If you had a gun to your head and you had to prove that you were intelligent what would you say/do?

If you had a gun to your head and you had to prove that you were intelligent what would you say/do?

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Epstein didn't commit suicide.

Id spell restaurant.bless you Patrice

burp the alphabet

Homosexuals are usually found posting threads on Sup Forums.

I'm With Her
>and then wait for the bang

Hitler did nothing wrong

Define intelligence

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*Bang

*bang*

*Bang

Depends on who it is i have to convince.

fuck niggers

*Bang

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"i dont want NO SCRUBS!"

I voted for Trump

You just signed yourself a deathwish.
Then I do krav maga and take his gun and unload it in front of him, knocking him out with a roundhouse kick while the transporter ost plays in the background and I fight 20 guys only using a long sleeve shirt.

*insta kill

"man I really love taking a sip of my favorite soft drink, Bangs."

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88 99 :)

It's all jews fault.

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There are only 2 genders

True intellect

*bang*

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I'd hastlily say "Eye Laws Dug Aim"

Don’t have kids

nothing

Start quoting vsauce

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"THANK FUCK FINALLY!"

“I got a lot, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it.”

I don't care, just squeeze the trigger already

2 Asada tacos and 1 Pep... Booom!! HEADSHOT!!

Sic Semper Tyrannis.

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"Thats a cheap Beretta, friend."

I'd call the gunman a faggot

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Don't miss

"What if we fried our parents on refrigerator?"

Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!

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"Hey Michael here!"

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If the gunman is a girl I'd bend her over and shove my foot in her ass while getting raped with bullets but fuk it I'm not going out without some last minute foot sex

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why not shove her foot up your ass? #footfetish

*shrug*
such cannot be proven.
just make the shot count. thanks.

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Trump is the top Russian agent!

Your safety is still on

Pull the trigger

please shoot me daddy

"I'd rather stay home drink some energy drinks and be on the computer."

The War of Northern Aggression was over individual State Rights and oppressive Federal Taxes on goods.

I think that, that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities. The very notion of belief itself can be be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this, would you be interested in reading some of my literature?

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>there are only 2 genders
>socialism never works
>climate change is just a front for new world order

how smart is the person evaluating me? are they infinitely smart, so I can go all out and they would still understand me, or should I just aim high enough to not be killed?

The point is that someone who's actually smart enough to stay alive wouldn't need to know the answer to that question to not get shot

DSFARGEG.

Hopefully the assailant will shoot.

Rip a silent paint peeler and watch my would-be assailant fall.

"I think Therefore I am"

Showing fear alone would indicate you are a being which possesses some intelligence.

fuck you you're gonna kill me anyways

Actually it would show a lack of intelligence because you know you're going to fucking die for being a dumbass. A smart person would have nothing to worry about because they're smart

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Start singing the muppets theme tune

The cake is a lie

Despite being only 13%

would you be able to explain the context or value of Decartes's Cogito? do you even know why he had to come to that conclusion?

>my head is full of explosives
>get up very slowly with my hands around but not touching my head
>"gonna get this thing away from you guys"
>walk gingerly until I get outside the room then book it

I am not that intelligent and admit it right away instead of bullshitting about being smart like retards do.

I would ask if I had time to kisss my ass goodbye.

Uhh dont shoot .. 9x9 = 18

You’re retarded if you think climate change isn’t actually happening. But, I do agree with the other 2 statements.

Say Greta is 100% correct

This

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discord
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Hitler did nothing wrong.

Please kill me.

take the shot

Bang ! You just died

"I watch MSNBC and CNN"

Where do ducks get down ?

Kill myself to not give them the satisfaction

I probably wouldn’t say anything that was intelligible, I’d stutter over my words before getting a bullet shot through my grey matter

Before you kill me, take a look at these Herbalife products

I would tell him only a faggot would ask that question.

Better use a revolver, no loose casing for forinsics
better yet a shotgun
I'll wait right here till you come back

Yell nigger cock over and over til he pop my brains out

Amway***

Made me laugh really hard

A+#1