Reminder that Beards are BETTER

Reminder that Beards are BETTER.

Having a beard is objectively better than being a shaved nu-male

>Look more attractive (on most guys)
>Look more manly
>Look cooler
>Look laid back and chill, unlike someone obsessed with their appearance and shaving
>Look older & wiser (Great if you have a babyface)
>Girls will like it better than a boring smooth skin

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ya *drinks more vodka*

BASED AND BEARDPILLED

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But Fawful is the best guy I've ever seen, and he doesn't have a beard?

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i cant grow a beard only a goatee, fuck you

beardlets awww :'(

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I love my full beard, and I love my vodka.

B E A R D

G A N G

W H O T F I S U P ?

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I can grow a full beard, but honestly it was too much work. lots of ingrown hairs if it got too long it would make my face look fat. i rock permanent stubble, way more classy and manly and shows off my facial features more. i wish i could pull off the clean shaved look but something looks off when it's all gone.

clean shaven makes me look 12, fuck that beards for life it looks so cool

off by 3 :(

If your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got 2 mums.

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Thats not a beard.

ok hipster

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Are thick goatees acceptable?

Is long hair an acceptable substitute?

Yes grow your beards to hide your embarrassing features. Just a shame your girl wont find out till you pass it on to the kids

Speak for yourself, Darwin

I have both so yes

>had a full beard for over 5 years
>made me feel more manly
>never shaved cause I was lazy
>see a bunch of wimps with beards on
>realize it's just a bunch of boys trying to be men
>women see through it
>realize being a man is shaving
>not putting time into shaving is childish

congrats on achieving something with 0 effort, way to brag about nothing hipsterfag

Ya I'm a hipster but still look cool kek but nah I'm playing

>long hair
>goatee
>thinks he looks good

lol ever hear of a mirror?

Whatever man. Screw me for being a proud bearded man. At least I have had a few girls in my life and have a few close friends. Unlike many on this site. I'm no Chad no and yes I have some scarring and need to lose a bit too and am weird but you know what! I like my hermit look. Okay? It suits my current introvert lifestyle. Fuck hygiene.

The Lord of the Rings movies really affected people the wrong way.

flavor-savers look like you dont care about your appearance. beards belong on geezers, homeless guys, and bikers. a man with a good paying job is not likely to wear a beard

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Im a neet weirdo but still I think a beard looks better on me than being a babyface tbqh

gj you literally admitted to there being nothing to be proud of your beard

depending on where youre at in life that could be fine. if youre trying to succeed in a business or service environment, you should consider loosing the beard

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Technically, only girls that aren't currently on birth control find it attractive. There was a study that found that women closer to their ovulatory state are more attracted to hyper-masculinity, and while not fertile, pregnant, or on birth control, are attracted to more feminine men. It's hypothesized to be a leading cause of divorce for new marriages, because when a couple gets married, and the woman goes off birth control so they can start a family, she suddenly finds herself either not attracted to or actively repulsed by her partner. 6 months later and there's either resentment or an affair with a bad boy muscular bearded jock.

So be careful, chaps. If she likes your beard, she's ready for a bun in the oven. So wrap it up.

I remember being insecure

Idk, caring about how other men look seems kinda gay

I only grow slightly more than that.

Bad genetics. My father grows a badass viking beard, but my mother's entire side of the family grows white trash patchy garbage, with a goatee being the best of all possible worlds. So I grow a patchy viking beard that mostly lends towards goatees.

I have good paying job and I have a beard. Being shaved is boring as fuck.

>my mother's entire side of the family grows white trash patchy garbage

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120%

As a man that can grow a beard I choose not to be a bearded-baby-boy

are you in either a service or business environment? there are many decent jobs available to people regardless of what they look like. congrats on finding one

Beard. Vasectomy. Booze. Those will have you drowning in pussy. Girls love passing you to friends if they hear about a vasectomy. Nobody likes condoms.

>implying being single is something to be proud of

Unless you want a Japanese girl. They hate beards.
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>Willing cutting any tubes inside of you unnecessarily.
Shut up retard. Anyone who gets a vasectomy is a cuck. Plain and simple.

>"Girls will like it better than a boring smooth skin"

Preach brother I fucking hate all those smooth skins driving us down here.

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Fuck off satan. Rotten ass mother fucker. Glory Be To God.

Got any source on this?I known this is b, but I'm interested