Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread
You got the Qs and they got the As!
As always tits not required but encouraged
Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread
You got the Qs and they got the As!
As always tits not required but encouraged
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Oh look this thread again.
Yep! Hows it going user!?
It's going pathetic for you?
Well that's unfortunate user
Seems like you have a favorite word.
Thanks for bumping my thread though!
You are pathetic.
Nah I'm pretty good :)
Again, thanks for the bump. You must really support my thread
Nah you are just too stupid.
Well if that's what you think.
I'm not the one bumping a thread I dislike though so I mean....who's being the stupid one?
Do a vocaroo on why you hate blacks
You do know what bumping a thread does right?
Or are you that new?
No thanks user
oh look OP's first real bump that isn't himself
You've been bumping the thread yourself user
Why you so dumb OP?
I'm not that one bumping a thread I dislike.
I think you should ask that question to yourself
Or maybe lurk a bit more so you actually understand how Sup Forums works
I guess you are new because I'm not bumping your thread if you pay any attention.
If you dont like OP then why are you giving her attention and bumping her thread?
Its clear you actually want to talk to her.
LMFAO ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Oh man you really dont know what a bump is!
Thanks for the bump again
I don't know if you notice but a bump actually bumps you. You must be new. Also you are so dumb this is very fun.
hey user... how many times have you masturbated today?
...you are bumping her thread user....
"Bumping" a thread means to reply to a thread.
You don't have to right the word "bump" for it to be bumped. It's just a term.
Every time you reply you "bump" her thread to the top for everyone to see and it gives her more attention.
I cant believe I had to explain that.
0. I have a husband so I dont need to
Lol it's sad that you had to explain it. I really never encountered someone this new to everything.
I'd be so embarrassed if I was him.
tits or gtfo
do you do anal with your "husband"?
Well you as just as retarded as OP I haven't bumped the thread once. Not one of my posts has bumped thread.Maybe pay attention? Hasn't moved to the top once.
Nah I'm good
Might give ya tits so theres some fun for ya
why is your shirt still on
What are you talking about user???
You seem to be acting stupid on purpose. I cant tell if this is a joke or not.
I'll put it simple...in order to NOT bump her that means you dont reply AT All.
That doesnt mean you have to
. <--- this if that's what you're assuming.
Simply replying to a thread in general gives a bump.
So if you wish to NOT bump her then you have to stop writing anything here.
You get it now user?
because you fags don’t deserve nip
shut the fuck up bitch. post them
LoL you are new. I'm not bumping. Please show me my post bumping thread to top.
you mis-spelled NIGGERS
redditspacing to the extreme
rate me OP
Only idiots believe audio.
To any femanons, what is your ideal body type for a guy?
the quotes are just quotes.. no offense! :D thanks for your answer user
user do you inderstand what "the top" is????
Ok let me explain it this way.
There are 10 pages of threads here.
If they are completely ignored....as in no one posting a reply. They get sent more pages until they reach page 10 and they are basically pushed off completely.
So for example if you respond to a thread that's on page 4. Your response will immediately "bump" that thread to page one and keep the thread "on top".
If you look at the page number of this thread you will see that her thread is on page 1.
That's because of your help bumping it to the top user.
You seriously need to learn more about how this works
If you still dont get it...theres no hope for you.
Again show me where my post are bumping thread.
I was in a depressive state and haven't engaged with anyone sexually for a number of years. I recently lost a great deal of weight and am ready to return to the world of dating but am terrified to engage in real sex with a woman i care about again because I will likely perform poorly, finish early, and have unrealistic expectations for the expereince since i have spent a few years only watching porn and not having sex. Do you have any advice for me? Am I just destined to disappoint women in the bedroom for a while while i re-learn the ropes? will people be understanding and have reasonable expectations?
Oh look this guys posted bumped the thread buy mine didn't seem to crazy.
Somewhat muscular, defined but not too much
Ooooooh that's why you dont get bumping...you're that new stalker of mine!
Femanon here. My personal preference is one in which they are clearly physically in good condition. Not obese(a lil chub is fine though!!!), good hygiene, presents themselves well. Muscles are nice but there's absolutely a thing as TOO MUCH muscle.
Learn to post and not bump noobs.
You still arent getting it user.
If you never replied to her you probably wouldnt have made this thread popular. Now we have multiple anons here (thanks to you by giving her someone to reply to) who are all bumping her.
Sure now we cant pinpoint the bump itself because EVERY reply is a bump (that's what you dont seem to understand)
But its common Sup Forums knowledge. If you dont like a thread you either ignore it so you dont contribute to it or you sage it (which doesnt work well)
But essentially it's like you putting money in a money jar and asking someone to pinpoint your actual dollar bill. Theres lots in there so we cant fund it but you STILL PUt THE MONEY IN THE JAR
Porn is not really the best example of sex honestly. Just do what feels right, use lots of foreplay, and have the courtesy of finishing her yourself if you finish first.
Every post is a bump
You are dumb haven't bumped thread once.
