Who would you rather be:

Who would you rather be:
>star QB in high school and FBS college team but doesn't make it to the NFL
>left handed relief specialist who plays in the MLB for 10 years for eight different teams
>mediocre basketball player who plays four years for Big 10 team then plays professionally for various international clubs
>American tennis player who has a 10 year pro career but never wins a Grand Slam

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I'd rather be white and healthy and not being shot by just going to school.

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3rd option

>get to fuck prime college pussy in the states
>get to fuck prime european pussy at various international clubs
>still make a decent living wage, comfy, and worldly
>US degree, so can come back home any time if wanted to

>mediocre basketball player who plays four years for Big 10 team then plays professionally for various international clubs
As long as I don't have to be a black american. I'd probably win more money doing this.

>>left handed relief specialist who plays in the MLB for 10 years for eight different teams
This.

>>American tennis player who has a 10 year pro career but never wins a Grand Slam
There's such a range of players this could be. It's one thing if you're a top 30 player, it's quite another if you're a top 700 player. The dudes ranked $700 aren't making money being pros and aren't entering events any of us would watch.

relief pitcher easily, anyone who would choose anything else is just biased against baseball. those motherfuckers get money.

Also, instead of being a bench warmer for a Big 10 team, can I be a starter for a shit team, lets say Nets.

>tfw no legal cunny gf

Fake pic.

That's a Russian child model. Pituitary gland tumor survivors don't look that cute.

1. tennis player
2. left handed pitcher

90. mediocre basketball player


90000000000000001. getting cte playing football for literally who schools

>as long as I don't have to be a black American
As opposed to whatever cauldron born concoction you are now? Lmao

Baseball, hands down. That's probably because I'm already a lefty.

Everyone loves a good relief guy. And you'd make ca$h money.

Thanks sports fans! You just saved me hella grief!!!

I’d make the most money playing baseball so yeah

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>star QB in high school and FBS college team but doesn't make it to the NFL
if you are charismatic and can speak, you can get a job as an analyst and make money for the rest of your life while being a local hero.
>left handed relief specialist who plays in the MLB for 10 years for eight different teams
easy money and you can live well
>mediocre basketball player who plays four years for Big 10 team then plays professionally for various international clubs
again, you are no millionaire, but you live well depending where you go play while doing your passion
>American tennis player who has a 10 year pro career but never wins a Grand Slam
too vague. you can make some money and win important tournaments or be a nobody

Gib name. I don't believe you.

Tennis player
>Super fit, great body
>Team of one - no outside drama
>Travel the world and bone ball girls
>Retire and open "user's Tennis School For
Teenage Girls"

QB. Those other options are no different than a regular job imo unless you win a title.

I'd rather play a real sport

She doesn't look Russian.

Whom?

Why do you think i specified "american"? You niggas are the most filthy creatures on earth.

Left handed specialist. Probably won't even blow my arm out, because I'll pitch to two or three guys a week when I'm needed.

lefty specialists are based

You guys are spending too much time here if you're letting it shape your world views

>mediocre basketball player who plays four years for Big 10 team then plays professionally for various international clubs

free travel, yo

>tfw I'd rather play beer league hockey than any of the 4 options

If she did porn it would be considered cp in Australia

1 means nothing, you are basically just a Chad who had his glory days in highschool and got nothing out of it.
3 could be alright, but there's not a whole lot of money playing European leagues in basketball
4 could be alright but it's pretty vague. Could be alright if you are someone like John isner but even then you'll not be set for life. If you are a pro in the dumps playing challengers then you are just paying to play.
2 seems like the best choice.

I just listened to Robbie Hummel on a radio show talking about getting left at a run down Russian hospital where no one spoke English after getting a concussion in a game playing in front of like 200 people.

>>star QB in high school and FBS college team but doesn't make it to the NFL
This entails getting a subpar education and being forced to (at best) sell insurance for your whole life, so no
>>left handed relief specialist who plays in the MLB for 10 years for eight different teams
this entails getting a breddy good professional career, nice pay, and lot of travel, so yes
>>mediocre basketball player who plays four years for Big 10 team then plays professionally for various international clubs
This entails being a nigger, so no
>>American tennis player who has a 10 year pro career but never wins a Grand Slam
>tennis

Tennis option would get you decent money and you can make more money by coaching rich people

>favella nigger
>white
>going to school
>not getting shot
Lmao

Wtf I love physical disorders now!

Why russian have so many softpórn underage models?

I don't believe this, prove it

3 3 3 3

european basketball for american dudes is C O M F Y

nytimes.com/2017/06/30/world/europe/ekpe-udoh-from-nba-washout-to-cult-hero-in-turkey.html

your choices are either being this, or being the guy on the end of the utah jazz bench they put in when rudy gobert has a terrible game

>Turkey
>Europe

I'd lose a hand to be Raulzinho Neto.

