Secrets thread

secrets thread

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poop ziplock bag

I groomed my niece from a young age and weve been fucking behind my wifes back for years now. 2 more years and well be able to legally marry.

some chick tricked me into getting preggers.
almost murdered her but she left the state earlier than expected.

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Kink shaming is my kink.

i like to jerk off with my sister in law's thongs and share pics of them online.

Damn nice. (Clothed) pic?

unironically this

Humiliating and ridiculing a girl for the things that turn her on is the thing that turns me on most

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My gf loves being spanked and it is v fun to call her a worthless whore who can’t get off without being humiliated

that is a really nice time, yeah.

my favorite is girls with some genuinely taboo/embarrassing kinks they find hot but hate themselves for, so you can get them sobbing and soaking wet at the same time.

I refuse to ever have children because I don’t think anyone deserves to live in this world

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I knew a girl who could only masturbate by hanging off the edge of a door and grinding on it. She couldn't do it just with her hand. Said it had always been that way. All her bedroom doors always got fucked up on the hinges and her parents didn't know why. It took her over 2 years to tell me this, she was completely embarrassed. The last person she told she said took her over 6 years.

I didn't even think it was that weird. I mean, it's different, but not weird in a gross/crazy/extreme way. She was devastated about admitting it though.

Always wanted to watch her hump a door but never happened.

>oohhh look at me I'm soooo depressed and cliche
Fuck off.

>knew a girl who could only masturbate by hanging off the edge of a door and grinding on it
holy shit, that is just adorable.

I hooked up with a girl, went back to her place, gave me head, when it went further, saw a penis, lost it, jumped on top of it and punched until I was tired.

you did gods work user. no more men will be hurt

I know right. She thought it was the most embarrassing thing ever.

Bet you woulda sucked that dick if she told you ahead of time so you weren't shocked

I grew up with a couple of boys in the neighborhood when I was growing up. One wad 1 year younger then me the other 3 years. We would play with legos or run around in their backyard. Beyond their yard was a creek and a steep will we would climb that would open up into a meadow. Often times I would find myself back there alone with the youngest brother and I had been a horny and curious boy myself growing up. We would run around naked grabbing each others dicks and jerking each other off, or giving each other blowjobs. I tried countless times to fuck his ass but didn’t know what lube was or to use spit, so We’d end up licking each other’s assholes. I did this too with the older brother but not so much and eventually not at all. Haven’t spoke to the family in years and never plan to.

I fucked my best friends little sister in exchange for buying her a handle of vodka and a handle of fireball

*little sisters best friend. Mistype

you shouldve asked your sister to join then

She didnt know at the time so I didnt wanna risk her exposing me. She knows now though and makes me buy all kinds of shit for her

Through a strange set of circumstances I ended up having something a stranger wanted and decided to use the anonymity I had to make him send me a picture of his hard cock in exchange for it. I feel kind of guilty but it's hot especially when I see him a the restaurant in town he works at and he has no idea

How young?

notfbi

Not to mention I had him include a picture of his driver's license with it

Women are so fucking cheap

somewhere around 60 bucks and i get the tightest pussy ive ever experienced. I think I won

Yeah...Elon...you was all the time.

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>buy all kinds of shit for her
You need to remind her of the same deal

I hate my little brother. I hate my 8 year old brother.

I'm 30. My mom had an accident that turned into a "miracle". My two other bros and myself were so excited and happy for us as a family. But he sucks, it's her fault.

I haven't seen the kid disciplined ever, not even a time-out. It doesn't matter what he does including violence or vandalism, everything is fine. He's rude, he's insistent, he's impatient, and he's self-centered. He's essentially a spoiled little fucking ass hole.

I know he's only 8 but I hate being around him.

If I was allowed to interject and teach him right and wrong it probably wouldn't be so bad but if you even slightly criticize the fuck my mom flips out. She takes it personally.

So I know it's really her that I'm frustrated at, and I know that he'll probably turn out "okay" like me and my other two brothers did BUT right now I fucking hate him. Don't want to be around him.

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I went on an organised trip to India, completely stocked up on condoms before the trip behind my Bfs back. Luckily we had a lot of time to ourselves, especially in the evenings, so I managed to get through all of them.

