>23 years alone
what would you have done?
>23 years alone
what would you have done?
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Masturbated ceaselessly. What else would I have done?
Nuffin'
What's the purpose of hypersleep if you wont use it in one go to avoid isolation?
I'm doing that right now actually I'll let you know when I'm done next year.
I would have tried to create some kind of 3D "love slave" so I get my dick rode all fuckin night.
It's a good thing he has family and friends who are already serving or served 20+ years in prison.
He was prepared for this from his upbringing
in da hood
>what would you have done?
Hypersleep like a normal person would?
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE
Dindu?
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>what would you have done?
I would've gone home.
figure the same shit out they figured in a day only in 23 years. All you need is love.
Why would they send a mentally disturbed raper to space?
the place would have reeked of cum when the others got back
27 years here.
Get on my level fake ass Stefan.
Shitpost on Sup Forums. Get fat.
>ride
subtle
he did hypersleep for long stretches but he said it felt like slow suicide so he decided to at least be conscious. I kinda get it
would've said fuck this and go into the black hole
perfecting the art of jerking off on zero gravity
OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT
TAKYOOON
shit senpai, did he at least have board games
>le Sup Forumseddit grips thread
death grips fucking suck ass
t. Grimes fan
>what would you have done?
>go through everyone shit and rearrange it in weird ways
>use space photoshop to create fake messages from back home about each of the crews family members dying
>create a hiding space so they think I airlocked myself, then pop out when they're on the shitter
Or, the obvious
>thaw out and raise one of the embryos the doctor brought, and bang it once it reached the right age
crash the ship into the black hole lmao
Do you reckon he had access to porn?
haha bro epic xDDD
Interstellar had a fantastic soundtrack
I'd watch footage
jerk off to Anne Hathaways underwear
nigga i aint wakin up. Fuck that. I'll leave a note that says "defrost a nigga when you get back"
hell naw son
>get back to ship
>there's dried cum everywhere
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Why is geoffrey from fresh prince dressed like an astronaut? Is he going to try to get to heaven to bring back uncle phil?
Astronauts have to have strong nerves and they are scientists after all.
'glass breaks'
This is most likely what I would have done as soon as their space transport detached.
How did he spend the time? did he have a tv up there at least?
GET SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE
subtle
Worst thing about those 23 years is that he didn't know when to expect them.