Looking for advice. I’d usually post to r/relationshipadvice but this is a bit weird

Looking for advice. I’d usually post to r/relationshipadvice but this is a bit weird.

My (21f) boyfriend (28m) asked me to let his dog fuck me. We live in rural Idaho and things have been good but I don’t know what to do here. His dog is a boerboel he spent a lot of money on and it’s a big dog (maybe 160 pounds). We were both drunk and he mentioned it but now he brings it up randomly.

If I did it, what should I expect? General advice about what to do is also welcome. Picture isn’t of his dog but it looks very similar.

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a good time and lots of cum

Tits with timestamp or you're a gay dude trying to discuss his fantasy online

Alinity?

I'm gonna tear you

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Faggit you know the rules
Tits or GTFO

bump

Go for it.

Feels good, man.

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Any honest advice for me? If not does anyone know where I could post to get advice?

Put socks on his feet so it doesn't scratch the shot out of you. Hold the knot back unless you want a tennis ball sized object shoved in you.

make sure he keeps the pup pushed into you if you tie with the dog otherwise your vagoo will be destroyed

what do you mean tie with the dog

Asking seriously, my vagina can be damaged during this?

Post tits with timestamp.
Then post video of you and the dog

An organ on the dog's penis swells up when he's inside a vagina. Can't pull out until it goes down because it kinda interlocks with a reciprocal organ in the female dog. It won't have quite the effect in a human but it may still to a lesser extent.

Not in the slightest

Do you like being fisted? Because that is what the knot is like.

Depends on how loose you are and how excitable/aggressive he is.

If it does happen to slip in, you'll have to make him chill out with it inside you for around 30 mins to an hour, during which he will almost assuredly try to pop it out. If he bites when you touch wounds or has ever shown signs of aggression you'll want a muzzle if you decide/happen to take the knot

So this organ will expand inside me but can’t damage me?

Is it seriously like that? This seems like it could hurt me.

tits and timestamp

How do I keep it from going in? If it’s fist size it won’t fit in anyways

Yes probably, the dog will probably just Jack hammer you and ram the knot in if it can.

despite this obviously being stupid roleplay b8 from some gaiboi, you should not do this. In case this is legit, the guy is disgusting and just gonna get weirder. when dudes are into this shit it is almost always because they either get off on the fact they can get you to do something they know is repulsive just to prove they have that power over you, or they are just into the grotesque for it's own sake. In the case where he is trying to feel that power over you, he'll keep pushing you into weirder and weirder shit but every time you say yes to it he'll respect you a little less and find you less attractive. it'll slowly fade from "i can get her to do anything for me" and become "this depraved whore will do anything someone tells her to" which isn't likely what he's after. And in the case where he is just seeking more and more outrageous stuff for it's own sake, he'll never stop pushing it and you'll just be taking on a life of increasingly disgusting shit. Unless that's what you're into, you should definitely cut it off asap. (side note, judging by your age gap i would assume it's the power thing.)

OK, I’m leaning towards not doing this. I don’t want to be jackhammered for half an hour trying to stop from being essentially fisted.

He’s never asked me to do anything weird or degraded me. Do you think it could turn into this?

The jackhammering part only lasts around 2 minutes

If you let the knot slip in, that's what locks you into the 30 minute engagement

do you honestly not find it depraved or degrading to have someone repeatedly ask you to fuck a dog, even after you not seeming to have an enthusiastic response to the first time(s) it was brought up? either you're not paying attention or you're just larping

Could you give me a breakdown of what happens? How do I avoid getting fisted?

We were drunk and the other times are joke-like. I’m not repulsed by the idea or turned on by it, I just want to know what to expect. I don’t want to ask my bf for fear it will hint to him I want to do it.

nobody makes those jokes repeatedly and pitches an idea drunk like that unless it's something they want. but you're obviously either larping or interested in getting borderline fisted by your dog, so have fun with that m8

When you let the dog fuck you, keep your hand around the entrance to your pussy and it's shaft do not let the base (knot) of its cock into your pussy or it will swell while in your pussy, if you do this then your just gonna get dicked and will live and it will be like 2 minutes max.

You should do it. The dog wants to anyways. It’s in their nature

OK OP, I'll bite, even though I'm pretty certain your trolling.

A dog cums when the knot of his cock is gripped by a sphincter in the bitch's vaginba - it's this pressure that makes him get off and at this point he'll stop thrusting and start injecting his semen into her. Initially the dog will thrust very rapidly until he's home, then the knot will start to swell and lock him into place.

