Things you will never hear a black person say

Things you will never hear a black person say

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OP is not a faggot.

I'm the father

i didu sumfin

I got accepted to Yale!

White Pride World Wide

I saw my dad

Not now, I'm working!

The future's so bright I've got to wear shades.

Thank you

WE WUZN'T KANGZ

Happy Father's Day dad!

I got a job

Bullshit, Yale is like 8% black now or something.

I accept responsibility

we don't have money because we don't work hard enough

This had nothing to do with my race

Somebody's earning themselves a great big tip!

I don't feel like smoking crack today, I guess I'll spend some time with my loving son instead

"Here's your tip"
"I'm here to help out and volunteer"
"My fault"
"I'm sorry"

I really like this wine.

...

underrated

Please, thank you

Thee hee

>Let's wait for all the facts first in this police shooting and not jump to conclusions based on race and wait for the judicial system take course.

>Maybe we shouldn't focus on the 0.04% killed by police but the 93% killed by other blacks

I'm here to donate blood.

How much does this cost ?

I have a good relationship with my father.

It's passed 8pm I should turn this music down

...

"I'm angry, better go shoot up this school!"

/thread

>ages

"Hello Officer, is there a problem? How can I assist you?"

Sir. Sir! You dropped your wallet!

Wait...are you implying Sup Forums says these things?

Race is genetic

>Maybe white people aren't so bad
>We should move on from the past, is holding us back
>If much rather a fulfilling job than be on welfare
>You're pregnant?! And it's a boy ?!?! Babe that's fantastic news! Lucky I have a good job to support a family!
>Yes, officer, of course I'll comply

I love you Dad.
Sorry
Thank you
Do you need help?

I could go on for ages, gas the dindus

Bitch I might have...

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I could say many things, but Sowell would prove me wrong.

Why can't niggers at large listen to Sowell, god dammit?

While I enjoy playing basketball as a hobby, I know that it's unrealistic to expect to ever make it into the NBA, so I'm also preparing to get a degree in engineering.

I recognise that there are two sides to this discussion, so please finish your point.

School, police, is it so different?

Sir/Ma'am I found this money you dropped.

Where do I fill out an application.

All my children are with my wife.

The Kardashians suck.

The NRA supports everyone's 2A rights.

My dad read to me every night.

"I hate that the Democrats they to pander to my race while keeping us infantilized."

I accept full responsibility...

"Happy Father's Day, Dad."

Honey, I'm home!

You have negative feedback to give me? I'm not going to pull the race card, don't worry.

Let me pick your cotton.

>my entire race is an eternally embarrassing heap of shit

"My wife and I are going to get coffee, I always tip the bartista too."

$200 is way too much to pay for a pair of sneakers.

"should I tip 15% or 20?"

Wait a minute, if I'm not mistaken all over this site when user post in a thread that asks them to divulge personal information usually the user

>has a shit relationship with their father
>can't into romance
>has inexplicably deranged thoughts or degenerate fetishes
>blames everything on everyone else while insisting that they possess superior intellect
>is a neet who either works a menial job or receives "autismbux"
>laughs at and implies that rape and control over women is ok


I guess being just as shit as someone else doesn't automatically prevent one from judging but this is kind of jarring.

I'm gonna need a sauce to that full video good sir

Found my work boots.

"I love you, son"

KEK.

"I think I will wisely invest this extra money instead of buying ridiculous attire."

let me grab a condom first

Hold on, let me put on a condom

Underrated

Marry me

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>Sup Forums is one person

go back to /r9k/ or Sup Forums you fucking queer

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>has a shit relationship with their father
My dad and I have a fantastic relationship. He was kinda shitty while I was growing up, but he softened up over the years, and he does love my mom, so my family is quite united.

>can't into romance
Sure I can. My hand and mai waifu love me back.

>has inexplicably deranged thoughts or degenerate fetishes
My deranged thoughts and degenerate fetishes are certainly explicable.

>blames everything on everyone else while insisting that they possess superior intellect
Nah, I'm a cunt that has made many mistakes.

You ARE a retard though.

>is a neet who either works a menial job or receives "autismbux"
I'm a shut-in, but I own a software company.

>laughs at and implies that rape and control over women is ok
But it is. What of it?

So there goes your argument.

Fucking butthurt niggers. Go do what I recommended here . Also, yeah, yeah, I was baited. Fuck it.

Eddie Murphy may say this. He goes to Coffee Bean with his (white) wife every morning.

I did something wrong

I think I'll keep the stock sized wheels on my car and drive at the flow of traffic while maintaining my plane with the stereo at a normal decibel level.

I have a job interview

kek

the full live leak i believe'


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Those facts and statistics have convinced me.

I'll be packing my belongings and heading back to Africa where I can use my experience here to better the continent I belong in.

"Thank you."

>baited
>admitted to half the shit mentioned

"We weren't kings"

Admitted to 1 out of 6 things.

Cry harder, Tyrone. Go get your life back on track and stop shitposting in Sup Forums.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

please

Black people can be racist too

keep the change

I'm sorry, but I don't have any condoms. Perhaps we can just cuddle instead?

wut up my nigga

I have to go to work

Let's de-escalate this situation

OH MY FUCK

hello my white friend

Let me get the soap.

density

>i do not want to be late for work

Well, my wife cooked a lovely meal for me and the kids. Then, I helped the kids with their homework. Afterwards they bathed, and put on nice clean Jammie's and my wife and I tucked them in.
I checked a few work emails, and now I'm settling in for the ten o'clock news to catch up with the news of the day.

Keep your hands on the steering wheel, Jamal.

The people who post personal information on Sup Forums are beta faggots by default.

>filename

>Settle down Tyrequious the movie is starting

Ask
Police

It's always 'axe' or 'poh-lease'

The book was better than the movie