TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE -KRISTALLNACHT EDITION! -
Final digit of post determines flex:
>DUBS - abducted during a hobgoblin night raid and caveraped mercilessly until death.
>TRIPS - endless damsel puss - no gril is off limits, even royalty.
>QUADS - aforementioned eternal damsel puss of any choosing; direct and immediate claim to rule on the throne.
>REROLLS - automatic cumdumpster chambermaids who will be used and abused by every plague-infested peasant and lepper for lack of chivalry.
(Quads still determine designation so even Spearknights can ascend to the throne but will ultimately be poisoned by the sandniggers of Dorne. Any accusations of heresy or black magic made towards quads will be reflected upon the accuser - accuser dies a slow death by forced self-inflicted flagellation).