The knot can vary in size from a walnut to a softball and it isn't necessarily directly related to the dog's size, but generally is for physical compatibility - you can get 9" dok cocks with a large knot.

Whether you get knotted will also depend on your anatomy - in women the knot tends to lock in place if it gets behind the soft hollow above pubic bone (you can feel this if you finger yourself and push forward) - so a lot depends on how deep your hollow is and how for the dog's knot from the root.

Once he's knotted and cumming it can take 20 minutes for the knot to subside, but he might try to pull out until he's used to the process, which can hurt you (I've seen girls dragged around a room by the knot in their pussy), so you may have to reassure him and hold him in place. He may try to cock his leg over your back and go ass-to-ass, as this is a normal defence position with mated dogs.

As has been said, he will trash and scratch and the alignment of your vaginal canal will be different to a bitches, so, you'll have to titl your pelvis to be aligned. Also a dog's penis has a bone and can get stabby as he tries to find the right place, so your bf may have to guide him, and he will trash around and probably come out a few times before he gets it - dog/girl sex can be several very short, sharp violent thrust sessions.

Finally, prepare for plenty of dog cum getting everywhere - you'll need towels

Just have him hold here until it swells up, then you have a big red dildo to work with for a while

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Basically it won't be whatever your be is expecting, dogs are not furries, they don't enjoy sex. It will just hammer into you until it gets stuck and starts cumming or gets sick of it and walks off. It'll probably hurt, might cause damage and if it goes wrong may send you to the emergency room with with a really ripped up pussy.

Thanks so much for the post. How big would a boerboel knot be? His penis looks fairly large in its sheath thing. Would it really be 9”? I don’t think I can handle that honestly.

So I’m either getting humped for a few minutes then done or I’m stuck for around half an hour? How do I tilt my pelvis?

I have towels. Should I put them on the floor?

Thanks for the info seriously.

Jerk him off and find out.

Stick your hand towards the back of it and grip firmly through the sheath, fast motions back and forth and it'll pop out and swell up within 30 seconds. Get an idea of what you're working with.

Post pics for all the genuine help you've received

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>If I did it, what should I expect?

A litter of these.

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How long would it stay hard for? Should I use towels for this too?

A single towel works, And he'll prally nut for a good 2-4 minutes, it'll go back in within 10 minutes or so

Shut up nigger

So he’ll cum in 2-4 minutes or he’ll cum for 2-4 minutes? That is really strange

He won't cum unless you keep going for a while...

>How big would a boerboel knot be?
I don't really know - you'd have to secretly give him a hand job and see how much it swells. Reach under him, grab his sheath and start moving your hand back and forward until he starts humping your hand - you will then be able to assess his full erection and knot. Don't forget women have babies and things get relaxed when you're excited. Anatomically he may not be able to knot in you
>o I’m either getting humped for a few minutes then done or I’m stuck for around half an hour?
More like humped several times for a few seconds each. And the knot could go down quicker - just be prepared to be on all fours for 20 minutes until you get to know your boy.
>How do I tilt my pelvis?
You have to be hollow-backed to get your vagina nearly horizontal. You'll also need to spread your knees so he can get between your legs and get your pussy at the right height. You don't curve your spine
>I have towels. Should I put them on the floor?
Yes, underneath you. it'd be best to do it on a hard, moppable floor rather than carpet - you'll need to kneel on something soft (some girls use kneepads)

If you're seriously contemplating this then always do it in the same place with the same clothing on (maybe a certain t-shirt) so he associates that shirt and place with getting to fuck you, otherwise you'll just have taught him it's OK to try to fuck human women whenever he wants - which can be embarrassing and give others suspicions.

The T-shirt is a good idea but also prepare to get scratched. Some girls cut the crotch out of a pair of jeans so they are protected, but others prefer to get naked as they like the feel of fur on their backs and just hide the scratch marks

Also why are you so indulging of your boyfriend's depraved fantasy?

this is literally shit bait if not TOGTFO

He'll start cumming almost as soon as he's fully expanded, and yeah it'll last for a while. They usually just stand in one spot squirting for a while in a daze

Tits or gtfo

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One thing I didn't mention - for some girls this can be the best, most explosive sex they'll ever have - particularly when it's all novel. Finding out how to get it right can be part of the fun, with the sex getting better as both you and the dog learn how. Girls are shaped differently to dogs, so he'll have to learn too but believe me - he'll want to

Goes in then expands

Lol that’s just you talking about your own fantasies

I have seen - you obviously have not. But that's OK, you carry on believing what you want. I obviously can't, and have no interest in convincing you otherwise

So aim at the towel.

