Barcelona vs Getafe thread

kick off in 25 bings

Getafe; Guaita, Damián Suárez, Bruno, Djené, Antunes, Arambarri, Fajr, Portillo, Ndiaye, Shibasaki y Ángel

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>digne/Mina CB Partnership

7-0
Messi 3' (p) 24' (p) 43' (p) 78' (p)
Suarez 89', 90', 91'

>Messi playing
3-1 Getafe

>alcacer

statpadding time?

>digne in the middle
Has valverde fucking lost it?

>it's a messi shows up against the mighty getafe and disappears against Chelsea episode

truly the GOAT

If Ronaldo wasn't statpadding neither is Messi

>chelshit

Holy shit what the hell is that lineup?

OH NO NO NO

Who is Mina

replacement for pique

6'4 Colombian meme

Will he finally make his debut today lads?

Wasn't there any proper center-backs available?

pique on the bench, not fully fit
vermarlen is kill
umtiti is suspended
mascherano left

Why do people people shit on mina when the guy has played like 10 minutes and looked fine.

Racism

Dembele's back? What the hell?

>you now remember flamini

But they like Umtiti

holy shit yerry is huge

Who's missing from this Barca lineup (including subs)? Feel like someone is but

Umtiti's French and thus white.

lmao why is he playing for Getafe, didn’t he retire after becoming a bitcoin billionaire or whatever the fuck

>yerry is huge
that's what your mother said

Invested in some biochemical company. Supposedly his net worth is massive, but maybe he just likes playing.

surely he could find a less depressing team to play for

>Coutinho trying to impress Messi

I mean he's kind of shit. I guess if he doesn't give a shit about money he could play for someone like Zurich, at least then he'd get to live there.

>Messhit

>suareth

This Bein commentator, not Ray, the other guy, constantly confuses Coutinho for Messi

It's like he's watching the game on a 240p stream and can't tell.

who is barca CB yerry and who

they're watching on a tv in a studio

Digne

The other week they confused Cillessen and Ter Stegen for a whole half.

>tfw the CB pairing of Umtit and Mina will ravage penaldos asshole with their BBCs

>Estonian having the brain of an amerigoblin

I hate them, it’s like they dragged two guys out of an Irish pub in Torremolimos to commentate

Do you think mina and umtiti have already team up on sergi roberto's boypussy?

ERA

no not really

>Messi receiving 4 fouls in 5 seconds

>piss off the GOAT
wrong move, Getafe

>0 shots in 20 minutes
Thought this Barcelona team was good

LLIBERTAT!

>struggling against getafe
>at "home" (still cucked by spain)
kek

KEK

enjoy getting raped by chelsea m8s :)

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Suarez's workrate is amazing..How long until he wears the captain's arm band??

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Why are Barca finding it so hard to get through lately. Past couple of games no matter who they're facing they seem to be able to dominate possession but not get anywhere with it.
This game I can't think of a single clear chance they've had. Continued worry

messi sucks

he's too greedy

>the state of coutinho

no PauliGOAT to score

lel

barca 1st half always garbage

Looks like 4-4-2 has been exposed

>77% possession
>0 shots

soo what do they do with it?

Its our plan, to make the rival run and lose stamina for the second part

Won't work in London, we will score at least 3 in the first half alone

They're not garbage though. They'll dominate possession, they just won't get through.
It's been fine against some of these teams they've faced, but I worry for CL games 2bh.
You can't sit back in a game you're dominating without scoring, you generally get countered and end up on the losing end

You cant even score to watford, pajeet

>you now remember Damian

Really hope Morata is back for the Barca game

>we
what part of london are you from la?

Watford > getafe

chelsea init

i unironically hope pakilona slides into the sea together with all its population and tourists

coutinho is shit

>Coutinho
>Mina

nice signings Barça

Why do you hate your brothers in religion, Saed Muslimovic?

mina has potential and was cheap

>wasting these chances

m8 we're 40 mins in and he was responsible for Getafe's two most dangerous chances

GETAFE

no refunds
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;^)

strikers on shit teams always panic because they never expect to get a chance against Barca

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All pakis are adults, there are maybe a hundred paki kids in catalonia

See, for all of Barca's possession, the opposition ends up with the better chances by the half's end.
It's bizarre

heh, nothin personnel, al-fonso

is there a better vollier(?) Of the ball then Suarez?

please marry me ç_Ç

lmao do you think it will stay that way Jordi?

that's 1000 in ten years, 10 000 in twenty

If only jap tourists lookd like that

reeee

does atletico have any chance, bros?

So this is the power of Messi, huh?

unlikely but if they keep scratching ugly 1-0 wins who knows

>Enzo Zidane is on the bench again
>he can't even make the starting XI of a Super League team

>Asian
Meh

Steel wood berry tho

>united
>Mouyes

Withxpakis? Yes
With moroccans nigs and chinks noit wont
Right now there are 500 000 muslims out of 7'8 milion
But thankfully their kids are becoming as degenerate as the rest, even more
And btw, catalan demographics already went to shit when 2 milion andalucians came in the sixties

Why is Barca always shit in the first half?

To make sure people stay for the second part and not go away and pay less parking fares