Secrets

Secrets

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I waiting outside the back of a theater for 3 hours once hoping someone would bring out a half eaten box of cookie dough bites and throw them away. I got a lot of popcorn and other treats, but no cookie dough bites.

I hung out with masha babko when I was in Novosibirsk. She actually genuinely sweet and amazingly sharp.

I got to first and a half base with a woman by telling her I was Daniel Stern's son.

I managed to get my cousin's ex bf to send me her nudes

I'm a pedophile.

How old was she then

18. My friends mom and mashas mom we’re childhood friends.

Do you like girls or boys?

My friend and I pulled this scam a couple times where we go to a donut shop and one of us pretends to faint, like we're having a stroke or something, and the other uses the distraction as an opportunity to steal some donuts.

I'm a retarded fucking teenage trap and spent about 10-20 minutes yesterday hanging in the shower by my legs cause i thought it'd be hot to be tied up upside down while I enema myself, rope ended up being too thin for any comfort at all, felt like i was ripping off my feet and I couldnt get out cause i had no knife with me. Ended up telling my mother i was in the bath so long due to diarrhea.

Girls, between 8-14

When did you become a pedo?

I employed a 19yo girl who is absolutely useless just cos I wanted to fuck her.

I’m fucking her but I’m having to pay her salary

Haha, wow. Yeah always have a way of cutting the rope to escape, though probably not a knife. There's a type of safety/medical scissors thats best for this that won't cut you. Also, even if your rope isn't too thin you need to loop it a bunch around what you're tying to spread the load. There's info out there on how to do this sort of stuff safely.

Early teens, just randomly started being attracted to younger girls and it never really went away

Actually fucking them or just fapping to them?

Thanks for the advice ^-^ although I will admit that bending upwards over and over to loosen the knot was a pretty good stomach workout.

Pure fantasy, though I did kiss a 9yo once

Found my wife's sister's dildo and blew my load all over it

I want to fuck my mom. Idk why I’m so attracted to her. I think about her sexually constantly. I beat off to her every day. Idk why. I need her.

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Suggest you get some help before it goes too far; otherwise you might end up having to KYS

I did that with my sister in law’s vibrator. Came so fucking much.

This will end when you turn 9 or 10.

I’m 22

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Will the next stage of your larping involve telling us that you impregnated your sister in this impossible manner?

Yeah, wish she didnt clean it so well, but I got a good whiff of her pussy musk under the clit stimulator part, made me hard af

I shot kennedy

Sure, friend.

lol thats the girl from true blood

i get off to other dudes fapping to my sister

Yes that smell is incredible

Post her and illl fap right now.

Lol, I dont give a fuck if you dont believe me, doesnt change the fact that I blew my load all over my sister in laws fuck toy

Haha same. I know exactly where she keeps it. And it makes me so fucking hard to know exactly when she masturbates with it. And to know my cum has been in her.

I’m getting hard for her. Bikini now.

im Very into hypnosis and I’ve been doing it for like a month straight and that shit is nice af

My friends and i sometimes go to walmart and just eat donuts with the paper and then just throw the paper away and leave its so easy noone ever questions it

She used to keep it in her bathroom shelf in a make up bag thing, and when we would visit her I would use the restroom and smell it/beat off and shit. Was sad when the last time we went to visit the bag was gone from her bathroom. Wife and her decided to go shopping and I "didnt feel well" so I stayed at her house by myself. Checked her panty drawer, and lo and behold found the bag, but it could no longer close because she bought a bigger vibe, was crazy. The tip would move around and it had like a bunch of ball bearings on the shaft that would spin and shit. Two fucking empty bottles of lube lol. So fucking hot knowing she fucks herself with that thing.

I was about 22 or so. This 40 year old woman I was fucking tried to hook me up with her 14 year old daughter. She seemed to get really turned on by the thought of me fucking her.

Did you bang her?

Did the conversation ever come up of her time in cp? I doubt she’d openly talk about it, but I’ve also met girls that get turned on when they think about how they were molested. They’re usually the ones most fucked in the head.

I have a thing for redheads and braces. There was no way I could turn down the opportunity.

Yes. I found lube and the vibrator had her cum on it. I sucked the vibrator so I could taste her pussy.

i got a bj from my friend's gf tonight. i honestly feel like it's her fault. she knows she's attractive and can toy with guys for fun.

Kind of. Someone said something in Russian to her and my friend while we were walking in the city center. I knew it was hostile by the tone and asked what was up. And she insinuated that it was because she had done modeling as a child...

My friend knew that I knew some friends f the reality tho...

In fact, we dated for about 6 months. Had to keep it a secret from everyone. Only her mom knew. I was still fucking the mom too.

I want to fuck my aunt but don't know how to initiate it.

ecstasy in a drink if you're a real sicko but i don't condone that.

My friend new that I knew a little more than I was letting on.