I don’t really want to give him a hand job because it’s hard to find privacy from my bf when I’m there. It looks like a tennis ball or so inside the sheath.

Someone mentioned a softball. There is no way in hell thats fitting. I don’t know what I could take but not that.

So I don’t curve my back and I spread my legs. He’s like 160 pounds I don’t think I can hold him up. Can I be over a bed or footrest?

I can find a shirt to wear but I also have wool socks.

My biggest concerns are his size. I’ve never seen it erect but it looks big just being normal. Also afraid of being being scratched badly.

Yeah, just make him stand on it

OK so it’s not full sized when it goes in. What can I do if it’s expanding and starting to hurt?

It happens fast, you probably won't realize until it's too late. Just jerk him off to get a good idea of the mechanics of it. Run a bath and take him in there with you or something. If your BF asks just tell him you're practicing.

>Can I be over a bed or footrest?
Yes
>I can find a shirt to wear but I also have wool socks.
Once you use them, never wear them for anything else
>My biggest concerns are his size. I’ve never seen it erect but it looks big just being normal.
>You should be able to manage any dog - you can handle a babies head
>Also afraid of being being scratched badly.
Then you might want to cut the crotch from an old pair of jeans so your pussy is exposed. And wear a t-shirt
>OK so it’s not full sized when it goes in. What can I do if it’s expanding and starting to hurt?
If you can get the knot in and it's expanding it probably won't hurt - well except maybe in a good, sexy way, like being completely filled. it's the goal of most girls who do this. Any pain would be if he tries to disengage before he's soft and you're well-knotted.

It's likely tat the knot could start to expand outside you and it won't be able to go in once it's up. It also doesn't expand instantly so you can hold him so he can't get his knot in, but then he will keep slipping out

You really should give him a hand job if you're considering this seriously. It would be worse I'd you go in blind and wind up hurting yourself

This is the sort of thing you'll be taking, OP

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post his dick in your hand

I have 2 Boerboels and yes it can be 9 inches. Maybe even more. However you should be more concerned with the girth. One of mine is as thick as an adults forearm. And thats just the shaft... not even the knot. Trust me you do NOT want to be knotted by a Boerboel. The people here saying it will be like being fistedhas certainly not seen a Boerboel.... it will be alot worse

OK so if it happens it will be over the foot of the bed and I’ll wear old cut leggings with some socks on him.

What is the best way to keep him in? I don’t want to get hurt.

Getting privacy at the bf’s house can be hard. I’ve looked at his junk more than usual though trying to size it up.

The shape is strange/intriguing to be honest

Typical white trash.

OK that sounds terrifying. I can’t handle that much girth

Just looking won't do you good unless he's erect, most of a dog's cock is inside a sheath when not in use, for lack of a better phrase

Calling bullshit. Post the arm, you're describing a fucking horsecock

This

Go fuck a dog

I honestly don’t know what to believe. I don’t really have the luxury of being alone to find out. But if it’s even 9” that’s huge and too much probably.

Why the need to be alone? Your boyfriend suggested this so he should be ok with you testing the waters

>OK so if it happens it will be over the foot of the bed and I’ll wear old cut leggings with some socks on him.
You may have to tape the socks on his forelegs to stop them slipping down. Also the bed needs to be the right height so your pussy is horizontal - you could shuffle back so just your chest is on the bed. or a low footstool might be better. Make sure the leggings are tick fabric otherwise he'll scratch you through them
>What is the best way to keep him in? I don’t want to get hurt.
The best way is the knot, but if you can't go that route then really it's luck, as he'll be thrusting and if he withdraws too far he'll slip out. You could reach round when his knot is up but outside you, grip it firmly round the base and hold it against your pussy (make a ring with your thumb and forefinger behind the knot and gently squeeze on the thinner root of his dick) as this may convince him he's in; in which case he'll go still and fill you (and the towels under you - think in terms of a cupful)

I assume your bf will be there to help?

