Success, meeting her tomorrow. wooo!!

success, meeting her tomorrow. wooo!!

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Bro you fucked up....

Good job, king.

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> realize its a man

>Me like hug he he

how? we are meeting tomorrow and i will get to hug her, it will be nice to smell her at the same time

i have met 18 girls off tinder and none of them have ever been a man, maybe i am just lucky but i never end up talking to catfish people

thanks bro, we gonna make it

do you like hugs user? i think they are better than handshake or wave

is this a joke?

>i like having intercourse, i mean i like the idea of it. i like masturbating! could we have sex?

i am glad i asked

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get hit by a bus

it just helps get rid of the little bit of stress
like here, she replies
one less thing to worry about, she is from different country, so culture is different

what a fucking sperg, on both ends.

i will be in my car so that will be hard to do unless i park it and then hang out by the bus stop but it is forecasted to rain tomorrow so i don't want to do that

is it more spergy to be scared of saying it, or saying it and getting answers?

What countries are you guys from?

Holy shit you are gay and desperate af nigga real talk

i am uk, she is central europe. she is here as an au pair

desperate for what?

>is it more spergy to be scared of saying it, or saying it and getting answers?
it's more spergy to say it for sure. inconfidence is an insidious killer. the fact that you would even ask is the biggest point. it's not whether you're scared or not to ask, but whether you'd want an answer. that's the real spergy part. if you're so unsure about how you'd read a situation that you'd want an explicit answer, it comes off like you're some sort of reptile in a human suit.

Good ruck

>alpha male.png
>i like hugs, they help me relax

You gay bro.

Bring a condom for when he fucks your loose asshole

i grew up isolated from experiencing real socialising, understanding these unwritten rules and knowing how to in act in public, so i have avoided it for years - at the moment i am trying to learn and i dont have the confidence to ask face to face, or just to force a hug on someone and see how they react - so i find it easier to ask first to help me learn. does that make sense?
i don't understand how i can learn, unless i ask questions or experience it. but experiencing it is more scary than asking questions.

>i like hugs i need to relax
are you the guy???????????????????????????????????
you must be a lesbo
kys
btw adultery is mortal sin
and that includes any sex outside of marriage

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how long for little virgin boi to become man

>i like hugs :> can we does hugs :>
silly virgin boi will probably pull out with a condom on

wearing a condom would stretch my anus out even further, due to the width of the penis increasing, so it would hurt more, no?

attention and support
you act like a baby

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>central Europe
>polack

i am a guy
i haven't been hugged in months, it sucks bro. i was in a relationship with a girl for a while and she gave me so much physical affection, i miss it.

I can’t believe people like you actually exist in the world

she told me not to bring a condom because she needs a visa and if i gave her a baby then she could get one

ye i need attention every day, not talking to anyone gets lonely. yes support is also nice, getting others perspective from people helps me understand and learn. but you say it like it's a bad thing?

>, or just to force a hug on someone and see how they react
> but experiencing it is more scary than asking questions.
i understand. but asking is the wrong way to do it. you're shooting yourself in the foot.

interacting with people is like riding a bike. everyone expects you to know how to ride the bike and if you don't know how and you ask them they're going to look at you like you're an idiot but you're way fucking better off pretending to know how to ride the bike because at least you have a chance if you do that. it's like "better a man be silent and thought a fool than open his mouth and remove all doubt". carry the appearance of confidence and knowledge, even if you are screaming with fear on the inside. confidence is infectious. it will draw people to you, it will create success, even if you are clueless. pretend you know what you're doing, and you've done it a million times.

imagine the french, kissing people they don't know on the cheeks. it's normal because they act like they've done it. imagine yourself doing it and weirding someone out, it's weird because you don't act like you've done it. it takes two people for a situation to be awkward. it's as awkward as you let it be. keep the ball in your own court.

i would put that down to your limited experiences with different kinds of people, like when a kid grows up within a cult and people outside of the cult wonder why they don't just leave - they haven't experienced different kinds of lives, so they can't entertain the possibility of it being true or possible.