However... When I got back, I found out I was pregnant, so one of them must have bust or something.

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16 is legal age where i live. Thats 2 years away.

a) don't be around him then
b) put up with it
c) poison his froot loops

fake

Shes been wanting me to buy her weed and I told her my terms would be at the very least a blowjob. She said she would think about it

I choose b. I know it's something I'm gonna have to ride out, we're all on this trip together. But I can't really tell anyone, except anonymously online, that I fucking hate him. So that's my secret.

I am Spartacus

Tonight I fucked up
>I have always kind of known my wife’s Sister was semi-flirting with me.
>After thanksgiving she hung around late, >wife went to bed as
>I was cleaning stuff up walked her out to her car
> I just fucked her
>Now I’m In the living room freaking out

This story has more plot holes than the Bible

your a horrible person for cheating but most likely she wont say anything and neither should you

Thanks I guess?
I know I feel like shit. Tbh I feel like
In the back of my mind really wanted this. Why else would It have gone down. It wasn’t worth it.

I found my sister in laws nudes online and I jerk off to them a lot. I also saw a video of her giving head and I want in her mouth, bad. Everytime I see her I want to ask for a blowjob.

you can either live with it or tell her and get left. maybe she'll be into it

Post em

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It’s over I know that, there is no coming back from that once It’s out of the bag. Currently trying to Figure Out How this can stay quiet. I think that wishful thinking.
On the shit side-It was a really hot fuck.

My cousin fucked her nigger neighbor when she was 11. He got her pregnant and she had to have a therapeutic abortion. It fucked her up. She’s had a life of drug addiction and been a shitty parent.

Yeah... shouldn't have done that, bud.

If you wanted a more flexible relationship format you should have brought it up before push came to cum...

Fucking her sister is a total no-no though.

So yeah freak out because you fucked up. Never do that again.

I let 2 co workers double team my black out drunk fiancee for some blow

My sister and I had sex a bunch when we were preteens. I still miss the easy access to casual sex. It was super fun.

I was stripped humiliated and groped by a bunch of drunk ladyboys in a bar in Beij after closing after it went wild ( I thought I was drunk and horny but nothing compared), after dicks started coming out.
And then someone would wonder why Id never admit to having a really small penis

maybe if you keep it quiet you get another go

Yeah..I’m trying to accept it. I fucked clear and simple. I’m struggling to figure out just how stupid am I.

Fucked my underage housemate one night when we both did acid. Fell in love but couldn’t really move forward for obvi reasons. Hooked up with her on her 18, 19 birthday. Still talk and want to date watch other

Fucking ew

How did that happen?

Don't listen to anyone else here, they're fags. Say nothing and fuck her again next chance you get.

We were both drinking and I blacked out. Woke up while I was eating her out because of the acid. Best pussy ever. She looked like a hippy Piper Perri. But better looking. We are both small. I’m 5”4 shes 5”0 so my dick felt huge her being so petite. Even at 21 she still is

I regularly jerk off to gay porn and use my girlfriend's dildo. Pretty sure I'm bi but I've never done anything with a guy.

I get all my pleasure from anals
Doesn’t really make it for me if I’m just rubbing my clitty. I gotta have something shoved up in my ass.
My ex bf said I am counter productive... still I don’t get it

Yeah don’t think that much of an option. I was a little aggressive, she didn’t
Say no. She hesitated a lot when it came
down to it.

shes gonna claim rape your fucked

I've had sex with my boyfriend and I've never actually climaxed. Faked all except 2 and I was touching myself then. We've done it 3 times this week and he knows I haven't came. Now it is 2 am and hes doing work on his car while I'm about to sleep. I've just been waiting so long and it seems like he just doesnt careeee

I talked my crazy sex perverted ex gf into helping me drug and rape one of her friends while she was passed out.

he probably doesn't.

if you want to cum, make sure it happens before he gets what he wants. push for foreplay and use a vibe during if need be.

otherwise you're just getting what you deserve.

You're going to get assraped in prison

I doubt that’s what happens next. I just feel One Way or another this Secret will get out.
She just said “I don’t Know” Multiple times after I pulled my cock out.

