Okay anons I was taking a nightwalk and I got horny and went behind this local pizza shop and started masterbating well...

Okay anons I was taking a nightwalk and I got horny and went behind this local pizza shop and started masterbating well when I looked up I saw a security camera. This is my first time I have ever done something like this what are my chances of being in trouble. If it matters I physically look like a 16 year old so maybe they'll think it was some stupid kid

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fucked your life, expect to end up on a sex offenders list, best to just hero

You're probably fine, most security cam footage is not looked at, unless there is a break in or something. And even if they did look at it, what do they get out of reporting you?

Sorry fren

You'll have a knock on the door soon and the local Ugly bastard will make you his sissy bitch for jerking behind his shop.
Prepare to be black mail raped and taped for a long time.

You could have just asked to use the restroom and then fap in there.

It was the middle of the night around like 2 in the morning. No actual person saw me just a security camera

Ahh that's ok then, security cameras are not people. You are safe user

really fucking low; they first have to:
notice
give a shit (beyond laughs)
want the hassle of pursuing legal or social action to out you
be able to identify you
if it lands on their desk, coppers need to give enough of a shit to pursue justice against you

the odds are really low, user. just don't make it a habit

I can't tell if you're being ironic or not I'm kinda autistic. But I hope so I was told that it really doesn't matter because they usually don't check cameras unless there was a break-in or something. I don't know how true this is

How much of a fucking regarded faggot are you? Couldn’t wait til you got home huh you fuckin autist. People like you should have your little nuts chopped off since you can’t wait til you get home retard.

It's true. But also I don't think you're going to get in trouble for jerking off outside if nobody was around. :)

Nah it's totally fine. He had enough privacy. Don't project your weird limitations on others.

I assume the fact that I look younger might be a good thing. I look like I am fucking 14 or 16 so they'll just think it is some kid

Yeah I am a faggot for it I was just seeing if maybe it would make the but feel better or something but I couldn't even cum I would never do it again

>regarded

Nobody reviews those unless something happens. Unless they happened to get robbed on the same night, you're fine.

Thanks user, I've been doing research trying to find articles where something similar has happened but the only ones that I have found are ones where the person was both caught by a person then they checked the cameras.

Thank you user I really appreciate it

You werent exposing yourself to someone, so I think even if you were caught (in the Uk at least) not sure there is any crime committed.

If you were caught - also, how? unless the pizza people or whoever looks at the footage knows you, theyre not gonna spend a lot of resources to id you - it would be pretty minor crime, and I dont think it would cause you many problems. Maybe just embarassment explaining you were horny to the police officer, and were trying to find somewhere private.

Yeah I think even in the US. It's not indecent to be jerkin off outside. It is if you're doing it in front of people. In Germany you'd be totally fine. The law is you can do whatever until the cops show up and tell you to stop. If you don't they arrest you otherwise you're fine lol.

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM

An hero newfag

I don't think anyone will look at the footage and even if they did how would they identify who you are? if your tripping that much on it STOP MASTERBATING IN PUBLIC PLACES

>I physically look like a 16 year old
Michael Reeves confirmed

Yeah this was a one off thing I did it thinking it would fell better cause of like it being different outside but it didn't. No gonna do it again