Back from bootcamp for a month, National Guard fag. Am I crazy for missing it?
I feel like nothing back home is as real or important as the shit I just got done with. Does this go away with time or am I going to be a reminiscent faggot the rest of my life?
Why not just go active shitbag, I'm the opposite and wish I went guard so I could still enjoy being a civilian somewhat.
Cuz I got a girl back home I want to marry, and her career goals involve her being restricted to a few potential colleges. If going active didn't mean forcing her to chose between her career and avoiding a long distance relationship (which after 3 years neither of us want to do), I would.
Volunteer for a deployment then, you'll get to do all the hurrahh soldier shit then come back home. Also what the fuck is bootcamp? You mean NTC?
You're going to be a reminiscent fag if you just cater to your girlfriend's goals your whole life and never do what you actually want.
I'm on a rotation right now banging local girls and having the time of my life.
Well you went guard, so you're definetly a fag. But you'll get over it, most do. The others become "that guy" and are absolutely insufferable
>colleges
so you're saying your gf is smarter than you
Bootcamp, as in Basic and AIT.
If I were smart I wouldn't have volunteered to play with C4.
Bootcamp is for Marines
ah
You were literally broken down and brainwashed. However, it is a life, embrace that shit, make the world something else, try not to die for someone else's agenda.
I'm going to give you some advice so you can't say you never got it.
Don't get married early.
Don't go active.
Don't let a woman dictate your career path.
Sure you might be able to make a palace out of a prison. But green weenie works like that of a mallards penis to work its way right into the farthest recesses of your anal cavity. You will lose the motivation once you see what your unit is really like trust me. At the end of the day its all going to be about how much you can take from this organization because trust me they are going to take as much as they can from you.
Tl;dr do your two and put this behind you
>I feel like nothing back home is as real or important as the shit I just got done with. Does this go away with time or am I going to be a reminiscent faggot the rest of my life?
LOL
I'm 12 years in and can assure you the feeling passes little boot. I still lovely job but unless you're really a crayon eater itll just become a job after a while. You got a few key tasks ahead of you if you wanna stay in. Namely get a divorce so you better marry this girl to get started. Get a drinking problem that's a no brainer, and start working your ass off so you can have some nice back problems and miss all the key events of your family with field after field after field exercise leading to a CTC rotation leading to a deployment. Yup welcome to the path buddy.
Look bois he's going for his 20 lol faggot
> Get a drinking problem
pft, waaaaaay ahead of you ;)
what are you going to do with these new found skills?
make some fat child raping jew some sheckles? maby kill some of his enemys or die trying?
This too shall pass, OP.
Kek I just got my orders for IRR and don’t have to drill with my fucktard unit anymore. We lost 2 915’s (army semi trucks) to fire right before an FTX one morning just by starting the trucks. Just find a way to hurt yourself and make it look like an accident so you can get that sweet 100%.
You're just a Nasty Girl. You have no idea what it's like being in the military.
make sure u keep Israel great for us goyo
Yep I'm going full retard. Made the old fuck it call. After you do it fo a while you sort of run out of any tread in your asshole for the green weenie and then it's not so bad you only thinking about killing everyone most of the time then theres a few minutes of cool shit sprinkled in.
For the new guy though seriously you definitely are full blown brain washed right now they indoctrinate the fuck out of you in basic. You can handle the military but just know if you stick around you're gonna have problems. I'm divorced, dont drink anymore like I used to, got back and hip pain, shrapnel, a son who lives with my ex in a state that theres no base anywhere near to, lost touch with all my friends, hard to make and keep real friends with moving every few years, mild depression and anxiety, close friends who have killed themselves like... a few, I'm sure a lot I'm forgetting. Just know this can all be yours man not saying there aren't great parts but just know what your future may hold.
Make sure you keep masturbating to trap porn, child.
op can go on deployment and do this to the local women
This guy never served.
Holy shit. How the fuck did that happen?
Pic only tangentially related, not actually a barracks slut.
Will do Master Schlomo.