Turbo virgin #1

is it worth educating your fellow man out of sympathy, or is it better to leave him ignorant so as to keep the game easier for yourself?

i agree that the confidence route, faking it till you make it and pretending can work for a lot of people, but i tried it for a few years and it kept making everything worse. i ended up lying to people, trying to make myself seem normal and it started becoming like an act or a character where i pretend to be this confident guy who can do anything, but i kept hitting barriers and overall it made me so unhappy. i also don't like it if people want to spend too much time with me, or be friends too much. i like a little bit of interaction and socialising but then i need a break, it's so tiring to do.
i agree about staying silent though, that has helped me deal with a lot of confusing situations. instead of talking about it at the time, i talked to someone else in private later about it, they have helped me understand things a bit. i wish the process was faster though, so i could do it at the time of the event.

ye that kissing thing is weird, one of my gran's friends does it to me and i just hold my cheek there for her to kiss, i don't know if i am meant to kiss her back, or making a kissing sound or what. she just kisses me and ignores my awkwardness i guess, she doesn't let it be awkward.

how do i remember all this stuff? when i read your comment, i agree and i want to be able to reference it, or remember it, but when i'm in the moment i just forget about most of it.

i have to go out for a couple hours, i'll leave the thread open to read if you do reply. thanks user, you are kind.

>how do i remember all this stuff? when i read your comment, i agree and i want to be able to reference it, or remember it, but when i'm in the moment i just forget about most of it.
i don't know. i write down bits of text on post-it notes, or save them on my computer if i find them particularly interesting.

you'll be alright, friend. you'll figure it out.

Hmmm...who think was him!?!

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Dont listen to this guy. Its alright to ask and was recieved well. by asking what you did was aknowledge the situation and communicate a potential discomfort for everyone. It turned out to be a shared discomfort so you were perfectly reading the situation.

you should repent for your sins bro

Not for long my dude, OP has somehow managed to autism his way into a date, say what you want about him but that's king arthur legend status tbh

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Holy fuck dude you don't ask about hugs. Just fucking hug her. You sound beta as fuck.

>asking permission to hug
This isn't gonna go well if you dont immediately recover in person OP. Do NOT continue this little bitch personality or you will go home with nothing but a bad feeling inside.

Holy shit dude. Are you gonna wear her skin as a coat after?

No way he doesn't crash and burn between asking permission to hug her and somehow charming her into fucking him. Unless she is a horny landwhale who was just released from a 10 year prison stint, then he does have a shot.

c'mon guys, we know this doesn't work if you ain't got washboard abs then being a 'badass' will just get the me to mob on you.

One time I was with this girl who was super clingy and affectionate after 2 years of constantly shoving her off me I left her and never felt good about hugs or any of that again

Yeah it does. Confidence can make even short ugly dudes attractive to women, it is the single most important component of attraction for guys. Works even better for medium height, handsome guys.

Cute OP

Good luck, OP!

Don't forget to act manly and dominant around her otherwise she'll think you're boring. Do not be afraid of doing what YOU want without telling her, just do it and read between lines.

I can't figure this autism out. Are you meeting up with a cuddle bitch? Are you such a sperg that someone who is also such a sperg is meeting you and feeling the same feels? Is this a pity fuck? This is sad

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Pretty sure this is some factory manufactured bait.

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That sucks, are you worried if you let in that 'hug' from other people, it reminds you of her?

hmm i've been doing that recently, i've got it stuck all over my room in different places, sounds good thanks man

thanks, yeah i am glad i opened up that shared discomfort and to talk about - less stress for both of us.

well i'm getting hug a tomorrow so that's ok with me, it worked - otherwise both of us would have been too scared to hug each other.

i would feel bad and uncomfortable if i held back my thoughts and was too scared to say them

she is small and petite, not enough skin to make a coat

A fuck is a fuck, dude.

damn that's a lot of assumptions, i don't even think about sex that far ahead, i'm more worried about how much i am going to have to spend on parking

i agree. if you don't believe in yourself, then it won't happen - the thoughts in your head hold you back from everything.

thanks. i don't mind if she thinks i am boring, i'll just try to do whatever i want without worrying about how it effects her too much, then read her reactions to make sure she is ok too.

just going out for coffee, you don't need to think about what happens next too much

it's real, girls aren't as scary as you get lead to believe by stories online

Stop being such a beta bitch, you imbecile.

This way you'll end up in the zone as soon as your boring date is over. You already got this far so grow a spine and don't fuck it up that way.

>her

i don't know what you are suggesting, znone meaning friendzone? i don't maintain friendships, so that doesn't happen - if they only want to be friends, i explain that i don't want that and then end it.