Hey i've ben thinking about this for a while, isn't hookers the most vulnerable to counterfeit payment...

hey i've ben thinking about this for a while, isn't hookers the most vulnerable to counterfeit payment? if some guy makes counterfeit cash and pays hookers with them it's not like they check the bills or anything so they will accept payment and get screwed over when they try to spend that fake cash at a real business. do cops even have a plan to catch counterfeits like that? it's so untraced and no one seems to talk about this. any legal/law enforcement anons know similar stories?

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it takes too much effort to counterfeit believable notes just so you can pay a couple hundred dollars to a hooker

Thats why they have pimps. So you have the threat of getting your kneecaps smashed in if you do any fuck shit

are you stupid? you buy the counterfeit money. it costs 25% of real moned value.

I can almost judge your age by the short term nature of this fabulous plan you have that will actually make you real, poisonous enemies with nothing better to do but look for you, as well as set detectives on your trail. Shit, maybe even both at once working together.

From where

If you're gonna rape a fucking hooker, just man up and fucking do it. She goes back to her daddy with fake money she's getting her ass beat anyway.

Awesome, hope you walk into a sting and you have a fed rap.

From Mahmoud behind Popeye's

If you do that- her pimp will glue the faked notes with some additional sandpaper to a strapon, visit you, and she will fuck you ..

Its very painful. If you survive the surgery, you will not do that again.

legal where i live lol

Do they really do that?

haha look at this overly imaginative pussy

I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang ...

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All these assholes talking about the pimp running you down and fucking you up. He's not gonna do that shit, he's gonna fuck her up for getting scammed and move on.

This guy knows

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So I should do it then is what your saying?

It's worse for the drug dealers on raves, you can print money yourself, they will probably just glance at the money to see if the value is right and nothing else.

Oh, no, it's still stupid as fuck. Who the fuck commits a federal crime to get out of paying a cum dumpster?

Get your girl or boy or whatever the fuck in between, dump a load, roll their ass, and bail. Just be smart enough to only do it once.

Yes they do precisely that and definitely wouldnt do anything reasonable that is worse than that.

OP here. wow these are very elaborate responses. thanks for all your input nerds don't try this at home

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