Time for a fucking crusade. Final digit of post determines flex.
>rerolls - automatic cumdumpster chambermaids who will be used and abused by every plague-infested peasant and lepper for lack of chivalry.
>dubs - abducted during a hobgoblin night raid and caveraped mercilessly until death.
>trips - endless damsel puss and a claim directly to the throne, no gril is off limits, even royalty.