I've never seen any dog that thick. At then end of the day it has to go into a female dog's pelvis. This is not a pony

I don't do that - I just watch and help

Because I’m afraid if I do that he may really enjoy it and push me harder to try it, even if he has a coke can penìs

>I honestly don’t know what to believe.
Then you definitely need to jack him off so you can be sure

This probably fake webm is roughly accurate

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Well you should still at least try, you might enjoy it more than him.

So then just stick to jerking it then. He'll still be into it.

I guess if I find a time window I can try that.

Yes he’ll be there if that happens. I have thermal leggings so I hope that’s thick enough.

A cupful of semen? Jesus Christ. That’s disgusting and arousing at the same time. If I jerk him off would it be that much?

So you talk about fantasies purely. Zero experience.

It probably won't be that much from a handjob. Dogs don't have sex to enjoy it like humans do.
But prepare towels anyway.

>If I jerk him off would it be that much?
A dog doesn't cum like a man. Once knotted he keeps squirting small jets of thin semen that's hotter than a man's. If you jerk him he may not cum much - I suggest you just jerk him until you can assess the size of his dick and knot. He'll air-hump for a while and may look disappointed and try to get you to carry on, but without stimulation he'll soon go soft. Don't forget a dog's dick is more raw (imaging the whole dick is like an uncircumcised glans in terms of sensitivity) so don't be rough and use the sheath if you can, but the sheath may lock behind the knot

As I say - no interest in convincing you otherwise so this is pointless.

Thanks for the advice everyone. Is there anything else that I should know?

There are websites where you can see what you'll be getting into. Some of the videos are dead-eyed crack-whores but there are some good amateurs. Pornsocket or luxure dot tv slash en, but make sure you have decent internet security. StrayX, Simone, Cannibal Cupcake, Shylark are all good amateurs

You should know that I still want to see that picture of it in your hand.

i messed around with my dog in high school if you want to know anything op (or anyone else)

passing out so sorry if i suck at typing

How was the pain?

it never really hurt once you got a rhythm. most of the time it hurt from scratches or the first few seconds of thrusting. outside of that, it never really hurt, even the knot swelling up inside. the only times it was pulled out of me is when it was small enough to so that didn’t really hurt much.

And did you enjoy it?

You wore pants and put socks on him? How long did it usually last?

most of them time yes. it’s a different kind of rush and sex.

no pants i was usually naked. he wore two pairs of socks. wish i had that “wear the same outfit advice” cause he just humped at me whenever i bent over

sorry missed this

it usually lasted 20 minutes. it could be as short as like 2 mins or take about 45.

Any idea on the size I can expect?

I'm sorry but I honestly think you should do this. There's a few ppl in here trying to fuck with you by playing it off as not a big deal and that I am lying about the sizes for some reason, but trust me. There's a good reason all the girls on the net doin this is using labradors or even German shepards. Trying this with a big Boerboel male is just not a good idea... especially for an inexperianced person.

>wish i had that “wear the same outfit advice” cause he just humped at me whenever i bent over
Just chipping in in case OP is still reading this. if girls want to get naked when they do the deed but still want to condition their mutt not to try to hump any female any time, always start wearing the same outfit (that you only wear for doggy fun) so, even if you take it off before he mounts you, you wearing the outfit, taking him to the same place and the preparations (like laying towels) will then become his signal that he's about to get to fuck you, even if you then take off your clothes as part of the preparation. he will then learn that that's the only time he can have you, especially if you scold him if he tries outside those times/clothes.

He'll like fucking you, want to fuck you and won't want to lose that privilege, so he'll easily be conditioned

i really don’t know sorry. if I had to guess maybe 8-10 inches

my dog was a husky and he was 7.5 inches. your dog is much bigger but i don’t know what his size will be.

yeah i just took off whatever i had and used towels after the fact. he never humped at my friends but he would try to hump me if i was anything but vertical and in my bedroom

my husky was big. i didn’t know ops breed and googled it and that dog looks way too big. op can try it but it looks like she’ll get like half of it in at most

Tons of dog porn out there, and from what I've seen the women all seem to enjoy it big time. My biggest advice is to at least give it a shot and see how you enjoy it, considering it's a big dog, it'll have a big dick so you'd likely get a solid fucking. It is a huge kink that a couple can get into, and if you like it you'll be having very unique orgasms.

Your vagina is about to be ruined and you'll end up killing yourself when no one wants you anymore.

Jealous virgin spotted. Virgin bereft that a girl would rather fuck a dog than him