MOTD 2

10:30pm

Get ready for
>Mouyes

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>Sign Sanchez on £700,000 a week wages
>average 1 point per league game with him in the team
>before signing him United averaged 2.2 points per league game
Kinda makes you think..

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I can barely be bothered posting anymore with these captchas. I have to fill in about fucking 10 to verify my post.

This place will die unless they fix that shit

is this on BBC 1 as well? i have the link from yesterday and want to make sure it's the correct location so i can watch it.

We're lucky to even have an motd2 thread at this rate. First one I've seen in literally years

yes

yes, enjoy

Caption this

thank you both.

In fairness his Dad died this week and his Mum went into hospital. Not got any time for Beachball head, but he deserved a good day

>Beachball head
eternally bitter terrier detected

He did, utterly professional of him to show up to the match

Fuckin' based

Hope he has a terrible rest of season desu

??

I'm a Liverpool fan, beachball head is just a joke because he was Sunderland manager when they scored the Beachball goal past us.

The Kop sings it at him and he plays along, it's a good laugh

sorry, I thought you were someone else

Fuck off small heath

Was gonna watch the united match today then noticed I couldn't be bothered

Gotta thank those shitters for sacking Rowett

Was actually a pretty decent match. Newcastle deserved their win

>Evra is back in PL

Is it just me or has the premiership lost its flare a bit

Few seasons ago I would be buzzing about a team like united/Chelsea/citeh losing but now I barely check the scores

>west ham with fullbacks a combined age of 69
lol

I think main problem is the bottom half has gone to shit. Every team from below 6th is turd.

City running away with it means the top teams losing doesn't matter

That's because the top teams aren't as good anymore.

Any of the top 4 teams from 08/09 would have probably won every PL title the last 4-5 years

>I think main problem is the bottom half has gone to shit.
The battle against relegation this year is going to glorious tho

It's because they play like shit now. City and Spurs are the only teams that are good to watch.

True, but even now it looks like WBA are gone already.

Best 1 since 2005

>West Brom confirmed relegated already

Think I should go back to church, I owe god that much

Dunno, I am in the same position. Today I didn't watch a single game, not even after I saw United losing.

>Spuds
>Good to watch

*Alli dives and Harry Kane scores a tap in*

TRULY THE BEST

Spurs are just media darlings as usual. They're nothing special, and will be outside the top 4 likely tomorrow

You've just grown up a bit

I still get childishly excited whenever I see manure getting humiliated

Lads start taking zinc

tbf if Kane leaves I doubt anyone would care for them anymore

What about Alli

nobody would give a shit about him either if he didn't dive constantly

There's a better way user

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>Scottish """"""""""""football"""""""""""""

>chappers, shearer and Phil fucking Neville

Is this really the best you can do BBC fucking hell

Why does Alan Shearer sound like a 5-year old reading out loud for the first time?

>motd2 thread
>a day where united lose
there's going to be no one here

I'm here and I'm not even watching it. Actually watching MotD from last night

Media will still bum him because he's black and english.

Liverpool should sign this Slovak keeper

man utd literally had one job...

How was that not a pen

>lukakuck

>Liverpool
>sign a keeper

lol

Sanchez is cancer

>he's black and english
>and

craig pawson is completely incompetent

>the emancipated city state of Sanchez

>Smalling

>be a CB
>get booked for diving
>opponents score from free kick

Lmao

>marshall

>mane got sent off and a ban
>Valencia got booked

>I'm gonna put my foot at head height while diving into a challenge
>it should be fine, right

*checks united badge on chest*

Yep no problem

>Sanchez was Arsenal's best player

Is Jose getting nostalgic for the old days, oddly complimentary of Rafa's team

B-but not undermining the refs is more important than fairness.

>many times I talk to my Slovak friends about Newcastle
Bull fucking shit lmao

>your celebration in the office was a bit over the top

Wait, the pundits have to be there all day actually during the matches? Fuck.

It is quite amazing that Smalling dived in his own half, gave Newcastle a free kick, and they scored from that free kick

Did he describe Newcastle's winner as a "ghost goal"?

this

He's strangely likeable when he's in a good mood

Takes many hours of work for Alan to be ready to say "good touch and a good finish" after every goal

>oddly complimentary of Rafa's team

it's because he's distracting the media from the fact that his team played like absolute fucking shit. he'd rather the attention be focused on anyone but their terrible play.

you often can't tell given the shite they talk about the games

New Sol Campbell la

>best goalkeeper in the world
>David de Gay

>dabbing haircut diame completely dominated by actual diame
lel

>can't tell how much effort goes into being a professional pundit

Alan will disappointed with that.

Smalling is fucking rubbish lads

>phil harping on about having "the best defensive record"

Man Us back 4 is utter gash m8

>he still believes the Neuer maymay

I oft wondered why Gary didn't do both nights, but fuck spending your entire weekend in BBC HQ watching this shit

Has Shearer ever been Newcastle manager?

The absolute STATE of poonited customers

"Chappers" looks slightly less unwell today

Yes. He got them relegated :^)

Why does Phil Neville call Rojo "Rocko" ?

>fixture has been played in all four divisions

Fuck that's a depressing statistic

Wow, Pritchard is quite the manlet

>leeds
No need to be jealous of Williams massive cock lad

he struggles enough with english words

Because hes an inbred manc who's dad is a convicted sex offender called Neville Neville

It's how a scouser/manc would say it.

...

He worked in Spain until Gareh came along and ruined his reputation.

Because he is a low-functioning retard

GARY NEVILLE SHAGS HIS MOTHER
AND HIS SISTER
AND HIS BROTHER
ALL THE NEVILLES SHAG EACH OTHER
THEY'RE ALL INBRED

Alan Shearer has a CBE? What the hell

This is Mouyes' second season right? Isn't this meant to be the season he leads a club to a title before spiraling out of control in season 3?

those lyrics don't really work friend

Hes skipping the success and heading for meltdown next season finishing 12th

WHERE ARE YOU WATCHING THIS GUYS

He can still win the CL.

Sort of works with the Addam's Family tune, just not the last line desu

>scheduling the Liverpool game last so that most of the audience don't turn off halfway through