I will give you advice

I will give you advice.
Ask me anything

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How to be more extroverted

What is the best way to go about making dreads in my pubic hair?

1: Get friends
2: Be friends with friends' friends.
3:Talk
4:you're an extrovert now, conjaculations.

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What is good way to make money without doing anything illegal
(I would get a job but my parents won't let me)
(Yes I am 18 and still in high school)
(I'm trying to get Victoria 2 on steam)

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1: make it grow really long.
2: apply balsam to make it smooth.
3: proceed to do dreads via a YouTube channel or self experience
4: conjaculations you now have pine dreads

1: go to Craigslist.
2: make add saying you'll help with something for low pay.
3: work
4: conjaculations you can buy your game

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pine dreads kek

how do I shot web

Shot web?

Thank you [B]ROTHER

I am trying to be less weird

newfag

OP, you there?
Are you gone?

Answer: be comfortable talking to cashier.
How to achieve this:
1: stop caring about them. Only think about yourself.
2: look them in the eye when talking.
3: pay, say thank you (optional), get your stuff and go.

If you can do this you can talk to strangers like it's no big deal.

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Still here

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Got a crush on my coworker. Should I pursue it?

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How to be better at Enter The Gungeon

We need more cats ?

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Do not! If it fails after becoming serious it will affect the work relationship.

No, workplace relationships rarely work out and ALWAYS make work awkward.

First are you two comfortable around each other? Secondly are you updated on her relationships?

By comfortable I mean you have gone out together to have a drink or to eat somewhere together as coworkers.

If you're comfortable around each other and she's single I would say go for it. But if she says no dont act cold towards her. It will ruin the work atmosphere since you will be together 5 times a week so you must make it a healthy atmosphere.

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>Bad advice inbound.
Dont do it user, it WILL NOT work out.

youtu.be/ryQpA86ZC8U
1: Time and effort.
2: YouTube

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Yes. Cats are cute

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Thx user i love cats xoxo

I'm going on my first proper date next week.
Social code still says spaghetti goes into shirt pockets right?

Ewery time hide food in pocked :p

Yes. I asked my girl classmate out of the blue how to get a gf as a joke. She told me the best would be to not see her as a girl and more as a friend. You're going out with a friend. Tell yourself that. Be yourself and both listen and talk. Whatever happens afterwards happens if you know what I mean. Good luck fren

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Benis :D

I am noob Heere.

Just do what everyone does. Lurk through all the boards to find which boards you'll fit in on and which ones you dislike.

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I no wat u meme
delet sys32 to give yourself more ram

How do I get laid it's been a while now

Am still a virgin I cant answer.
But your options are either prostitutes or pretending to be rich to get one night stands

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I need a damn job but I have no valid ID nor my social security card (stolen). The latter is important because I kind of need it to get a license or just an ID. And vice versa. Shit.

That sucks. Have no idea how those things works

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i can pretend to be rich, but how to pretend to own a porsche and a crib to bring her to

how do i raise anthrax bacteria using only stuff from my kitchen?

How 2 git gud at mathematics?

How'd you get laid before? I've never chased a girl, they've always come to me. Try to have as many bases covered as possible user.
Grooming, weight, muscle/fitness, clothing, social standing etc.
Lastly make yourself available. If you're a neet like me chances are potential for social contact are minimal, but when I was working the bitches were flockin. So to speak. Good luck börther

You say that you're out of town and either go to her place or a motel. You live far away so the Porsche is at home

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Put it in your butt it'll like it there

No idea why you want to but have no idea

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Study mathematics. It's all formula and shit. Just learn the formula and teach yourself how to solve a question using that formula

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that's cute

Is it common to think the majority of people are worthless idiots who should be killed? I'm a bit immature I'll admit and struggle to pretend to agree to disagree with worthless idiots. I know with time I'll learn to pretend like others do but I just struggle to do these things.

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No they're all worthless idiots. The idiots are the majority. They ruin the planet and because humanity we dont kill them. Philippines president killed all the drug leaders instead of imprisoning them greatly reducing drug use in his country. We need to do the same with deforestation faggots and other pieces of shits. We need nuclear war soon

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are you trolling or do you really wish for the death of humanity too?

how do i #fortune

I-I-I don't need help

~~K~~HHV here, wat do?
Any opinion apreciated

No, I wish for omnicide. We're so stupid and we destroy everything around us. Just let us die out. It would be fun while it lasted and follow the shit show

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You go to /s4s/.

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Ok

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I dont know

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