WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?

WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?

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Bitch! You can't tell me what to do!

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Now listen you, you're an elf, and elves make toys. No elves means no toys. Now get back into the assembly line!

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I was saving mike pence

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why, fuck you

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I was smoking crack! Sorry boss!

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Just saving? Now listen! We have dolls that cry, talk, walk, blink and run at temperature! We don't need any transgender dolls!

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I was too busy fucking Santa's wife

God her mouth and old granny pussy was fuckin amazing my small elf chode is getting erect from thinking about it

Hnnnng stroking for u Mrs Claus....

Fuck those saggy tits...that sweet wrinkly ass....her shit stained panties....hnnnng stroking so hard....

Mrs Claus I might cum soon.....

Fuck I wanna slip my elf cock in your used and battered pussy again so much hnnnnng

God it was so hot I'm gonna cum

AH MRS CLAUS TAKE IT ALL YOU OLD WHORE

IM CUMMING!

IM CUMMING FOR YOU MRS CLAUS I NEED YOUR SAGGY AND WRINKLY FOLDS TO TAKE THIS ELF COCK!!!!

Now you come to elf practice and learn to wiggle your ears, and chuckle warmly, and go hee hee and ho ho, and important stuff like that. A stoner! Good grief!

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Sorry boss! Ran over on break time! Btw, boss, I got some more from this one black elf. Want some?

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Now listen you! You're an elf and elves make toys! Now get to work, or you're fired!

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WHY WEREN'T YOU AT NARC PRACTICE?

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>We don't need any transgender dolls!
Fuck

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It's Elf Practice, not NARC Practice!

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WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY BOSS

10 minutes break! Except for you!

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YOU DON'T LIKE TO MAKE TOYS?

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IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER ELVES

Hermey doesn't like to make toys!

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But I've already passed my quota, Boss.

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We don't need any sex toys!

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Maybe that's the problem
You haven't figured out that You and I need them
Hard wink finger guns.

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elves? Im starving.

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Nigga call me an elf again

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But... Mommies and Daddies need presents too!

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Because I was fucking your mom

you're welcome zoomers
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Cool thread OP

Why not, he's a gay elf It wasn't until my teen years that I learned that "dentist" really wasn't code for homo

Sorry boss, I was workin' on TempleOS.

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