I've decided to officially kill myself because I cannot live with the fact I was circumcised at birth. No matter what I accomplish in life, I'll never truly be complete due to a critical piece of my body missing. I have wrote up a manifesto detailing everything so people will understand why I took my own life. I only hope that the barbaric practice of chopping up children's penises will soon be banned. I don't have much to live for anyways, so I figure I can at least give my life some meaning by becoming a martyr for the cause. Goodbye Sup Forums, I had some good times here.
PS: I'm leaving this thread open for my parents to see when they find my dead body. I'll be browsing threads, drinking a lot of alcohol, enjoying my last moments on earth, and in about an hour from now my parents will be rudely woken up to the sound of a shotgun blast.
You can't sometimes. Its possible to have scarring that is unstretchable.
Parker Rivera
My Penis was "circumcised" due to being born with Hypospadias.
The tissue was grafted to fill in the hole. It works great but the skin is a little loose on the underside of the penis still, I can stretch it out even.
Do you consider my circumstance to be an acceptable form of circumcision? Or should I have kept my side cannon?
Jacob Harris
What a fucking dick
Logan Russell
Hi OP's parents, sorry about your kid. Maybe you shouldn't have snipped off his foreskin you retarded cunts. Now look at what has happened. Look at his limp, lifeless body over there and his open face. You did this.
Juan Flores
Hahaha, you dumb faggots have been fooled by the eurofags into thinking uncut is better. Uncut dicks are fucking disgusting and only mudskins and fags are proud of them.
Keep telling yourself that, cutfag. Enjoy having a dried out prune dick whilst the rest of us live with our naturally-moisturised aesthetically-pleasing members.
I am a foreigner and bad at English. But why did you decide to commit suicide because of your cut penis? And doesn't a cut cock pleasure to you? My dick is uncut, but I've been having thoughts about circumcise
Benjamin Nguyen
vitamins and oils to soften the scarring? idk
Isaac Hall
You use a steroid cream for the skin to make it most elastic. Scarring isn't stretchable really, its tight skin.
Adrian Miller
that sucks. but better to have a circumcised than a hurting penis if it cant be helped.
Julian Powell
Ain't that the truth.
Lucas Garcia
You're such a fucking faggot. Jesus Christ.
Nicholas Fisher
Shut the fuck up faggot. You're cut just fucking deal with it you fucking bitch
I think the only good thing is cut I guess you last longer but I'm not sure I'm not cut
Elijah Cook
Eurofags with dick cheese.
Charles Cook
why does all these options suck?
Easton Collins
Roll
Thomas Long
>Random psyoped American who think a penis should be wet with dicksweat and smegma 90% of the day
Soap your dicks and moisturize? Not only do you have a beautiful dick but now it's not dry? Who the fuck would want a sandworm penis? This is by far the worst meme. I'm 26 and this shit was posted when I was 15. You European dudes posting this are like 30 now and still sad that you can't piss or peel your foreskin without screaming bloody murder lmao.
