painting vaginas to make them look less phalic
>see a lone muslim walkin down the street
>he is carrying a nuclear warhead
>suddently an helicopter buzzes overhead
> EMPRESS CLINTON
>"ATTENTION you fucking white males , this man is going to demonstrate the power of multiculturalism "
>muslim detonates nuke screaming "PRAISE FEMMINISM "

wasn't it nice when that's all America had?

Holy fucking Reddit batman

Beautiful.

Don't you mean idiota Juan?