Sup Forums, i have a confession...
i've never played halo. i see that MCC is out on PC now (reach is, anyways), and i wish i could play it, but i straight up don't have the money to play it (my parents refuse to let me move out or get a job even though i'm 19 (long story short, they're very overprotective)). i would suck any of y'all's dicks to have this game, just let me know what i can do to get this game please
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homie i don't even have a bank account, my parents are that strict.
Oh well it's rated M for Mature anyway
Go away poor fag. Go beg back on plebbit.
fuck reddit, hence why i'm here instead of there
here's more of this chick
Is that you? Let’s see some nudity, maybe it’ll loosen some wallets
that is not me, unfortunately... i don't remember her twitter handle either. it sucked bc she had some amazing shit on there.
W/e, you attractive/ not fat? This bi wallet takes all sluts
i'd say i'm slightly above average in the looks department, and a little chubby, but not fat
i'll send nudes lmao
Is that a female? Asking for a friend.
yes, it is a female
let me get this strait, your 19 and cant figure out a way to get money for a video game....
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
let me get this straight, you're in your 30s and still don't know the difference between your and you're?
prove it
So you're too stupid and weak to do anything for yourself
Go fuck yourself faggot
Get a fucking job and move out, if you let your parents control you in 6 months (more than enough time to work up enough cash for a security deposit and last months rent) you deserve to be controlled
there is literally nothing stopping you from just leaving. nothing except yourself. they cant do anything to actually stop you. at some point your going to have to be an adult. joining the army would be better then living like that. the longer you let them do that. the more youll hurt yourself in the future.
I'll give you a grand if you move out tomorrow and also sharpie in pooper
What about a bate video?
no bulge and a thigh gap. i used to remember her twitter handle but unfortunately i've forgotten it, i do promise it is a female.
i've tried to get jobs in the past but my parents will always call the place i applied to and tell them to not hire me.
i'm aware. my father was air force for 20 years and he was active duty a lot, i can't put the stress on my mom to have another loved one go into the army.
nice
a video of me masturbating?
You're a little slow I suspect
i may be an idiot but i'm not stupid aha, i didn't read the post you replied to so i thought you meant of the girl. give me just a minute and i'll upload it.
Hmm nice. I'm a scientist and I'd like to do some more research. I don't suppose you have nudes?
This
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that is a toxic environment. highly toxic. the military is just like any other job. only 1% is actually combat. go do computer systems or intel or admin. theres lots of jobs that will keep you behind a desk. Imo I feel like it might be your best shot for a healthy future. nothing wrong with caring for mom but they would it seems to control you so much it would jeopardize you.
fuck dude i'm sure i do somewhere in my spank bank but i have like 3500 images in there so finding her specific ones would be a fucking pain i'm sorry
if it helps, i know she worked with dogs and shit... that's really all i can remember about her
i know, i just need to sit down and have a proper talk with both of them.
wait....your e-begging and you wont even spend a few minutes to go get this man some more of the nudes you have?
fuckin hope u don't get a dollar cunt
where is it
sorry, have to convert to webm, give me just a minute
also have one of me cumming
let's see it
sure, hold on
sorry, here it is
Not bad
Nice ass that's for sure
thanks, it's thicker than it is long
jesus ur a stupid fucking degen "My parents are that overprotective posts a vid of u jerking off and cumming i hope someone on here finds who you are and sends this whole thread to ur parents that would me maximum kek
lol yeah like my parents know who i am just by how my dick looks.
Post a contact or something
steam id:
Trust me, they’ll know. I can’t wait until they take away your internet just in time for Christmas.
tits or gtfo
if somebody sent them a video of a dick and said "this is your son," i don't think they'd believe you. i've managed to convince them that i'm a christian and whatnot, so they wouldn't believe it
going to take a shower, will check steam friend requests when i get back, no longer than like 10 minutes
well the fact you gave information that pertains to you saying "Im 19 and my parents are overprotective and i dont even have a bank account and especially since because you said "my parents refuse to let me move out or get a job" Whos parents would say that would be very obvious if they read this thread that it is in fact you. Now boys get on it find who this guy is and send it to his parents.
Shouldn’t we reward e-whore behavior?
i challenge you to try and find me lmao, no balls
yes, you should, with the halo master chief collection
It’s painfully obvious that you’re underaged
What kind of christians
southern baptist, so very anti-gay and anti-sex-before-marriage
i wouldn't be an idiot and post webms of my dick if i were underage.
Your parents raised a complete faggot and yes you are definetely an e-whore i bet your dad would beat you to death with a baseball bat if he realized how much he failed as a father.
not a faggot, just bi. so half-fag, i guess. and what's the point of trying to "shame" me for this lmao? you're just coming across as a person who saw my dick and is trying to make me feel bad about it, i'm aware of what i'm doing
posted contact lmao
Kys bisexual queer lady boy You should be ashamed neck now.
>this Also, dont send this faggot a penny Halo reach is literally $10 if you cant come up with 10 fucking dollars to go and buy a pre-paid visa card you should just neck tard.
yeah but it requires MCC to play, soo
No it doesn’t buying reach gives you MCC
This.
i'd still rather have the full MCC so i could still play the other games
Dude I did it, but since your that much of a cuck listen to the last guy and off yourself already
Post more if the girl op wtf
read the fucking thread
I did he doesnt post the chick and says he has 2.5k pics of her? What am I missing?
i'm op, i have a shit ton of porn photos, but i can't find hers.
OP here, abandoning thread.
Oh that's what ya said. Fat rip ight fair enough
I was excited for it too OP. I was severly disappointed. No where near as fun as I remember, mechanics didn't age well, and theres something wrong with melee. If I could give you my copy I would, I don't want it. Sadly steam doesn't work that way.
i've never even played halo, unfortunately. i mean, you could get a return if you really wanted haha
Have to be 18 to post here kid
It was a gift. I figure it might be more fun hammered, but I'll have to wait until the weekend to test that
well, i wish you fun, it looks like a blast.
Youre right to lol but alsoHe got your ass back