I heard he likes young ladies too

I heard he likes young ladies too.

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Dont you wish H.A's exist.

Someone tell me his name

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Dan the fucking man

I have it on *very* good authority that he had hidden cameras in the dressing rooms and bathrooms at the Nickelodeon studios. If his hard drives were to leak it would a preteen/jailbait fappening the like of which has never even been dreamt of.

I think he only liked butterfaces like Miranda Cosgrove.

That's the one.
Dan "Show me your feet while I beat my meat" Schneider.
How has he not been investigated yet?

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So, is it true he had forcy fun time with Miranda?

watchu think?

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Dan just leaked some of jannettes contract negotiations for season 4

Will post

He'll take anything he can get

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>preteen/jailbait fappening
I can only dream of something so glorious

Keep in mind she had just been made aware of Mirandas salary increase of 110000 an episode but ( would climb even higher)

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Her poor asshole

neck yourself

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Imagine the footage of first audition after Mirandas abortion when she reluctantly agreed to anal ?

Please Dan at least you can upload that one

Can we settle the debate of hero / villian in regards to Dan...

Last thread got 404ed

Does anyone have link to Janette acting demoralized telling Dan ...

"Look what you did to me "
Was searchable but can't find it

I don't like how he has his position and I don't. Victoria, Miranda, jeanette mctitty,etc fucking amazing group of girls I would have had my way with.


But I don't think Dan ever did anything, just be a little mcfeely or creepy. His dick might not reach past his fat stomach. Also I just don't want to believe they went through anything. makes me sad and taints them for me.

I have mixed emotions, but mainly jealousy that I'm not a producer with all of these hot girls around me.

You make a good point about his small dick not getting past his fat blubber

Still there is talk that some how he managed to get a 14 year old once and also a 16 year old

Who would you fuck first if you were a given a job as a producer at the network

Go on

Look at what Dan did to Janette

Really Dan ?

Miranda. I bet her feetjob is surreal.

now? I don't know. I'd have to make a whole new show and find talent. haven't seen any nick shows since sam and cat ended.

but back then? Victoria justice on zoey 101.

Good choice

Would you film it or too dangerous ?

Would you agree to 135 000.00 an episode in trade for unlimited assfucking

Stop bragging, based Dan.

I will love to ask Miranda if she regrets the deal now.

Livingthedream

Forget his name.

Hello Dan

Kekekek.

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Yes. So much, but it's too late.

Metoo when

imagine a movie produced by dan and tarantino together kek

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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

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You can feel the selfhate.