>missing bootcamp
you mean you miss showering with other dudes
If you say so I guess I figured out how to fly this helicopter and do a tour in afghanistan on my own somehow.
Keep your fantasies to yourself.
So... not real military. You're just a fucking pogue. Try spilling your wah's to actual troops - the Infantry. Fag lord fuck head.
- 10 years Airborne Infantry 325th AIR
Your GF will break up with you
Also shut up, boot. You don’t miss it, but I bet you’re still in “quote my drill instructors/sergeants phase”. That’s why you miss it
lol, yeah actually. Is there like a 7 stages of grief chart to know what defagging myself will look like?
bend over and give your hole gayboy
Yep you caught me. Just a big loser gosh my fee fees are hurt. Lemmi go cry for a while because you called me a POG god ughhhhh it hurts. And oh man that 10 year job drop gosh you're just so fucking cool man lemmi just suck your dick oh man.
No, your boot phase just sorta goes. But before that happens your morale gets drained little by little until you realize you’re running out of fucks to give. Then you are gonna get some juniors and hear them quoting drill instructors (idk wtf the national guards equivalent is, I was a marine) and walking around town in the gay military backpacks to look all tactical and cool like their haircut and jeans bloused with boots dont give it away they are in the military. I recommend getting out of that phase as quickly as possible, you’ll save yourself some ass chewing and retard work from your seniors
I also served 2 years in 3/75 and 8 years LRS.
So, yeah, pretty fucking cool.
Enjoy your pitty party, weasel dick.
If you miss it you should probably sign up with the big kids.
Live the dream.
Hearts and minds etc.
Or if it escalates, 2 to the heart, 1 to the mind.
Just posted a sec ago without reading this.
1. You join, live the dream, and miss her for a while. Maybe it works out, maybe it doesn't.
2. You stay. You already resent her for it. This will NOT work out. You get single anyway. Miss your opportunity and lose again.
Join whichever branch is your hero and OWN that shit.
I was in a mall by Pendleton (I did my time and got out last year) and saw a couple SOI students walking around with the fucking backpacks. One of them had the camelback hoses coming out of the fucking bag. Well we were in a sun glasses store and he walked in by himself and I had to say something. Conversation went like this
>hey dude, you a marine?
> beaming with pride “yes I am”
>SOI?
>yes
>in the future, don’t come out with the back pack. Especially the camelbak hose, you look boot as fuck
I didn’t ask him to leave or nothing but he felt uncomfortable asf and left the store. I kinda felt like a dick but give it a year or two and he’ll get some boots and catch them doing that shut, and I know he’ll thank me deep down for telling him that. Everyone snaps out of their boot phase in enough time
Purpose is a profound thing young man. Soak up and enjoy this time. Keep a journal and write down what you are thinking and feeling so that you can write a book about it later. It's okay to still be fired up, as long as you don't act like it or talk like it. Keep your zeal to yourself and channel that shit into overdoing every job that you are given to do.
Hey man that's great I'm glad you had a good time. If you wanna tell this new soldier that his lifes gonna be full of rainbows and chicks running up to suck his dick that's fine. I've done some cool shit for sure while being in but some pretty shitty stuff too so I told him what he might be in for. I really couldnt care any less what you think of me or whatever. He asked a question so I gave him my experience about a shrapnel injury, a divorce with a long distance son, and multiple friends who've killed themselves. Glad your experience was different.
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All right. Point taken.
You know, I never really thought about it that way, but you're absolutely right. Fuck going active, I'll just camwhore for gays by sticking my L-shape up my asshole. Thanks user :)
Go on TDY and drink your colon out.
I once banged a "Rangerette" who had Rangers Lead The Way on the small of her back. Never met a chick who lusted after chopper pilots.
Add me, I’ll pay
It means you have ascended past trivial bullshit and know what the world is really about.
NTC?? really user? It's basic training and AIT, NTC is the National Training Center...
Plus, I can tell you're a pivate, you came to Sup Forums to ask retarded doll fuckers who've all served in the chairforce for advice.
have fun "dying for your country" while I sit here and touch myself to the memory of 9/11
Get a life
Go back to Twitter faggot.