You're not white

We have something in common then.

I'm not, never claimed to be.

oWo

Tennis because I'm already a one handed relief specialist

Do you even know what the big 10 is you fucking idiot

Mediocre bballer sounds fun. Get to travel all over the world and be a star player in multiple countries. Sounds comfy

why would anyone not pick MLB or tennis in this case?

you're living in the wrong country for any of those things then

Left Handed pitcher. Easy money, stay relatively close to home, you're greatly appreciated the few times you're needed and you don't have to say "I peaked in high school/college" like some Al Bundy loser type.

left handed relief specialist you make like 8 million a year to pitch to one batter a night

OP didn't say you get to be a star.
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1. Relief Pitcher
Massive power gap
2. Star QB
3. American tennis player
4. Basketball

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>Marshall Henderson
I thought that name was familiar.
Yeah but the money you make playing in some 3rd world country would make you a star. Imagine all those Iraqi qt's you could bang after every game.

Delusional bantz are the worst bantz

>left handed relief specialist who plays in the MLB for 10 years for eight different teams
This one and it’s not close. Make a shitload of money, don’t end up a CTE-ridden potato like the football player, play very little so it’s mostly relaxing.

Basketball seems the most appealing to me for travelling all over Europe and living the comfy life.
Relief pitcher for easy money like some people have said.
Tennis player could be good but boring.
Fuck being a washed out star QB working a blue collar job, all the HS and college pussy ain´t worth a life of misery.

>american
>laughing at getting shot at school
Pottery

Lefty reliever. I'd make something like $15-20m over my career (5 years team control at 500k/year, then 5 years free agency) while working 30 minutes a week.

I would rather be a golfer who is not quite at the top level, but still good enough to win small tournaments. I would always tell the other competitors that I just started playing last year, and insist that golf is 90% luck

t. 56%

literally my dream girl

Maria Babko

One of my good friends was a mediocre big ten basketball player.

He only ended up playing for three or four years in Europe, but he used his money (relatively modest money, but much more than your average 24 year old would have after college) to invest in grad school and travel. He’s kind of a freak case though. He was always more into intellectual things than basketball. He just knew he had to play because he is giag

the tiebreaker between baseball and tennis for me was body type
even if you're some #800 scrub you're still athletic and very fit to play tennis at that level
you can be a fat motherfucker in the mlb and it's okay as long as you have one plus or elite pitch

>Lucy, 19
>YES i am 18!
Not today FBI.

>left handed relief specialist who plays in the MLB for 10 years for eight different teams
You would make great money and qualify for the MLBPA pension.

>tf
>tp

The left hander
Health
Mind in tact
Possibly luck a chip or two
Multi millionaire with better benefits than other sport leagues

star QB would be fun, but provides no real financial security and could possibly fuck my brain, so it's out. a basketball player living as a journeyman in europe sounds kind of like failing successfully, so that's off as well.

of the other two options, i'd have to pick tennis as long as i can still be like a top 30 player. it's less money than the MLB option, but i'll still earn millions, get to travel the world, acquire international pussy, etc. it also provides me with some post-career options in the american sports broadcast field. and frankly, between the two sports, i'd just rather be a tennis player.

Based on the replies on this thread I'd chose to be a Baseball player. How hard can throwing a ball be? I'm seriously considering to training to be a pitcher now.

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I wouldn't know

Tennis is literally the only correct answer here, youll make way more money and get to travel the world.

Lefty reliever is the clear choice. So you've more or less described Javier Lopez's career and he made $28 million in his career. Consider that you would also have lifetime health insurance through the MLBPA and an annual $100,000 pension for playing ten years and the fact that you played on so many teams you've got a pretty good chance to start a career in broadcasting, if you're likable, for one of the teams you played for after you retire. Also it's clearly the cushiest gig. No risk of concussions, you play for like 5 minutes every few days, most of your time is just joking around with the other guys in the bullpen, you can get fat if you want to. That is undeniably the best option.

Which FBS school would I be a QB? If it's like Vandy then I could get a good degree from a good university and have a decent career outside of sports.

>all the other options offer you good money to be a sportsmen
>still choses to study to earn your life
Top cuck boot licker post, amerilard friend.

>train at a martial arts gym that teaches excellent technique (physical manifestation of their chosen art) but neglects the moral/ethical side of martial arts training (improving your thoughts/actions all around. ie: the way)
It's not necessarily a bad thing but when the needling and bullshit is directed at me fuck that shit.