Why would you want to post and not bump? If you don't find a thread interesting, just ignore it. If you're posting on the thread, it's obviously more interesting to you than everything else you could be doing.
Honestly I’ve been really understanding with men in the past if they haven’t performed well. I appreciate it if he warns me beforehand so I’m not surprised.
Keep watching the main page and you would notice in two seconds im not bumping thread.
Do you think it's a good idea for a virgin man to tell a potential partner that he's a virgin beforehand? Or is it best to just fake it till you make it?
The fact that you're posting here and getting responses to your posts means you're essentially bumping by proxy. If you want a thread to die, just stop posting.
I think it’s a good idea. When I took this guys virginity he was upfront with me before. I was really patient with him during it and taught him things.
Don't most women find virginity a turnoff though? Seems like there's a good chance they'd just break things off as soon as they find out.
I’m deviant I guess and I enjoy it. It turns me on that I will be his “first” and usually I toy around with him
Best reply I can give ya user
Can you tell when other women are on their periods?
...I just cant with you. Theres no point in responding to an ignorant retard.
Just stop. He refuses to understand
wtf retard you bumped the thread
No user that's not how it works.
There are currently 85 replies so there are 85 bumps
Being this new.
No but it is true If you hang out with a woman enough that periods can link together and start at the same time
It's the weirdest shit
You are seriously the only new one here user.
Or probably just a really shitty troll
I dont know what women you're talking to but breaking a guy in is usually a turnon for chicks, so long as you're not creepy or pathetic about it.
Only if she's unhygienic.
What age range are you talking about? By 30 or so, women expect a potential partner to have experience.
You are the issue if you think im bumping the thread.
Just stop user. Stop bumping the thread
What's the weirdest thing you've used to pleasure yourself?
Breaking a guy in?
Jzuz what a fcking whore lol, you and all your friends.
bumping actually refers to doing a line of cocaine, get it right fag
I think that the older you get, the more successful you should be in your other life ventures to justify a lack of romantic experience. If you're 43 and a virgin but you have multiple PHDs I would definitely still break you in.
Do you swallow your husbands load? What does it tastes like to you?
Uh-huh. How much "virgin" porn do you have on your computer? Shit, we're on b, how much loli?
I'm 34 and a virgin, but I'm doing very well in my career, own a nice house, and have a few hobbies I'm really good at. No PHDs but I do have two degrees and graduated with honors. Hope that qualifies.
Hang on a second, what the fuck is bumping? I'm new here. I saw a video once that said it has something to do with heroin. Yep, i'm pretty sure that's it.
Yes, that would get you an out for being a virgin. You were doing your own thing, focusing on your career. Hell you're a better option that at least half of whats out there.
vchan, what's it like to get a cum facial? Are we talking fucking horrific? Mildly gross? a bit annoying? no big deal? kinda nice? the best fucking thing to ever happen?
Actually, you're more successful than any guy I've dated, including my husband. How's your sense of humor? There's nothing sexier than a witty guy. And being clean.
My husbands home btw so I'll just make this my last reply because we got stuff to do.
I wouldnt call them horrific. More suspenseful.
Youbever been to the eye doctor and they shoot that bit of air into your pupil?
Like...you know it's coming but we try your best not to flinch away from it?
It's like that. Of course you definitly dont wanna keep your eyes open for it. Getting cum in your eye is horrible. It's not like getting just a random thing in your eye and it being a burden.
It burns and it will burn for hours and then it dries the shit out of your eye so then your eye feels like it wants to pop out of the socket. It's no joke
But other than that it's pretty much a feeling of indifference towards it
I'm no comedian, but I do have my moments. I can interject with the right funny comments and make people laugh. When I mention I'm a virgin online, people usually assume I'm a dirty neckbeard loser and all I need to do to get laid is to bathe. Wrong. I'm clean shaven and shower at least once a day, often twice.
Stop mentioning it online. While you should tell a chick before you sleep with her, you should wait until it comes up in face to face conversation.
Oh, I'm not mentioning it online to people I'm trying to date. I only bring it up with anons in threads like this. You're the only ones I feel comfortable talking about it with.
Making chicks laugh is the secret key.
Good. Its not that big of a deal and your business to share or not. But seriously, from a womans pov, you being a virgin is not that big of a deal. Like, at all.
I try to do this, with some success. If it works, they become my friends. Which is great, don't get me wrong, but it would be nice to actually have a relationship.
Are you confident? Or can you project that you are? Can you exude a little alpha-ness? Not obnoxiously so though. Work on that. Sounds like that's what you're missing. Think Jon Hamm in Mad Men. Be sexy, know you're sexy, but don't be arrogant about it. Seal the deal Sup Forumsro.
I'm confident in areas of my life where I have demonstrated success. I'm confident in my career. I'm confident when I'm skiing.
But when it comes to forming intimate relationships, I have absolutely no confidence, because I've had absolutely no success. Having confidence there would be like me trying to convince myself that I can fly a 747, and would probably have similar results.
