ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Crush gremlins with blue and red pillars.
ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Crush gremlins with blue and red pillars.
you are fearless hero searching for savepoints
Dr Mario
Gyromite
Dark souls
Dr Mario
lost
>Chad jumps through dimensions to fuck bitches and to stop murder man
Gyromite is correcto.
God mode:
>Big Blue Haired pilot... top down shooter.
Sonic vice city
>be a badass dark Knight
>grow up with a 8/10 and some fag with long hair
>get older and go on adventure
>fag gets the girl and all the glory
Space hula hoop death machines
tetris
FF7
kill everything
nope
Clue: Final boss is a giant metal technicolor eyeball
Close but not FF7
>was actually the 4th game but was released as the 2nd in US
DOOM
Nope. Hint: green guy blows one up
>Mailman
>Spooky
Halo
>kek
Waste of trips because you're wrong
>Darryl
Yee
>CHOMP
pac man
Wrong post fucking retard
waste of space on this earth because you're retarded, witness me faggot.
dr mad and the idiots
>Pay 50 cents for a bitch to wash your dick but no in game prostitution?
>wack
>holy shit the weather actually affects you?
>oh no you have tuberculosis
yes but moments later we're no longer mad and you're still fucking retarded.
Red Dead Redemption (2?)
Bingo
>start off as an absolute dipshit peasant
>become not an absolute dipshit peasant
>refuse a thottie hottie after she asks you to bone her in the white house
>ask out some nerd without her glassea
You go to the local postal service you piss on staff then cut them to filet-o-man pour gasoline on the meat burn tender and feed the strsyfogs with it while you insert your 3 polygon dick in the alpha dog. Then police comes and shoots you with pellets
>framed for murder
>now you're a babysitter
you breathe heavily while killing green blobs and eating corn and honey in caves