PAN

PAN

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NICE

AND

nice and cold

WHOOPS FORGOT TO TURN THE BURNER ON

alphabrain eggs

Peter?

youtube.com/watch?v=kJ5PCbtiCpk

KNIFE
NICE AND DULL

SIMPLE

RUSTIC

FRESH

LOCAL INGREDIENTS

WUZ

Whats the deal with this image though, is it because the eggs look horrible and the gouda is raw?

OLIVE OIL

YES CHEF

I know that ring, is that Jack? Fuck he's GOT to be trolling.

>"are these ice cubes fresh?"
>"n-no Chef they are frozen..."
Dramatic zoom in on ice cubes with music sting to imply disgust and horror
>"FUCK ME"

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jesus christ this board is cancer

teehee

kys weeb

>jesus christ this board is cancer

FUCKING WEEB CUNTS

jackposting should be an instaban here just like it is on /ck/

>implying you're not here forever

>when they don't use brioche buns on their burgers

JOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCIEEEEEEEEEEEE

geez how old is this?

Is this the official Ja/ck/ thread?

HEALTHY SCHOOL MEALS

How does this even happen?
Why would he upload a fuck up as monumental as this?
Jack is a truly fascinating man

POST
NICE AND SHIT

GRILLED CHEESE
NICE AND PRETENTIOUS

for the views you doofus

Always triggers me. Like he intentionally drops it so oil will splash everywhere

why does favroh use oil as well as butter
why does he spread the butter on the bread instead of buttering the grill
why does he use plastic cheese flavoured squares
why does he put the cheddar inbetween the plastic

>Do you make your own bread?
>Yes we do, Chef
>and you grow your own wheat to make flour?
>w-well, we buy the flour, Chef
>JESUS CHRIST

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I don't get this meme

Absolutely nothing wrong with that pizza.

nigger

/ck/ turned shit in the last month so Sup Forums is the new /ck/, anymore questions?

Everything about it

>shitty looking eggs
>bread hardly toasted
>rind still on cheese
>mayo
>shit tier hot sauce
>"sour kraut"

Thanks.

>that splash
Seen it 100 times already and I still laugh at that.

BABY

what happened to /ck/

conservation of angular momentum

Head, nice and hot.

2007 show

SALT

PEPPER

LEMON

DONE.

>*VIOLIN SCREECH*
>"OH FUCKING HELL"
>Gordon has found the hotel manager's Bane folder while preparing tonight's menu
>*click* *click*
>"Christ" What the fuck is this?"
>"I'm not sure Chef Gordon"
>"not sure? NOT SURE? It was already open and there are 5 fucking Bane threads you made. Oh my fucking word"
>"Did you know about this?" Gordon asks the staff
>the majority shake their heads apart from CIA who looks down in shame
>"Un fucking believe able"
>"Ya know I knew Baneposters were some sick mother fuckers but this takes the fucking cake yeah"

GORUDOM RAMSIS' 「NIESSU AND HOTTO」SUTANDO

i think this looks delicious

>all that saturated fat

why do white people make horrible lifestyle choices then blab about it to the world?

>If you can't cook a fuckin' mussel -
>IF YOU... I fucking told you-
>YEEEEUUSSS?
>YEAH? OIIIIGH? ... EH?
>Go on.
>YEAH? OIIIGHH

why does he have fucking hand tattoos

>'za posters will defend this

Unfunny and uninspired, you'll never be a true meme craftsman.

THANK YOU CHEF

CMERE YOU

Plonker.

twat

>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.

You know i watched this movie, then did just that.

Both oil and butter.

Best fucking grilled cheese I've ever had.

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YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT YEH

lubbly jubbly

Pie, nice and runny.

it got too joocieeeeeeeeeeee

NOW FUCK OFF

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W...what is that even supposed to be? A cream pie? A lemon pie? A tart of some sort?

buttering the bread lets it melt into the dough instead of evaporating on the pan
fuck knows the rest

WHAT

cmon adam

that might be, but you're a homo

>jack posting as I am eating breakfast

I'm in for a wild ride

n-nani?!

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PHENOMENAL

>open webm
>see file name
>immediately close webm

hes such a fucking mongoloid retard

DONKEY

>have complete creative control over what gets on your youtube channel
>shamelessly upload yourself being retarded constantly

Chicken, Nice and raw.

That knife wasn't meant for batoning.

All these ja/ck/ posters can fu/ck/ off back to where they came from

>cooking chicken with the skin on

Don't worry it's blunt

JIMMIES

NICE AND RUSTLED

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Egg, nice and juicy.

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WALLA

no saturated fat in eggs you mong.

How hasn't this guy died from food poisoning

BURGER, NICE AND JUICY