24-year-old virgin reporting in.
My family is convinced I'm a closet homosexual and I haven't so much as kissed a girl.
I've taken advice from you guys like "Be yourself" and "Be confident," but every girl I'm interested in gets all standoffish when I talk to them.
tfw you can't help being ugly
It's infuriating and I feel like I'll never get the girl I deserve. Is there any hope for me?
How many of you are still virgins and how old are you?
I hope you die faggot
Wait 6 years, become a wizard. Bippity bobbity bitches.
Never understood the virgin for a long time thing you must have a bad personality or some shit that’s repulsive
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This is a sign, OP. There is hope for you yet.
The girl you deserve? What, you expect them to all be clinging to you and begging you to let them suck your knob? Bet you're a fucking land whale.
How ugly we talking?
Maybe go for the common hobby approach? Worst comes to worse save dosh and buy a wife
24 haha thats amature hour.... 33 yrs old reporting in... i at least want to finger a woman before i die so i can know what it smells like!
27 year old virgin and proud.
Dude, I was in a similar situation. And I finally decided to hire an escort. Yes it was kind of shitty because I was really nervous but let me assure you that it was a good decision. Something just changed in my head and after that I have been with other girls without paying.
To tell you the harsh truth, dont be yourself. Yourself is what got you here.
Pretend to be someone else. Pretend to be the gym going dude bro and do what he would do. Pretend to be a better person until people start to notice your change.
Pretend to be the guy women want. Pretend and do until you actually become that person. Change yourself.
No one else will do it for you.
If this is True I do want you to realize one thing, being a virigin is not a bad thing. I think I was in your position when I chose to lose mine to a fat girl, the minute I lost it yes it felt good for a little while but I also lost passion for so much I used to have an anger a true unrelenting drive for what I believed was right for society and politics. It died in apathy when I started focusing on sex... I wish I had waited went to church and found a traditional woman, married then had sex. the trivialities fetishes, kinks etc presented in society by porn are only there to complicate our selfs. You will find true happiness if you become content for the moment, be still and know God friend. go improve your self think about one day having children and an established life, money a house.
The point of transitioning from a virgin to a man is to perform the timeless ritual of gaining the affection of a woman and taking her to bed.
Buying out a woman is cheating the system, and as such, you could still arguably be considered a virgin. Also, the glorious union of two loving people becoming one cannot be compared to a hooker giving you a mouth massage.
>I wish I had waited went to church and found a traditional woman
Opinion discarded. What a waste of dubs.
Why haven't you boys had sex yet?
Fuck you
user, this is the truth. To put it simple, nobody will EVER like staying close to you if you keep the deluded and sad attitude you're showing in here.
You gotta try to fake something acceptable about the way you hang with people. Make yourself enjoyable.
Plus lower your fucking standards, I mean, I'm not handsome at all, but when I go looking for girls around I hardly give the best one a gaze. They know fairly well how to handle their choices, unlike you. If some not-so-beautiful girl approaches you because at least you're nice, you'll have to hide the disappointment when hanging with her, bang her, then it's up to you.
TL;DR Stop being insufferable and expecting to get laid even if you would never pick yourself if you were a girl.
P.S. get ready for pain, because women will straight up fuck not only your dick, but you as a whole. They are mostly evil and insensitive to your needs. You've been warned.
friendly banter never hurts. As long as you are comfortable with yourself and don't give in like a sheep and be a pushover. Test the waters slowly. Start with a high five then move on to a lighthearted push on their shoulders if you disagree with somethings. Play jokes and pranks. Women dig comedy. Got me some ass doing that, but don't do it for that intention. They read shit like that. I've seen ugly dudes with 10/10 women. Just have an unbiased mindset and treat them like anyone else. Don't fucking put them on a pedestal. Whether you hate them or worship them, you are still giving them attention.
One thing though, losing your virginity ain't all that's cracked up to be. It feels nice and intimate, but it's more of an ego thing. Have fun in life without thinking about your "social status" or "sex life". Also take care of yourself
crippling social anxiety bro, to the point where i dont leave the house and cant look at a woman in the eye for longer than a second.... meds and psychs dont help either.
The fact that I have lost count of my fat folds shouldn't prevent me from having a 10/10 supermodel wife. If other guys can do it, why can't I? Women are so fucking picky and prudish.
There’s no easy way. You have to put yourself out there plain and simple. Have you considered joining a club? I met my current gf at a hiking and kayaking club. It took a year for us to really get involved but it was worth it for me.
It’s not easy for a person like you or me to score a random hookup. Hookups are for people who are attractive and outgoing. I can tell you right now trying to fake some “alpha chad bitch I know you want it” routine isn’t gonna work. So focus your energy elsewhere.
You need to try and form a real friendship with someone. I can also tell you, sex is itself overrated
and can even be boring. Its often the intimacy that takes place during sex, with someone you care about or even love is what makes it worth it.
