You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an American

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an American.

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I don't have emergency toilet paper

10 seconds to prove im inferior? Umm..well okay..

I am mentally retarded and have literally no food yet keep reproducing. I am clearly African

JEДИTE ГOBHA БPE УCTAШE MACOHCКE!

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EH

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i don't have a gun

I don't have a dentist.

What's a tooth brush?

I dont have freedom. I have a 100 year old queen to worship and obey.

Arse

I don't spam nigger dicks and women you want to see blacked threads

Anyone want to go to swiss chalet

I like mayo on my fires.

Paksu Aku

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my school hasn't been shot up

i don't bend over and suck isreali lobby balls

I have good accessable medcare.

proof:
>Im wishing to be an american.

i weight less than 120 pounds

Hijue puta

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Пoшёл нaхyй eблo гycинoe

나는 애니메이션입니다

I'm fully American

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mine vittu burgerilõust
su elu on vähem väärt kui tilk ebolahaige neegri pissi

perkele

I survived my school years and can spell colour properly.

i finished school without ever being a witness of school shooting

...

This.

אני יכול לדבר עברית, יא קוקסינל.

I don't like traps

Even in the US, that's not saying much. According to the latest FBI stats, you're less likely to be witness to a school shooting than to be killed by a sand nigger in the streets of Paris.

I finished primary to tertiary education without a single school shooting in my whole country.

I dont do mass shootings
>only stabbings

I am very sorry eh. But it took me a bit longer then 10 seconds to write this. Once again my deepest apologies. Sorry sorry sorry. If you want I can send you some Canadian bacon and some timmies or if you want I can just send you one of my penguins I keep as pets

Walkers crisps

吃屎扑街沒用的廢材

g'day

I can drink good quality beer

I'm a faggot.

I have a passport

If I want to see a gp I book an appointment it costs nothingif I break my leg an ambulance comes straight for me takes me to hospital, I get x rayed I get my leg put in a cast and appointment is made to see an ortapedicsurgeon when my cast comes off, if everything is fine I get 3 or 4 appointments a week with a physiotherapist until my leg is healed. It doesn't cost a penny. >keep your fantasy freedoms and stick them up your asshole retards.

thats easy, hey babe ich schreib jetzt einfach deutsch mit dir. und um zuzeigen dass das kein google übersetzter ist sag ich das. Kraftfahrzeugsanmeldungsaußenstelle.bitte danke fertig

I can speak english

i never ate pure butter with a spoon straight from the package

Same here, cry burgertards. Not quite 0 pennies but ambulance and ER with an injury that can have potentially lifelong consequences- $0. Hospital stay 2-3 dollars a day. Physiotherapy free.

I am unemployed without any unemployment benefits or welfare and i have to fight hard everyday to make ends meet.

best!

Fanny

i have white skin

>unemployed without any unemployment benefits or welfare
You live in italy or greece? Every normal euro country has unemployment benefits

I know how to read in English.

Not yet, faggot

Aufmerksamkeitsdefizithyperaktivitätsstörung

canada > america

Donald Trump is the greatest president

I hate dr.pepper and pop tarts

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Definitely American

I own a kettle, enjoy probably 2-3 cups of tea a day and say "Alright?" as a greeting

>RUS INTENSIFIES

40% of my income goes to taxes
I don't own a vehicle
I stuck renting forever

pretty sure that's german for ADHD just fyi

>I stuck renting forever
Where do you live? Netherlands or Denmark? Cause in most of Europe a house or at least an apartment is still very much a viable option

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Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft

My neighbor is a sand nigger who beats his white girlfriend and reporting him to the authorities would get me into more trouble than him.

I don't poo in the loo.

Пoшёл нaхyй, пиндoc ёбaный
Tpaмп мyдaк тoт eщё.

the company of steam boat rides on the danube?
that a real thing or you just made it up as an example

ty mudak ebannyi pidor

it's a real german world

texas german here. literally two long words into one.
I don't understand why y'all combine words like that. i mean i know they are compound nouns but still. it looks so much better hyphenated. is it not grammatically correct to be separated or hyphenated?

I've never been to a Walmart

must be from sweden

I smell like shit because of no deodorant and my grill is fucked.

I don't own a gun. No plans on fucking my cousin or whatsoever.

i know it's a real world is that what they would actually call a company that offers such rides?
i guess they are used to that
big word on pic is basically a place for renting floor sanders

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it's german. you can put whatever words together and it still makes sense to us.
Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is a great example.

it's a real german word...
yes, it's in the dictionary. that's how the company is called.

i know and i know numbers are like this as well. im just used to reading in english. i almost never write or read german so it still seems alien to me. i hardly speak it anymore. no one except boomers or someone trying to show off speak it here.

when I play EVE or any other game for that matter and meet a native german, it's hilarious seeing how our nouns differ. that's another reason why I don't bother.

Godajen, ha du lyst pao litegrann vossafaor? Kanskje eit smalahove me noke pote attaot hadde vå godt

Skogsmannen kjem

Bravo

Enjoy 65% income tax, 25% VAT and 25% import fees for all the "free" shit.

my units are multiples of 10

Elizabeth Warren is not left wing and in reality is at best, a centrist

I have a decent health inssurance (Belgium)

I have resilient legal protection from abusive labour practices

My life expectancy is 84

I have 34 days work leave annually and work an average of 40 hours p/w

pfft...oh yeah its just so fucking great isnt it? you wait forever.

I don't own handarms. I don't have the desire to do so.

You mispelt color

Parking is the most expensive cost of healthcare.

I can speak more than one language. And I’ve never been embarrassed of a leader.

yup fucking canada

what's VAT?

you dream pretty dreams man