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NICE
AND
nice and cold
WHOOPS FORGOT TO TURN THE BURNER ON
alphabrain eggs
Peter?
KNIFE
NICE AND DULL
SIMPLE
RUSTIC
FRESH
LOCAL INGREDIENTS
WUZ
Whats the deal with this image though, is it because the eggs look horrible and the gouda is raw?
OLIVE OIL
YES CHEF
I know that ring, is that Jack? Fuck he's GOT to be trolling.
>"are these ice cubes fresh?"
>"n-no Chef they are frozen..."
Dramatic zoom in on ice cubes with music sting to imply disgust and horror
>"FUCK ME"
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jesus christ this board is cancer
teehee
kys weeb
>jesus christ this board is cancer
FUCKING WEEB CUNTS
jackposting should be an instaban here just like it is on /ck/
>implying you're not here forever
>when they don't use brioche buns on their burgers
JOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCIEEEEEEEEEEEE
geez how old is this?
Is this the official Ja/ck/ thread?
HEALTHY SCHOOL MEALS
How does this even happen?
Why would he upload a fuck up as monumental as this?
Jack is a truly fascinating man
POST
NICE AND SHIT
GRILLED CHEESE
NICE AND PRETENTIOUS
for the views you doofus
Always triggers me. Like he intentionally drops it so oil will splash everywhere
why does favroh use oil as well as butter
why does he spread the butter on the bread instead of buttering the grill
why does he use plastic cheese flavoured squares
why does he put the cheddar inbetween the plastic
>Do you make your own bread?
>Yes we do, Chef
>and you grow your own wheat to make flour?
>w-well, we buy the flour, Chef
>JESUS CHRIST
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I don't get this meme
Absolutely nothing wrong with that pizza.
nigger
/ck/ turned shit in the last month so Sup Forums is the new /ck/, anymore questions?
Everything about it
>shitty looking eggs
>bread hardly toasted
>rind still on cheese
>mayo
>shit tier hot sauce
>"sour kraut"
Thanks.
>that splash
Seen it 100 times already and I still laugh at that.
BABY
what happened to /ck/
conservation of angular momentum
Head, nice and hot.
2007 show
SALT
PEPPER
LEMON
DONE.
>*VIOLIN SCREECH*
>"OH FUCKING HELL"
>Gordon has found the hotel manager's Bane folder while preparing tonight's menu
>*click* *click*
>"Christ" What the fuck is this?"
>"I'm not sure Chef Gordon"
>"not sure? NOT SURE? It was already open and there are 5 fucking Bane threads you made. Oh my fucking word"
>"Did you know about this?" Gordon asks the staff
>the majority shake their heads apart from CIA who looks down in shame
>"Un fucking believe able"
>"Ya know I knew Baneposters were some sick mother fuckers but this takes the fucking cake yeah"
GORUDOM RAMSIS' 「NIESSU AND HOTTO」SUTANDO
i think this looks delicious
>all that saturated fat
why do white people make horrible lifestyle choices then blab about it to the world?
>If you can't cook a fuckin' mussel -
>IF YOU... I fucking told you-
>YEEEEUUSSS?
>YEAH? OIIIIGH? ... EH?
>Go on.
>YEAH? OIIIGHH
why does he have fucking hand tattoos
>'za posters will defend this
Unfunny and uninspired, you'll never be a true meme craftsman.
THANK YOU CHEF
CMERE YOU
Plonker.
twat
>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.
You know i watched this movie, then did just that.
Both oil and butter.
Best fucking grilled cheese I've ever had.
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YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT YEH
lubbly jubbly
Pie, nice and runny.
it got too joocieeeeeeeeeeee
NOW FUCK OFF
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W...what is that even supposed to be? A cream pie? A lemon pie? A tart of some sort?
buttering the bread lets it melt into the dough instead of evaporating on the pan
fuck knows the rest
WHAT
cmon adam
that might be, but you're a homo
>jack posting as I am eating breakfast
I'm in for a wild ride
n-nani?!
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PHENOMENAL
>open webm
>see file name
>immediately close webm
hes such a fucking mongoloid retard
DONKEY
>have complete creative control over what gets on your youtube channel
>shamelessly upload yourself being retarded constantly
Chicken, Nice and raw.
That knife wasn't meant for batoning.
All these ja/ck/ posters can fu/ck/ off back to where they came from
>cooking chicken with the skin on
Don't worry it's blunt
JIMMIES
NICE AND RUSTLED
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Egg, nice and juicy.
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WALLA
no saturated fat in eggs you mong.
How hasn't this guy died from food poisoning
BURGER, NICE AND JUICY