I'm in my 3rd year of wizardry. I don't have much confidence around people i do not know well. Therefore i guess i seem like a creep to others or sometimes even desperate. My confidence has been destroyed in school. It is tough to rebuild confidence because i always expect people to laugh at me for how i behave, what i say, how i move.
But i still enjoy my life enough to not make myself a hero.
What sorts of fun things do you do in your life to make the wizardry bearable?
Honestly, I don't have high expectations. I have a few but good friends, go exercise regularly at the gym, try to be decent at my job, with mediocre success and try not to think too much about not having a relationship. My biography would fit on less than 20 pages, but it's good enough for me, but it's another reason, why i have difficulties to have good conversations with other people. I'm boring as hell. And usually women aren't too much into nerd stuff.
Luckily talking to women is actually pretty easy. It's much easier for me to hold conversations with women than with other men. They love to talk about themselves, so if you just periodically comment on their stories and whatnot, the conversation flows pretty smoothly.
For me it's the otherway around. Men love to talk about nerd shit. Keeping a conversation up with most women i talked to felt like hard work because whenever i tried keep the conversation going they ended it with one or two sentences. And the silence after that makes me feel so unconfortable that i can't bear that for very long. That's when i leave and assume that i wasn't decent enough.
How do I make a girl comfortable being with me.
Beeing confident without beeing arrogant.
Well, which is more imminent issue in your mind? Losing your virginity or finding a like minded person to share your time with? If it's the former, force it anyway. If it's the latter, force it anyway until you're confident enough in yourself to go for what you want. Im married and still have trouble having a conversation with people that aren't my husband, and thats why hes my husband. A convo with him isn't work.
Slim, tall, muscles showing off only on arms and legs.
It's best to tell. Just be honest. If the girl isn't a virgin, and she's not a fucktard, she will be more understanding and gentle
It's more the latter. But it's basically the same to me. I don't want to "use" the services of a prostitue or do it with an almost unconcious chick because of too much booze. Other sane girls don't let me get in their pants. If i'm comfortable with a girl we usually end up as beeing shallow friends or never talking to each other again.
suppose you can shrink someone
would you do it (pic related)?
No, but most of them will tell you right away if you know them well enough. Women like to complain about it, it seems.
I do, I'm a good girl after all. It tastes very salty and weird, smells of an ocean on a windy day.
Keep trying. Be more confident in yourself. Stop worrying so much about it. There are almoat 8 billion people on the planet, there are definitely girls out there that are compatible. It's just gambling, you gotta play to win. Stop sweating the potential loss and just enjoy the game. Learn about women, learn about yourself, learn to relax and have fun.
How do I lick the upper portion of her clit without the hood interfering so much? It's hard to get deep, and deep is what she likes.
What do femanons think about giantess fetish?
Is it arousing?
Hey, just got here. This thread is retarded, but the first quarter of it is especially retarded lol. A post doesn't bump a thread if sage is in the options field. nb4 b8'd. G,night everybody. nb4 nigger, faggot, etc.
From my perspecitive it's easier said then done. I basically know all the rules but the second a potential girl appears i'm lost for words, sometimes even stutter making me look even more creepier. I honestly don't know why that is or how to make that stop. The worst thing is i know that i can do better. I had two clear moments in my life where i functioned like a normal human beeing without all the fear. It's the moment of clarity where you go "fuck it, nobody knows me so even if i fuck up, there will be no consequences". In those moments i was relaxed and was able to initiate conversations with stangers. This is something that i usually try to avoid as hard as i can for no real and good reason. Crazy.
Are you doing big licks, flicking (which is horrible btw) circles, etc?
You can maybe use your fingers to pull it back.
Most chicks i know (including myself) prefer to be the smaller one on the couple, so no not really.
Fuck off troll.. and again thanks for the bump.. every reply is another bump whether you like it or not
Nope if you sage. Sag goes in ALL
The moment you start typing anything other than sage in your actual reply you arent saging
Literally written in the rules if you dont think I'm right
Have fun newfriend
Why do you think alcohol is so popular? Its artificial confidence, it melts away your insecurities and inhibitions. Not that I'm condoning you turning into a lush, but it's a multibillion dollar industry for a reason.
When people ask me how to get confident I really dont have a good answer aside from having a few drinks.
Not getting wasted because then you're just gonna embarrass yourself but just a few to loosen up
I'm pretty awkward sober but when I get a few drinks in me I'm pretty much the life of the party..
Most of my friends I made while drunk lol
I had those moments when i was completely clear. No alcohol or other substances. Alcohol doesn't work that way for me. I get rather silly, not confident. So if you're into dudes who laugh their asses of for no good reason, count me in :-)
side to side, long licks, light flicking (she seems to like them) a little of everything.
I also really lick deeply and hard against the sides of her clit. I paid attention to how she masturbates and watched for the spots she focused on.
I feel like what I'm doing with my tongue isn't doing it well enough for her though.