What do you want for Christmas?

What do you want for Christmas?

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I'm not Christian so nothing.

A friend. Someone I can talk to and share stuff with. Someone I can laugh my ass off at dumb shit with. Maybe even someone I can cuddle with. Just someone who isn't someone I see for a few hours at school and never talk to again. I just want to be close to someone

Or tits I'd like a pair of tits and maybe a better hairline idk

I want to have a lot of good food and not get embarrassingly drunk. I also want to have sex but I doubt it'll happen. But I've got a date tomorrow and she's into me, and I'm into her. I can't wait to fuck this up, boys.

Are you underage?

If you are bi and in central florida I can offer a blowjob.

You don’t have to be Christian celebrate Christmas knucklehead. Anyone can celebrate Christmas any and all religions especially the best one atheists.

Low expectations=best expectations

18 so no

They call it jesus's birthday after stealing the traditions from pagans. Go fuck yourself and your shitty materialistic holiday.

i'll cuddle you, maybe touch your butthole.

smore on table

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Alright deal

peace and joy for all

No to everything.

I don't need much. But some closeness would be nice. And food for christmas.

Idk these seem cool

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mommy gf

Just a nigger please.

If you were in Ireland I'd take you up on that lol

A fucking break

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why so nihilistic?
have you ever thought about trying?

I want to feel excited for Christmas again.

One trillion dollars.