I am so fucking tired of you idiot Zoomers. You've turned every forum on the Internet into Romper Room -- a reference you imbeciles won't recognize -- with your non-stop ironic meming and uninformed and semi-literate Dunning-Kruger assholery.
It wouldn't be quite so bad if you'd FUCKING SHUT UP occasionally. Instead, you flood out all intelligent discussion with your FUCKING RELENTLESS NON-STOP BABBLING. It's absolutely infuriating. You're turning our whole fucking culture into Twitter.
And the response when I mention any of this? A lemming parade of middle school fucknozzles squeaking "OK BOOMER" in your little squirrel voices.
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. Frankly, at this point I'm glad we're handing you a smoking ruin of a planet. You deserve nothing better.
Zoomers don’t have any attention span - this is about as deep as they go
They are the ultimate NPCs
Parker Torres
>My wife left me for a bbc, you zoomers are the problem!
Michael Howard
[OK BOOMER INTENSIFIES]
Lincoln Barnes
I feel a little bit bad. I mean, I'm GenX, and we're the ones who invented everything which has fucked them in the head, like social media and YouTube and memes. But they don't make it easy to feel pity when they're shrieking "OK BOOMER" in the same squeaky voice they use to call people faggots over Vent.
Logan Lewis
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah this isnt a pasta
Nathaniel Collins
Yet.
Caleb Sullivan
>Gives new generation ruined planet >"Why the fuck are these lazy fucks so effortless?"
Ok boomer.
Jeremiah King
I'm GenX, brainiac. When the Boomers fucked us over, we fought pitched battles with riot police from Quebec City to Seattle. I've been teargassed, peppergassed, peppersprayed, pepperballed, watercannoned, soundcannoned, trampled by horses, bitten by dogs, hit with truncheons, and been to jail for justice. What the absolute fuck have YOU done except hit "thumbs down" or whined on Twitter, Zoomer?
Oh because all that work has mad this place so much better.
Better stfu before I school you, kid. I'vee been busy enough.
Asher Cox
Oh, I know, you'll use your Glock on me to make a brain Slushie. Consequences will never be the same.
Bentley Howard
Please don't tell people that you're GenX. It makes the rest of us look stupid
Thanks
Grayson Lopez
Yeah I get what you mean. It was fun pioneering the art of memeing across multiple layers of irony and using it to jam the circuitry of annoying assholes.... but it's like we forgot to include like some kind of delimiter, or an end condition or something? So it's not just cancer feeding off of cancer on an infinite loop.
It's like that sci-fi novel where a scientist creates a nano-machine that consumes its surrounding to create copies of itself, and literally nothing else, then the whole planet eventually becomes just a massive blob.
We should've memed responsibly. We didn't, and now we have zoomers.
James Diaz
And never in my life did I thumbs done or whine on twitter you fucking faggot.
Please go to another riot. You need more beatings.
Brody Lopez
Ey, look who's the whiner now.
Fucking fag.
Alexander Taylor
"If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." -- Samuel Adams
The Zoomers have actually become what we used to *pretend* to be, and are too dumb to see the difference.
Chase Long
I actually did something with my life instead on spending it on garbage and investing in media bs.
Now that's actually sad.
I'm leaving. Hf with your pity party
Jeremiah Jones
As a gen-z subhuman I agree. This is the last stage of the fall of the west. Most of my peers are brainless morons. We are worse than millenials, which I thought was impossible.
You could SHUT THE FUCK UP occasionally instead of breathing all the air in every fucking forum on the Internet.
Isaac Sullivan
Ok. By breathing all the air you mean being more modest when it comes to expressing my opinions?
Matthew Hughes
I mean not treating every forum like a Twitter feed, to be filled with dad jokes, one-liners, and quoting every line of the article or video WE JUST ALL WATCHING, and thumbing each other up to bury and hide all attempts at actual discussion.
Hudson Ortiz
Now that you have brought that to my attention I have realized that I am guilty of that. Will work on it. :)
Can't tell if b8. If yes, then nice job. Well done.
Colton Thompson
Someone had to TELL you that? You couldn't figure out on your own that turning every forum into pure cancer might annoy people trying to have, you know, actual discussions? I might be old, but I'm not stupid. I know when I'm being trolled.
Luis Fisher
Jesus christ calm down and enjoy Sup Forums you babbling pussy
Jonathan Sullivan
Apparently so. Anyway thanks for enlightening me! I’m so glad that I can now function properly so that everyone can now enjoy themselves
Yes, well, except you cancerous fucks have ruined the 4chins. Ever since Project Clambake, when the feds threatened m00tiekins and he kicked everyone with a triple-digit IQ off, the only people left have been middle school edgelords, mouth-breathing Stormfront troglodytes, and Russian bots. You took something special and took a big fucking dump all over it.
