More like this!

More like this!

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How is this like that? One is dropping off the other is receiving?

similar by association.

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Does the description say anything about similar or association?

You are HIRED!

>like this
Yep.

So if you ask for ice cream and I give you soy milk you would be fine with that?

yeah sure.

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Ahh... your this guy....

The retard....

this better?

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Got ya fam

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No, hey, so I started a thread just for you...retard

hehehe you saved it and reposted it.
trolling is a art.

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girls using urinals is my jam

Mine too!

Enjoy retard!

I'm more of a piss on my face and let me lick your asshole kind of guy.

I wouldnt say that in the first date

Why not? I don't waste my time with not fulfilling my fetish anymore. I'm 56 and if I don't get what I want from a woman in the bedroom I move on. My wife died 10 years ago and used to piss on my face, take it in the ass, give me rusty trombones, bring home young coworkers to double team with her strap on, dress in leather around the house, etc.

life is short user. drag out that kiddie pool and do some weird shit....

Oh well, I suppose you can afford to be shot down in disgust at this point ;)

I also meet my bitches on fetish forums and am rich as fuck.

Ok, meeting them on a forum specifically for that is a little different I guess...and yeah I guess what you are saying is being rich allows you to be "socially disgusting", to say it nicely...lol

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Like "eew you are gross" ..."I'm super rich!" ..."OK, I'll pee on you!" Just remember, money has its limits...Weinstein, Cosby, Epstein

I'm honored!

I don't use force. women are more likely to fuck you when you are handsome, confident, and live in a nice house with a foyer as big as their apartment.

Or you could just have a big herpes free dick

got that too, isn't a huge factor when many guys do as well. When they see your Mercedes and what neighborhood you live in your chances go up.

That's sad...you must have a super low self esteem

nah. I love myself, my life, my job, my kids, and my community. I just like plowing 19 year olds in my nice fucking house every weekend.

Especially to be here on Sup Forums in the middle of a weekday bragging about it on a worth piss piss board...

Yeah right buddy....

I know if I was sitting on tons of cash Banging young tail with my "huge" cock, I sure would be here on Sup Forums jerking off to random 10 year old pee pics

Old fag, waiting for something to render.
Not everyone here in a poor underage incel.

I like peeing and happen to be on here. I'm also working and my grandkids are in the other room watching the wiggles so can't exactly plow a young whore right now.

So many better places for an older to be than here, not buying what you are selling...greentext your fiction next time

At your age you probably cant exactly "plow" without viagra or a pump anyhow...besides, what kind of a man are you to let something like grandkids get in the way?

Ok. I couldn't care less. I know who I am and still like to cruise Sup Forums.

I am finishing up work while the watch T.V. and eat dinner. I not gonna have a young whore running around naked for a few days in front of them. My son is picking them up tomorrow anyways.
I actually can't still get hard, I'm only 56.

Aaw see? Your special thread didnt last 30 minutes....I guess people dont like your shit

Snooozzeeee

Not him but an old guy with a peepee fetish took over yours.

Eh, pee's hot but only if they wet themselves. toilet's too boring

Better than a young fag with a dogshit fetish.

You dont get the subtlety or the beauty of the female body in the urinating position, the vulnerability like prey at a waterhole waiting to be taken

I think he was just a troll.

You think?

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