I was racking my brain, trying to figure out how a TV series in 2017 could actually, truly be kino, what kind of magical bolt could have blessed this show to elevate the television medium as a whole the way it does.
And then it hit me: No white women.
There was that one that James was banging in beginning. Also the Martian Marine. but they gone. I started watchin for Miller but now its Amos and Bumper.
Amos is best boy for sure, but by Bumper do you mean Drummer?
Welp, at least you didn't spell it "wracking".
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>Martian Marine.
Pretty sure she is Mexican-ish. Unless you're referring to the blonde one which got killed.
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I was literally saying
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inside my head during that scene
Wait, so checkered texture on Rosie is an unfinished effect?
of course he means Hillman and not chubbykiwi
I find Shoreh's voice sexy. There, I said it
>And then it hit me: No white women.
>white women.
>white
as if the rest shitskins were not more annoying
This picture should be update with the blonde milf researcher from last episode
The quality seems to be dropping with each new episode. I'm losing faith.
Might just be the way it looks since the repairs.
What the fuck was his problem?
Being best character is hard.
Does the science still suck dick
Does everyone have a different accent
Is there actually no white women? I wish more shows excluded worst race/gender combo more often.
Nah. Turns out that to be 4chin's favourite character, you just have to be autistic.
I don't think he's really autistic. He's just seen some shit and stopped giving a fuck.
There's too many fucking main characters, even worse is that I don't give a shit about half of them
I'm sorry OP but a show like that does not get the Kino seal of approval
>bend over for my strapon you little sissy bitch!
how do you respond?
Read it in her voice.
had to suck a lot of dicks as a kid, probably got fucked in his boipucci too
I want Naomi to sit on my face
I want her to shit in my mouth while talking in Belter patois
Anyone watched this yet?
>3.9/10
>43%
>Metacritic: No Results Found.
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your pic related looks like plagiarism, was this?
>yfw Miller is gone with forever with spacefu
He made the show.
It's not like he has any belters left to bant with anyway
fuck the ayy, gib me my husbando back
shut up
Miller dies, everything since then
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admit it.
i haven't watched much of S2 honestly, I binged S1 because it was there but I won't keep up with per episode shit. I watched like 2 eps and just decided to wait for the finale. It's probly all filler.
watch three more episodes
S01E01-S02E05 pure kino, don't drop it after S02E02 please, I beg you
Oh I guess I did, i definitely watched til venus I just assumed the seasons changed there since the former plot definitely did. Guess I watched til episode 6.
Something odd about this show, its B-grade in so many ways yet I can't stop watching it...is it the world building? The mystery? What is it for you cunts?
I miss Miller sa sa ke
it WAS.
the plot was fast paced and interesting until miller died
Why is he so edgy?
I suspect that's the case.
Even the plot looks plagiarised.
she's Polynesian / New Zealander. don't you recognise the uccent?
How do you know he's dead? He's probs chilling on Venus or whatever in that citadel made by totally not Kerrigan lite.
> Epstein Drive
> author's one concession to allow interplanetary travel
> WAH WAH THE SCIENCE FUCKING SUCKS
why do you hate fun, Randall?
> Mexican
Aye bru, don't you know I'm moldy?
>WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?
This guy is Jon Snow in space.
ExpanseKino is now a thing.
Jon Snow at least doesn't do the
>tilt head down
>narrow eyes
>speak in unnaturally deep voice
every five minutes.
Bros what time is tonight's episode airing?
My internal monologue is becoming her voice HELP
>they will never surpass the peak that was s02e05
What's the fucking point continuing after this
Help you with what? That sounds awesome.
does your internal monologue suck at acting too?
Now.
God damn man, this whole episode was pure kino. Even Holden was good
>smashed Eros into Venus
You wanted the series to end with blue alien space sex?
My internal monologue does make me cringe so I guess that's close enough
just keep imagining the whateeeeever I goddamn like scene and laugh your ass off
>not inner reading every comment in every Expanse thread in her voice
beltalowDAAAAA
Let me fix that for you
>Bind ova fur my stripun you littel sessey betch
Let me fix that for you
>ooga booga OOGA BOOGA Treyvis dindu nuffin
But, you are white, SJW.
You are also incorrect.
There's a few white chicks. OP is being a faggot again.
The science never obviously sucked until that terribly unrealistic slingshot maneuver. Why complain about the accents though? This isn't Star Trek, different cultures and languages still exist.
I think his point is that belter accents should be kind of consistent at least.
>But, you are white, SJW.
OP most likely isn't a white woman, though.
The woman part is the important factor there.
There isn't single white woman in a major role in the show.
Hell, there aren't even many in a supporting role.
You're right. White women do ruin everything they're in, took me until your post to realize that also goes for tv shows.
Is this shit getting better in the 2nd season? It started well enough, but by the halfway mark it seems to turn into another generic syfy B-movie. The dialogue is horrible, worse than in video games - especially when they started to name their ship, that was pure cringe!
We need to talk.
S2 is pretty slow because it's now adapting the beginning of the second book, which is also slow.
The first book ended at the fifth episode of the second season.
He always has this face, usually I just ignore him as he's the most boring thing going on but if you pay attention he always has this stupid fucking look on his face. It's his "I'm acting" look.
minus Prax, Cara Gee and Miller ofc
I love this show but mad men was the best written drama on tv and had lots of white women, which were great characters in their own right
you're in for a treat, beginning of s2, particularly ep 4 and 5, are an amazing climax.
Just watched 2x05. It hurts famalams, it hurts real bad. I wasn't ready for this feel.
F.
>don't you recognise the uccent?
Nope. I'm not well versed in accents
White women ruin everything.
>Marriages.
>TV shows.
>Games.
>Movies.
>Western civilisation.
The list goes on. They even fucking took my virginity, the scoundrels.
now don't forget episode 4 user
This shows fucking great
It's pretty much gundam minus the mechs
Next episode tonight lads, any predictions?
also anyone know what time it airs?
Stop shilling this normie cuck Reddit show fuck off
he meant the blonde dumbo
Amos: I could kiss you on the mouth right now.
Hmmmm, what did he mean by this?
your bait is weak, but it's actually not much of a normie show despite it having an enthusiastic fan base and a subreddit.
There are at least 9 books written or planned. You think Syfy wlll allow a show to go on that long?
Don't even bother getting invested.
Even when it was SciFi, the longest shows ever ran for was 4 seasons.
Hope you faggots enjoy reading.
Is this supposed to be good? I think this scene looks like shit. It's disorienting and I had absolutely no idea what was happening. The camera is swinging every which way, it's impossible to actually determine where the ship is in relation to the planets. Just so bad.
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weird looking face. Looks like a white dude with all latino features.
What's glaringly obvious about it though is how poorly though out it is. The moons are waaay too close to the planet and the whole maneuver would be impossible to do anywhere near that fast in real life.
They did however point it out and apologize for it in advance, so maybe it was just an unfortunately big oversight.
amazing
Mah nigga
I went to school with a chick with a "deep" and raspy voice. I thought she was a hotty so now that kinda voice triggers something in me.
Why?
Its not like belters are from a centralized location. Theyre spread out all over.
Hey, we need to talk.
>the season won't end on this
WHY
>tfw no belter gf
It's going to happen right in the middle of season 3 and the impact it will have will be completely lost
spooky
yeah, it would have been such a perfect season finale cliffhanger for non-book readers but ah well, just thankful we've got a 3rd
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