Good luck and I hope you find what you’re looking for.
>friendly banter
Oh I'm an expert on witty banter. Women can't seem to keep up with my deeply sarcastic prose, however. I feel like I have to dumb down my diction in order to meet a female on her level.
You don't have any Idea what are you talking about. I've had sex with women paying and not paying and let me assure you that that "gaining the love of a women and then make love" shit is super idealistic. Reality is more crude than that. I've been with escorts with whom I had really nice and intimate times (even free sex days after) and I've been with "regular" women who are just boring morrons who are not really interested in pleasing you. Grow up my man.
You're just jelly that I never had to pay for sex and I am literally drowning in pussy. Literally. I can't breathe, I'm being suff*AHK! uhuugg!
But it sure does.
Not intrested in trolling you, dude, but I always avoid fat people in general. Protip: so do them. It's called being superficial and not being intrested in somebody since second 0.1 because no matter hoe sweet or intresting you may be, I would never want to see you naked.
It's simple, really. Lose weight or lose hope.
dumb it down then. You have to remember that you're dealing with the general populous. That's why public speakers are good at what they're doing.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thank you, kind sir. *Tips trilby at thee*
Start trying to fuck fat and ugly girls. Got to work your way up to stacies.
SCREEEEEEEE
you lack confidence and you place too much value on losing your virginity
you're desperate and nobody likes that
Tbh, I just honestly don't try. I'd rather just fap. Im probably missing out but whatever. I'd rather be alone
It's not that you can't get a girl that is your problem, it's that your standards are so high, you think you should be pursuing 8's, 9's and 10's of 10 women on the attractive scale - all the while you're ignoring the 4's and 5's that are open to dating you... but then you say you're not a 8, 9 or 10 and have the nerve to think women in this scale shouldn't ignore you?
TL;DR: you ignore average girls, and want hotties, despite you being average, wondering why hotties are ignoring your averageness.....
HOWEVER:
Instead of complaining, you could do your part and throwing in some effort to look the best that your genetics will allow - in other words: make an effort to eat well, only eating and drinking shit MINIMALLY.... work out your body regularly per week... educate yourself on fashion trends or basic clothing color/type matching.... seek the opinion of females you know that are not the ones you want to fuck (female friends work)... read up and research good areas for potential dates.... do your research on what kind of hairstyle would suit you (or just go 3/2 on the sides and more on top).... manscape and exercise GOOD HYGIENE i.e; shower once or twice a day, brush teeth, floss, use nice smelling perfume, trim your body hair in areas of need, cut your nails, trim your nose hair, let a salon pull out/thread any wayward hairs on your eyebrows, use a non-alcoholic facewash on your face, wash your clothes regularly and don't use more than two days in a row... don't be clingy and learn to be okay with yourself
If you want, accessorise yourself with watches, wrist chains, necklaces, but don't overdo it or use tacky looking ones
FOLLOW THIS AND YOU WILL AT LEAST DO THE BEST YOU CAN WITH THE CARDS YOU ARE DEALT, WHICH IS THE WHOLE POINT
If you are waiting for money to get you a girl then you may as well pay for a prostitute because she will not be your ride or die/like you for who you are.
If you want things, YOU HAVE TO PUT IN THE EFFORT FOR IT
I’m a 43 year old virgin. Not gay, never wanted dick. Never really wanted vagina either. Had plenty of offers but just couldn’t be bothered. Had testosterone checked recently and it was low.
Have option of getting the roids and becoming full man who needs sex or just enjoying life the way it is.
Probably just going to stay the way I am.
Here we can listen to the sounds of a human male when they are excluded from reproducing.
These specimens actually believe in what they have been jokingly told when they were kids. Phrases like "you can be whatever you want, user" or "being overweight is ok in the end, everyone has his ups and downs". Words like those do nothing more than plant the seed of hope in youngsters, hence when they are exposed to the real world screeching and moanjng is their onpy option.
Americans specimens are particullary prone to compensate their flaws by eating, and the rest of the planet openly makes fun of these creatures all the time. Nature proves them right, because being a severe mistress she never forgives lazy assholes, and this is their punishment.
Nature is sure amazing, ladies (yeah, right) and gentlemen.
buy yourself a sex doll and so awful things to it in private.
Ah yes, another jealous europoor
Jealous? AHAHAHAH ANOON, you don't even know how far from being jelous I am, from my 1.86 m of height to my 75 kg weight, every single atom of my body literally thanks any merciful deity for jot having inflicted to me the genetic curse you mutts are infested with. Ahahahah, thanks for the laughter, I needed after a pretty slow morning.
Pic related is what we consider fat and hard to stay close to in europe. Bet most of you guys are way fatter than this bubba.
America will imperialize Europoor land.
MOM, DAD, STOP FIGHTING!