Job interview

[Noah Reed]

hello im here for the job interview

[Liam Campbell]

Your hired.

[Hudson Gonzalez]

It says that your name is Christian Weston Chandler right?

Let me do a quick google search on your name, it'll take only a minute....

[Angel Hughes]

>american education

[Bentley Martinez]

DON'T CALL ANYBODY

[Ian Jackson]

Yes Mr. Chandler do you realize that if you take this job, you will no longer receive your disability tugboat for autism?

[Blake Taylor]

>google applicant
>throw application in garbage

[Nicholas Nguyen]

It says here that you've 'created' a character called, Sonichu is it?

That's plagiarism, bud. See yourself out of my office.

[Mason Barnes]

sure, we need skilled people with STEM degrees even if they look...peculiar

[Austin Gutierrez]

"I've seen you know your way around a can of mace, do you want to work security?"