I need help bros. How the hell do I satisfy a girl in bed?

I need help bros. How the hell do I satisfy a girl in bed?

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You have to use your penis

I'm planning on using it

what else

Exclusively In your dreams because you're a little beta bitch.

Honestly just foreplay, makeout beforehand, use fingers before and during sex all that jazz

Women aren't porn actresses. Good news: they are as excited about sex with you as you are with them. Bad news: women reach climax and arousal differently than men. Some women will reach arousal from straight penetration others require playing with clit, nipples, etc. Most women won't tell you straight off what they enjoy or don't and think they need to be "sexy" for you. So your best bet is to rub her, touch her etc. Then play a bit with her clit, go down on her and let her body be your guide with your mouth and tongue. Once she's climaxed or close to it then go in for penetration. She'll either cum again or she won't either way she will be very satisfied.

Okay femanons, you're up to bat.

Don't even try. Fuck them until your satisfied then tell them to gtfo. I have no logical reason why the next comment is true, but it is 100% true: that's what keeps them coming back. t. ex-chad

Thanks for serious and helpful answers anons, god bless you

Are you a woman?

based advice

Bring her a big bowl of ice cream.

ask her what she likes dumbfuck.

here's a tip or general how to...
first you need to be in bed naked, how that comes about is up to you, be it a dare, or a mutual thing, whatever. K-I-S-S-I-N-G, really can't state how important this is, she will rate your tounge game more than your schlong game. kiss her, hold her, grope her. BUT not the boobs or vag, not yet. stroke her back, upper arms, the nape of her neck, all the bits that do it for you (Tits, Ass and Vag) arent her priorities. Yet.

Also, you may think lasting a long time is important, it's not. Cumming multiple time will make her feel better than once that takes a long time. So, don't cum before you see her

Retard

Nope just been with enough women to know how to do it right and made all the mistakes along the way.

Meant for

He's right though. Having this mentality of "pleasing her" is feminine and a turn off for women. They'd much prefer you use them as literal sex dolls. Why do you think they find athletes so attractive? Because those dudes don't give a fuck.

Accurate

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send her to me I'll do it for you

>go for, in no particular order: side boob, neck, inner thigh and, weirdly, calves. its a odd denial thing, but anyway..

Ask her what she likes and how you can do better. Also don’t ask internet virgins for advice.

Hey, thanks a lot guys.
It's just I've been out of the game for too long. Your tips give me my confidence back.

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Girls get off emotionally more than physically, you have to mind fuck them through the whole process.

Yeahh! Elon...you was all time!

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How to play with the boobs manually and with the mouth without looking like a hungry kitten ?

It's impossible to satisfy a woman because no one has a chocolate cock that ejaculates money

My dick is small what to do to not get humiliated and lost her to BBC ? how to spot a sizequeen and still do the job without my dick ?

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who is this girl and is there more?

Make sure you have two blankets. One for her and one for you.

you mean towel ?

Getting way too much in you're head if you're worried about how you look Then you're doing it wrong. Sex is about being your grossest ugliest self with another human being and they with you. By the end of it you both should feel completely disgusted with yourselves.

good post

It doesnt afraid you what she could tell to others about what you do in bed ?

This is a wise post. "Getting too much in your own head and you're guaranteed to do it wrong" applies to alot of life situations

How do you stop thinking in this situation ?

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get supes drunk, and honestly just relax.Depending on how old you are, she's likely to have an equivalent experience level as you and will be just as nervous. If you've gotten this far with her she's into you and the hard part is past you. Just relax and let your instincts take over and you'll get better with time.

When you rub the clit, with your fingers or tongue, it's best to go side to side and not to hard on it.

So I've had sex with a chick while my asshole was dirty and I smeared shit all over her leg. Part way through our session I noticed. Instead of saying anything I just focused on her hair, tits, skin everything. Eventually I came. She was PISSED when she saw I'd rubbed my shit in her leg. It's cool, your shit is on my finger. We laughed then cleaned up. Moral of the story clean your add before sex but focusing on things not sex but about the other person can keep you in the game.

You are absolutely disgusting. You should be performing periodic maintenance on your asshole multiple times a day, especially right before you have sex. Try just giving a little wipe to your butt every time you piss.

You? You don't please a girl in bed.

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So let's see the last girl you fucked bro, shouldn't be a problem to post up some nudes right?

>Micropenised wanna be Chad gives advice on how to be a laughing stock

this is almost guaranteed underage.

Women are by their nature incapable of being satisfied in bed. Wait until marriage and raise and protect your children. 100% satisfaction rate.

Literally don't do this. She will just talk shit about you to her friends lol

Get your cock and rub the tip against her clit, don't let her resist, do this until she is wet and then penetrate her as deep as you can until you release.

She'll be satisifed and you will be too.

Pls moar

Be passionate and dominant and use her body without regard to her pleasure. Chad is partially right, but it’s not about being an ass and not giving a shit, it’s about not being an awkward geek. Taking command of the sexual encounter and making it obvious to her that you’re horny as fuck, losing control, giving into your base instincts... that’s what gets her soaking wet, moaning, and shifts her body into orgasm mode.

Bad: Rubbing her clit while awkwardly staring at her and being unsure of what you want to do next.

Good: Pin her down, bite her neck, pinch her nipples and leave bruises on her tits. Groan in her ear like a horny fucking bear. Then grab her from behind and roll her on her belly. Let her feel your hard cock juuuust touching her pussy, and your hand ever so gently tickling her clit. Slide the head in to tease her. When she tries to back up into you, pull away. The point is to be really into it and knowing what you want. Make sure she *feels* how fucking horny you are and how you’ll be using her.

piss on their tits. not really my thing, but girls always seem to like it.