kick off in 25 bings
Barcelona vs Getafe thread
Getafe; Guaita, Damián Suárez, Bruno, Djené, Antunes, Arambarri, Fajr, Portillo, Ndiaye, Shibasaki y Ángel
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>digne/Mina CB Partnership
7-0
Messi 3' (p) 24' (p) 43' (p) 78' (p)
Suarez 89', 90', 91'
>Messi playing
3-1 Getafe
>alcacer
statpadding time?
>digne in the middle
Has valverde fucking lost it?
>it's a messi shows up against the mighty getafe and disappears against Chelsea episode
truly the GOAT
If Ronaldo wasn't statpadding neither is Messi
>chelshit
Holy shit what the hell is that lineup?
OH NO NO NO
Who is Mina
replacement for pique
6'4 Colombian meme
Will he finally make his debut today lads?
Wasn't there any proper center-backs available?
pique on the bench, not fully fit
vermarlen is kill
umtiti is suspended
mascherano left
Why do people people shit on mina when the guy has played like 10 minutes and looked fine.
Racism
Dembele's back? What the hell?
>you now remember flamini
But they like Umtiti
holy shit yerry is huge
Who's missing from this Barca lineup (including subs)? Feel like someone is but
Umtiti's French and thus white.
lmao why is he playing for Getafe, didn’t he retire after becoming a bitcoin billionaire or whatever the fuck
>yerry is huge
that's what your mother said
Invested in some biochemical company. Supposedly his net worth is massive, but maybe he just likes playing.
surely he could find a less depressing team to play for
>Coutinho trying to impress Messi
I mean he's kind of shit. I guess if he doesn't give a shit about money he could play for someone like Zurich, at least then he'd get to live there.
>Messhit
>suareth
This Bein commentator, not Ray, the other guy, constantly confuses Coutinho for Messi
It's like he's watching the game on a 240p stream and can't tell.
who is barca CB yerry and who
they're watching on a tv in a studio
Digne
The other week they confused Cillessen and Ter Stegen for a whole half.
>tfw the CB pairing of Umtit and Mina will ravage penaldos asshole with their BBCs
>Estonian having the brain of an amerigoblin
I hate them, it’s like they dragged two guys out of an Irish pub in Torremolimos to commentate
Do you think mina and umtiti have already team up on sergi roberto's boypussy?
ERA
no not really
>Messi receiving 4 fouls in 5 seconds
>piss off the GOAT
wrong move, Getafe
>0 shots in 20 minutes
Thought this Barcelona team was good
LLIBERTAT!
>struggling against getafe
>at "home" (still cucked by spain)
kek
KEK
enjoy getting raped by chelsea m8s :)
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Suarez's workrate is amazing..How long until he wears the captain's arm band??
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Why are Barca finding it so hard to get through lately. Past couple of games no matter who they're facing they seem to be able to dominate possession but not get anywhere with it.
This game I can't think of a single clear chance they've had. Continued worry
messi sucks
he's too greedy
>the state of coutinho
no PauliGOAT to score
lel
barca 1st half always garbage
Looks like 4-4-2 has been exposed
>77% possession
>0 shots
soo what do they do with it?
Its our plan, to make the rival run and lose stamina for the second part
Won't work in London, we will score at least 3 in the first half alone
They're not garbage though. They'll dominate possession, they just won't get through.
It's been fine against some of these teams they've faced, but I worry for CL games 2bh.
You can't sit back in a game you're dominating without scoring, you generally get countered and end up on the losing end
You cant even score to watford, pajeet
>you now remember Damian
Really hope Morata is back for the Barca game
>we
what part of london are you from la?
Watford > getafe
chelsea init
i unironically hope pakilona slides into the sea together with all its population and tourists
coutinho is shit
>Coutinho
>Mina
nice signings Barça
Why do you hate your brothers in religion, Saed Muslimovic?
mina has potential and was cheap
>wasting these chances
m8 we're 40 mins in and he was responsible for Getafe's two most dangerous chances
GETAFE
no refunds
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;^)
strikers on shit teams always panic because they never expect to get a chance against Barca
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All pakis are adults, there are maybe a hundred paki kids in catalonia
See, for all of Barca's possession, the opposition ends up with the better chances by the half's end.
It's bizarre
heh, nothin personnel, al-fonso
is there a better vollier(?) Of the ball then Suarez?
please marry me ç_Ç
lmao do you think it will stay that way Jordi?
that's 1000 in ten years, 10 000 in twenty
If only jap tourists lookd like that
reeee
does atletico have any chance, bros?
So this is the power of Messi, huh?
unlikely but if they keep scratching ugly 1-0 wins who knows
>Enzo Zidane is on the bench again
>he can't even make the starting XI of a Super League team
>Asian
Meh
Steel wood berry tho
>united
>Mouyes
Withxpakis? Yes
With moroccans nigs and chinks noit wont
Right now there are 500 000 muslims out of 7'8 milion
But thankfully their kids are becoming as degenerate as the rest, even more
And btw, catalan demographics already went to shit when 2 milion andalucians came in the sixties
Why is Barca always shit in the first half?
To make sure people stay for the second part and not go away and pay less parking fares