Condom thread

Condom thread
What's the closest to not wearing one? Pic related are the best I've tried in that department but they're expensive in jewrope.

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Pulling out cause condoms are shit and break

>Pic related are the best I've tried
Actually same here user.

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The best protection I've tried is sex with someone I trust whom I know is on the birth control and doesn't have an STD.

I've always wondered, do you nut inside if she's taking the pill? Is there no chance she'll sprout babies all over?

Vasectomy master race here, don't want kids, never have never will. Get to fill my girlfriend everytime worry free

Idk what the odds are, but I nutted in my ex at least 500 times and she never got preggers

I use a shopping bag.

worry free? you know that some times, like one in thousands, your body will naturally reverse that shit, right?

The odds are practically 0. If she does get preggers you can always get a coat hangar.

I will cross that bridge if/when i come to it. The mrs doesn't want kids either so if something went wrong it would be delt with

I use a sandwich bag and a rubber band at the base. Let's me go longer because the rubber band keeps blood in my dick.

Condoms are the worst

Fucking with a condom shouldn’t even count as sex. Might as well fuck the couch cushions with a zip lock bag on your dong

not if she's on antibiotics...those somehow negate the pill

No such thing as condoms. Pull out and blast that bitch away like a Pakistan humvee

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Yeah I'd honestly rather get sucked with no condom that any sex with condom

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As long as you don't mind the crinkle noises, ziplock bags are the best.

Yes you creampie her. Best feeling ever

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I’ve thought about it. I have 3 kids & am done. But these days my wife doesn’t fuck me enough for me to actually get snipped. Doesn’t seem worth it if I’m only getting pussy a couple times a month

do it anyway. eliminate the chance of kids number 4 and 5. you never know what could happen unless you take control of the situation.

A few questions.

Does it feel any different?
Recovery time?
Isn’t there like a 3 month period after where it’s still not safe to bust inside her?

Other vasectomy user here, doesnt feel any different at all, and you still cum it just doesnt have the baby making stuff in it. Feels sore for a week or so, but it aint too drastic. Weirdest thing is they do it while you awake, so you just having a conversation with the nurse while the doc cuts your nutsack open, you dont feel anything til an hour or so afterwards. I was told to cum 30 times before being able to rely on it, luckily i had a bit of time on my hands so didnt take too long

no difference with the feeling. my recovery time was less than a month, they didn't even use stitches, and the pain was stinging. I used ice and compression shorts, which in my opinion, are not optional. mine was 2 months and i had to give a sample to check for sperm. i was good to go.

in my case, they sedated me, so i slept through the whole thing.

yeah i forget how many times they told me to cum, it's been awhile now. but i did have it done of 4/20, which i thought was hilarious.

I think i would have taken that option given the choice!

i made sure of it when i discussed the procedure. but i had mine done in a hospital, not a dr.s office. most of the time they aren't allowed to use that kind of sedation or anesthesia because they don't have the equipment there that they need if something goes wrong.

if you're gonna do it, find a doctor that does the procedure in a same day surgery suite in a hospital like i did. it's more expensive, but you also don't kicked to the curb so they can see the next patient with drip dick.

over her head or yours?

>only getting pussy a couple times a month

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