Did she seem embarrassed by it?

Delivery?

No, carrier pigeon.

I’m fairly certain my 26yo son caught me masturbating today.
I pretended not to see, and continued.
I’m pretty sure he watched me finish.
Now I feel awkward.

I am Karen.
I do not forgive.
I.. forgot.

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It was more tired of talking about it and dealing with it. It was the only time she ever looked meek.

I’m feeling very conflicted about fapping to her. On one hand I feel bad for her for what she’s had to go through. I don’t know if she really wanted to do that stuff or if she was coerced, but it’s obviously still haunting her to this day. I hope she doesn’t kill herself because of it. On the other hand, she’s gorgeous and I can’t help but wanna fuck her. Veronika as well.

How’d you manage that?

I call BS; any pics? Legal ones obvs

No officer. I dindu nuffin. I’m a good boi.

I went on an organised trip to India, and had secretly stocked up on condoms as I knew we were getting loads of time to ourselves, especially on evenings.

I used a condom every time, but one of them must have bust or something, as after returning, I'd found out i was pregnant.

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So you actually sent bobs

you can't get pregnant from being fucked in the ass though

She actually opened vegine

Good boy

My soccer coach raped me. I never told anyone. He died in a motorcycle crash about six months after the rape. I don’t what to feel. Sometimes I masturbate to the assault.

I'm pretty sure my niece is actually my daughter but I don't ever want to know the truth because I'm happily married and so is my sister.

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pic?

Were you enjoying it as it happened or did you discover it turned you on after the fact?

Stroking to nudes of my ex right now. She’s married and it makes it hotter for me knowing there’s nothing her husband can do about it

That’s what you get for coming in your sister.

so you hired a prostitute

back in college, i would sometimes shit into a ziploc bag and then freeze it. sometimes, people would just leave their room and door open, and if i ever saw it, i would go grab one of my frosted shits, go back to their room, and rub the dooksicle on the inside of their pillowsheets

I fought him off for a long time then lost all my strength and froze. He made me cum against my will multiple times during the rape. That’s the most bizarre feeling. You hate the act but your body is making you have intense orgasms as a defense mechanism. I got off to the feeling more I think later than the actual rape itself.

Got my wifes friend drunk enough to convince her to model for me. Hoped to see her in underwear, but ended up seeing everyting.
Fap material for life secured.

If you got her that far why didn't you just fuck her?

I stroked my first cock when I was 6. I thought it was a fun game to get the milk out

i shoplift all the time. i know it's not really worth the risk but it's easy if you're not a complete idiot. retail workers don't really care. if you just walk straight out with some confidence, they won't chase you or anything.

She makes a protein shake almost every day, finishes it the next morning.
I’ve cum in the shake at night at least 20 times. Love watching her eat my cum

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was just thinking of getting the fap material, and wife was sleeping in a room close by, so ended up just fingering and licking her

I must be pretty fucked up if this is your biggest secrets. I could name my top 5 and they would all be worse than 90% of this thread.

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whats one of em?

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So... you’re having a wank over some chick and you’re turned on cos he can’t stop you?
She’s forgotten you and he doesn’t know you’re alive. Literally nobody cares. Nobody. Cares.
If I was ever so slightly more sympathetic, I’d kill myself on your behalf.
Fuck you’re gay.

This one is my worst

Hue hue hue
So edgy

That’s actually pretty normal for women to cum when they’re being raped. (I’m assuming you’re a woman because you said you came multiple times). Not sure why they do that, but I think it’s a psychological thing. Can’t rape the willing, you know. Do you ever want to be raped now or is it just this instance?

I'd love to fuck my nieces, 1 in particular

I habitually post nudes of my ExGf alex on /b- she seems pretty recognized now as a webslut and has been getting reposted without me. Should I feel bad?

Let’s see em. Are you jealous he gets to fuck her and you don’t?

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Hold old when you sucked it?

About 45 minutes after this pic was taken my wife (left) passed out drunk and so I partied with her little sister (right) and we made out at the club then fucked when we got home after I put my wife to bed. The sex was so hot and intense knowing we could get caught. She left the next morning before I woke up and we never talked about that night ever again.

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you need help, but i'm curious what your connection to her is. related, friend, gf, etc?

Fuck off the thread if you aren’t here to be a part of it lol

Younger sister

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I mean I wouldn’t mind fucking her again but I dumped her so not much to be jealous of

Thank you b/ro.
I went full edge lord there, I do admit it.
But really... what a fag.

i worked for a few banks and i constantly stole cash. i probably ended up shortchanging the bank thousands, which is a huge crime but i didn't think much of it at the time.

Started sucking a bit later the same age. I had to help the music teacher in the music room after class and that's where he introduced me to his little game. He left the school after a year or so and it stopped

Is Sup Forums just full of underage faggots now? Do you think anyone believes this shit?