Job interview

hello im here for the job interview

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Your hired.

It says that your name is Christian Weston Chandler right?

Let me do a quick google search on your name, it'll take only a minute....

>american education

DON'T CALL ANYBODY

Yes Mr. Chandler do you realize that if you take this job, you will no longer receive your disability tugboat for autism?

>google applicant
>throw application in garbage

It says here that you've 'created' a character called, Sonichu is it?

That's plagiarism, bud. See yourself out of my office.

sure, we need skilled people with STEM degrees even if they look...peculiar

"I've seen you know your way around a can of mace, do you want to work security?"

Hello, I'm Mrs. Chandler's lawyer, I'm suing your firm for discrimination. Mrs. Chandler is a visible minority and we feel you didn't hire him because of his choice of gender.

Sorry, #blm got here earlier and they say the are priority.

You're hired. Your job is painting old Sonic toys arms blue. I hope you'll have fun!

Good.

Operation meat shield ahoy!

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>cwc
>attempting to work for his money
the only laughable thing about this thread.

>Hi, please to meet you. *sake hands*
>Would you like a drink?
>Please take a seat and we can get started.

>45mins later
>Thanks for coming, we will be in touch.

>him
>his

Oops, I've just received a note that I am also being sued for not using the proper pronouns. Take care.

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I'ld hire him just so that I could contribute to christory

who is this load lapper?

sorry brother the local queer maoist commune has strict nepotism laws against this

>Be politically correct
>Hire "her"
>Realize that "she" believes she is a special snowflake and no rules apply to her
>Attendence problems
>Performance problems
>Realize that you cannot fire "her" or you'll get sued

You know this is exactly how it would play out too. I wouldn't hire this in a million years.

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We tried to tell him not to wear Axe body spray.
He wouldn't listen.

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It says here you like feet.

I can't help but feel bad for him

We do need a new dancer.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8yPodN1fuTA

>american affirmative akshun lawsuits

>Be in the dressing rooms trying on something
>Hear in the next room over
>"walla walla walla walla walla walla"
>walk out and look at the attendant
>she shrugs at me and shakes her head

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

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>a leaf

>New England

you wish, leaf

Only chose it because it looks like a comfy corner of the U.S, outside of the big cities of course.

You're hired. You will be the security guard of our next gamestop shop.

Oh yeah.
New england is about 95% white

>I'm here for my interview

lol, no youre actually not.

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>mfw I work for a federal agency
>mfw he wouldn't even make it in with "assaulting a peace keeper" on his record
>mfw DCMP would probably taze and beat him before dragging him down the stairs and out the door

Welcome to buzzfeed

Not in the 2020 census it's not....

>HELP, PLEASE!!!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuV-HofzOyQ

Is he going to be okay guys?

>Tranny Chris-chan
but seriously, who saw this coming? It's as bad as I thought, but I just couldn't predict THIS.

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dont give a shit about her feet, but she's a qt

Sure, here is your uniform, long hair must be kept under your hat. No makeup or jewelry.

Jesus christ... look what chris did..... look what we did.....

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>mfw nobody asked nobody cares