Write me lyrics and I'll turn it into a rap song

Write me lyrics and I'll turn it into a rap song.

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Eyes chinky
Thighs stinky
Pito slinky
Diaper binky

Smoke that weed,
Your eyes goes Chinese
Like a chinese lady
call it Siamese

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap
I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

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Yo My name is ezmerelda
Got Fucked by my churches elder
Made me Squint like I’m a Chinese welder
(Run out of rhyming words HERE)
Better than you at math biiiiiiitches!

Yo yo check it.

I'm OP of this thread, and I'm a queer.
I love sucking cocks, like a drunk with beer.
I dress like a chick, and walk like a bitch.
I'm a walking apocalypse, the sum of all fears.

I woke up today, and made a gay thread.
I live at my mom's, but sleep in the shed.
I like to get slammed by my dad in bed.
My dad chokes me out as I give him head.

Remember today as I rap up these rhymes.
I spit this shit heavy like I suck up white slime.
I walk and I talk like a bitch with no spine.
It got blown out by my dad last night.

Almost done

u think ur all bad but ur not
ur a freaking joke
ur gay u cant get a girl anyway

Yo, you're gay
You suck fags
Oh
All night, that your face all wells up and it fades away, yo

dude u cant even rhyme
what a crime
ur wearing a blue tee
u cant mess with me

yo yo u suck
boes along with hoes
ur so gay that
u dont know what to say
ur gay

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bitches on my dick because i got a switch
imma hit a lick and then fuck your bitch
100 grand on me and a nigga feel rich
hoe suck my nuts kuz i look like rich da kid
bitch i got that hammer what you want me to fix?
errybody know a nigga never claim his kids
fucking on a girl and her nick name is sid
buzzin like a bee because i mind my bizz
BASEDGODDDD

/thread

I got a tiny dick, man
Get mad and hit a lick, fam
I hit your bitch she say she felt a flick, damn
OP and I love dick, trans

The girl with the smile
Riles hurls lithe an'
Erected penis weenis
She-nith lies none too eclectic
Eyes chinky spies
Chinese bun-do braids
Goes to raves hoes waves
Dudes get blows for days
Saw her cry on a 4x4
the floor creaks raw Don
Thai mafia reeks smelly
Fish belly black semen
Jelly dish her crack steamin'
Then put it up her back screamin'

I feel like i disappointed you guys today. Usually im this bad, but I thought I could do better
Also i forgot to raise the volume
>clyp.it/ozopubnw

Chaddy Daddy makes me maddy

I want to kick his ass so baddy

Mommy only buys me nugs

So Chaddy can afford his drugs

But scream and struggle as I might

I cannot beat him in a fight

So one day I take a jug

I fill it with digested nugs

I throw the poop jug at his head

While mommy is asleep in bed

Alas I find I did not know

That Chaddy had just snorted blow

He points a pistol at my head

He says he'll fill me up with lead

Lucky me the drugs kick in

Chaddy's face is looking grim

Chaddy falls down on the floor

Now's my chance I wait no more

I pick his gun up off the grass

I bust a cap right in his ass

And in his open wound I pour

My jugs of shit and piss galore

god damn everyone is this thread clearly knew their fathers growing up.

born on a mountain
raised in a cave
truckin and fuckin
is all i crave

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Nice

lol god damn. Well done user

You chatting shit about MC Lynchy xD

youtube.com/watch?v=Keg-B78Yw8w

Uh
Yeah
I'm a fag nigga fuck me in a Tesla
Nigga rubbin on my thighs with some ketchup
bitch im gay so you know im next up
i got dildos i got lube what you want son
my dick small you act like you aint noticed

I am a fag I suck all the dicks.

I also shit on the street.

Call me Parderp.