I was afraid I would chicken out my first time getting fucked in the ass by another guy, so I lied and told him I liked it rough and to fuck me harder if I started resisting. Not only found out I was indeed gay that night but also that I really liked vaguely rapey sex. Turned out he did too, so whenever his roommates were out of the house and we had some privacy he'd bend me over his bed until I was crying and begging him to stop.

fuck you for living my biggest fantasy user
>also greentext

I killed my dog three weeks ago.

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I'd call you a keeper

im desperate to see my gf and friends posted on b. i love seeing them in wwyd and trib threads, but it hardly ever happens

Yesss

Post them so we can post them

my sister in law slept over for a few days, i would sniff her feet and lick them while she sleeped it was so fucking hot i would cum almost instantly

I cheat my wife with her best friends. Me and her bf tag team her.(wifes's bestfriend)

I love it

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if they get recognized im fucked, it has to happen organically

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>GF was a super sex pervert but had never eaten pussy before
>Discussed a threesome but she said she would be jealous and didn't want it to be weird for her with the girl after
>We would go out to clubs and sometimes her friends would come back after to crash
>Sometimes totally passing out on the couch
>Get a bright idea...
>Ask GF would she be into eating a girl out if she was passed out?
>She says yes
>Tell her my idea and she says yes and since she's passed out she wouldn't be jealous for me to fuck her
>She chooses the right friend to do it to
>We go out convince her to come back to our place for more drinks and to crash
>Drug her drink, wait...
>She gets sleepy, wait...
>Passed out on the couch, take her pants off GF goes down on her eating her pussy
>Pussy is now nice and wet so I stick my dick in her and give her a quick fuck for about 3 min
>Blow my load all over her stomach
>Clean her up put her clothes back on
>Brush teeth and go to bed :)

this is probably better for a GIOYC thread, but I probably wouldn't tell anyone this irl. I saw a picture today, or yesterday now, of my ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend (dude I used to be friends with until she cheated on me with him) and he's put on some weight. He used to be a big guy in school, then he lost a lot of weight senior year and took a lot of pride in that for years. But it loos like that all caught up with him. And I felt a sick sense of victory in all that. And he's growing a beard, she always liked beards and I grew one for her. His looks like the guy tipping his fedora (pic related duh). maybe thicker but other than that he looks like a neckbeard. He looked a lot better when she left me. And I'm still giving them a 2 years or so before she dumps him for being unambitious despite running in place for the last few years. But, of course, she might succeed with him where she failed with me, and they might get married. And if they do, cool. I'll buy them a fucking toaster. But after seeing that picture, I had a moment where I felt like I had in someway came out on top of all this. For over a year I've felt like she got the best of me and just jumped on to someone else without skipping a beat and stayed up. Not now though, I stood up off the toilet, flushed, and looked in the mirror. I looked myself dead in the eye and thought, she downgraded. Now, I write all this with Adele in my headphones, if that means anything. I'm not sure if it's a great decision to build self worth on top of the failings of others. I don't win at life as often as I'd like, probably more than I realize though. I'm going to take them where I can get them.

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I wanna suck pp but I'm in a relationship so F

My nieces are all really cute, would love to fuck their brains out. Sadly never will though

my niece fingered a car in the shower of the white chappel murders in August of 3012

But who was phone??

girugaflesh cumberstein

i jerked off to the majority of the female staff of american horror story at some point or another

Interior crocodile alligator?

nah, stop.

show and tell

Been fucking my aunt for about a year. It's incredibly hot and I know once it ends it's probabyl gonna all be downhill for me in terms of pussy.

used to be really into a girl
become best friends and make obvious moves
she friendzones me
we stay best friends cause i'm not a degenerate
years later stress and shit is eating her apart
i get a qtgf and she gets jealous and starts making moves
feelsbad but i think i have to cut her off soon

sorry i dont' know how to greentext

i took some e and smoked a lot of pot and ended up blowing my bf and his friend

they convinced me to blow his friend's dog

which ended up on snapchat and then the internet

tldr is theres a video of me blowing a dog on the internet, face isn't really visible, thankfully

Okay but post the video

Burn the coal? Pay the Toll!

Including the downie?

Fuck her and string them both along.

friend is sorta a whiney bitch and if i did anything she would basically ruin my life
got way less hot since initial crush, too
unironically love gf and would never do anything to hurt her

how old was she when it started?