ITT: What secret fantasies or things you did yesterday with or to family members during Thanksgiving?

ITT: What secret fantasies or things you did yesterday with or to family members during Thanksgiving?

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My sister in law was hammered so I put exlax in her dessert. Heard this morning she was up all night and is a mess. Life is Good.

I was so stuffed with food I didn't even jerk off when I got home last night.

My super cute 11yo niece wore light purple leggings that showed off her perfect ass, would have loved to rip them off and fuck her brains out

Kill yourself you fat faggot.

I’m obsessed with BBC and getting cucked.

turn over a running lawnmower and stick your face inside of it

Lawnmowers wont run upside down. Dumb bitch

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Not the user you are responding to. But, you are in a place where people actually call you a "moralfag" for having the slightest hint of moral fiber. As I'm sure you may have heard, CP used to be uploaded here once upon a time. As a matter of fact, I'm sure that because CP was totally banned here, that is why the triforce was born. The triforce is to CP what Sup Forums is to pornposting. (And really? That's an understatement.)

of course you would know you fucking day laborer. get back to work. go mow the white man's lawn.

oh wow i'm so scared of being called a moralfag by some unwitty adolescent

Told everyone I voted Trump.

Weirdest Thanksgiving ever.

>not taking the opportunity to grab a feel or maybe even get sum fuk.

user...

My SiL got hammered at a family event once and things got pretty heated. I restrained myself because I didn’t know if she was on BC or not, and didn’t need that kind of drama.

Made sexy time with a cousin, once. Wasn’t great. We barely talk, now.

Had sex with one of her friends while the girls brother watched, then guided him in boning his own sister.

Boned my neighbor when I was 13.

Bunch of other fucked up shit.

Basically just a sexual deviant all around.

I'm not saying you are or were scared you fuckin' nerd. I'm simply stating a fact. Why don't you go step on a nail you jackass.

you implied it you aspergers retard. find a lake, swim to the bottom and breathe heavily until the lights go out. it'll make the world a better place.

How did I imply that you asshat? I simply said
>you are in a place where people actually call you a "moralfag" for having the slightest hint of moral fiber.
That is not a threat. That is not something that should evoke fear in anyone. What tone of voice are you reading it in? Try a different one.

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nah its cool bro i get it, just wanted to rile you up

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You mother fucker

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I killed Jeffrey Epstein

Let's not bicker about who killed who...

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Jeffrey Epstein is still alive. With a brand new name, passport, and pedo market.

You should read Sabrina by Nick Drnaso

I had two nieces, 12 and 13, both wearing tight jeans/yoga pants. It was a great view all day.

is it porn enough?

I was feeling the hosts wife up under the table while her husband was prepping the Turkey and my wife was sitting opposite. I was wanting to make her cum, she stopped me because she was struggling to maintain a normal face.

Well played. When will she reciprocate?

So your telling me that Link was a pedophile and Ganondorf was white knighting the whole time? How old is Zelda?.. It all adds up!
>puts on tinfoil hat

Probably Tuesday, she's begging for a fuck.

You don't know what the triforce is obviously. It has NOTHING to do with the Legend of Zelda. I assure you.

this nigga is owner of a bait shop

too late faggot. Im red pill woked now! i know all about your Zeldagate shit now.

You're funny my baiting user.