*Violins start playing*
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Parker Campbell
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John Davis
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Justin Long
nice dubs..........
Austin Anderson
KINO
Thomas Green
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Owen King
Ending of the first movie seemed like such bullshit for Slytherins. But they're the bad guys so I'm glad it happened.
Jayden Gonzalez
Yes yes well done, Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER - there are some last minute issues we need to take into account.well, actually there's only one issue, and that's that Slytherin house is a part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Hunter Howard
*It ain't me starts playing over it*
Nathan Hill
>*It ain't me starts playing over it*
It's called Fortunate Son you fucking retarded faggot.
Jordan Williams
Malfoy is the ultimate JUST
Ayden Richardson
>Atlas Shrugged
>God Tier
Confirmed for troll image.
Blake Gray
Confirmed newfag user.
Brandon Bell
>he fell for the counter bait
Aaron Reyes
HOWEVER
Blake Williams
Confirmed newfag falling for reverse troll
Ian Ortiz
>Atlas Shrugged is bad meme
Dylan Rivera
Confirmed newfag who fell for the counter-counter b8
Blake Robinson
he just fell for my counter-counter-counter bait
lmaoing @ u
Dominic Stewart
Yes well done Richard Harris, well done Richard Harris. HOWEVER . . . . .
Brody Parker
Lincoln Scott
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Matthew Barnes
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Jaxson Bailey
This is perhaps the dullest thread in the history of Sup Forums threads.
Ian Torres
You are perhaps right.
Adam Fisher
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Joseph Sanchez
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Charles Martinez
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Jacob Rodriguez
God forbid a headmaster award memepoints to a person for preventing the return of the worst wizard terrorist ever known on school grounds
Luke Wilson
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Leo Moore
It's not that slytherin lost, it's the bait and switch. He let them all sit in the slytherin decorated hall and then lied about them winning the house cup.
Chase Gonzalez
a real twist of the knife
Mason Barnes
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Adam Roberts
>albanian
>terrorist
was voldemort a jihadi?
Jaxson Ross
Dumbledore was a known sadist and selfish lover
the guy was a real jerk
Zachary Long
How does Slytherin ever win a house cup when its filled with the shittiest kids in the wizarding world?
Cameron Turner
Snape gives them points wheneve they wipe their asses properly.