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Nice way to die, its like being impaled by a big horsedick
he is actually alive
Imagine the hospital bills. I'd rather be dead.
there is somewhere a photo of him al tubed up alive but I lost it kek
i mean that was his idea and he even failed at that level, what a loser kek
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
thanks user, thats the one
huh, nerve gas
actually a pretty clean and easy way to prepare a bird.
Yes it is the bird would not have felt pain.
Electrocution is very painful. He also ruined the meat doing this.
Where is that fucking "REX" guy nigger?
Did he survive?
he could have found a less painful way to do that
That's one way to beat your turkey.
nah he died
oh well, lucky him
What!? Why!? Hahaha!
no free matches
So he intends to rob the place and for some reason change his mind and then off himself?
he took "go out in a blaze of glory" too literally
Sex game dummy
I wonder who could this post is in?
bit of an extreme way to take your shoes off
enjoy your ban
More like this.
This shouldn't be funny but this killed my sides. poor dude.
nice they gave him a happy finish with the mechanical fleshlight
I've done LSD over 10 times. No matter how potent the dose I've never had the idea of running straight into fire what the fuck. To assume it's LSD must be bait. Blame it on meth or crack before LSD dumbfuck.
Maybe it was crack-LSD-meth vapour-powder. Huuuuh? Didn't think of that did we now?
ive done lsd twice and i can definitely say i considered jumping into the river just to see where it goes
Suck my dick. That's not how that works lmfao.
I could always watch this in a loop forever.
The direction, the buff, the explosion, the red puff, the meats.
It has everything
I'm calling bullshit or samefagging.
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
he landed on a nervegas container, killing him instantly
he almost made the jump
Moron fucking deserved that going straight into traffic without even braking.
It bounces off its tail like plastic toy!
My dad forces me to eat dinner in the toilet after he's taken a huge shit in it.
I love my life
nah. turns out im schizo, so that might have been a factor.
and you give love
a bad name
Gotta love meth heads
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck this guy was doing. Was he trying to prove it was a real gun?
just average lorno
Post the one of a dog being fleshlight by a horse
shoes removed. checks out.
love watching this guy - he's a fucking beast
He died the way he lived...
If you willingly put your head in the path of this man's hand, you deserve a concussion.
This dude is awesome! I got into watching a bunch of his videos.
I like how he takes it easy on this guy, clearly only used 20% of his pimp hand power.
Link me, cap'n.
Youtube Vasily Kamotsky and enjoy the look of actual taste being smacked out of peoples mouth
Oh for the love of Jesus Christ. Someone tell me none of this is real.
He kind of cheats using too much of his hand to slap his opponents, but I really don't give a shit since the retards thought it was a good idea to play this sport to start with.
God I wish that were me.
did not see that coming, was waiting for explosion
Did he died?
my bad bro
!Congratulations! its a boy
if u think thats gore, then wait till u see actual gore
POST SOME REAL SHIT FAGTGOTS
Yeah, like one of those videos when some cartel members are slowly dismembering some kid that's crying for mommy. That's fucking gore and makes me wanna exterminate all human life south of the American border.
now thats the shit worth watching
Love the guy that's supposed to keep him alive is instead posing for pics with the pole
If you want something to motivate genocide, then, yes. Other than that I think it is fucking revolting and it has my stress levels soar through the roof as I want to save the person they kidnap to torture just because they can. It is similar to what they do in certain African nations to street kids: capture them to burn them alive just because they can. No one will miss the kids but that doesn't mean it isn't barbaric and the animals doing this for fun deserves violent and painful deaths.
Her top comes off
i am just guessing from context, but these people have a tradition of running in and out of the fire, and this guy (?) tripped on his way in and was burnt away almost immediately by the heat. it seems to me that there are other dimwits starting to line up to go next and they stop when they are told that someone just died
read my post i don't think it's drugs at all i think it's a stupid tradition gone bad
Yeah. That would explain the next line of jumpers and that fat dude, who looks like a chieftain of some sort, waddling up to stop the celebration.
how to make sure your death hurts as much as possible
¨No just popped a pimple
That'll be some tender meat...
hey, remember that faggot in Japan that sacrificed their lives to stop massive nuclear plant meltdown got poisoned by radiation and then doctors kept him alive even after he pleaded for them to take him off the life support?
They did it in name of "science" but ultimately we are just curious sadistic creatures lets be honest
here’s my stop, gotta split
doesn't rectangle spell rect-angle?
so 'rect thread' I guess
Bro... It's free...
Cats can survive high falls they should have just pushed him off onto the flat ground
Rect um? Damn near killed 'em!
would have been funnier if they were both standing in water
Burning man fest?
extra points for difficulty
Its the burning man festival you retards thats why this user
Made the comment about LSD, because it has for the festivals history been a problem that people who have been tripping for days on end lose their shit and run into the fire on the last night
kick off your Sunday shoes
I hope someone found her and fucked her.
sharing is caring
mommy issues fag
Holy fucking Hell poor dude.
hippies killing themselves
I got that fat, live at home with parents, annoying little noob cunt banned. You're welcome twat
Ps watch " banned from TV 1&2 " on YouTube if you want some real rekt.
Worst one possibly triple hot drug murder all innocent women. Followed by shotgun to the chest "aye aye AYEEE"
perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him into a river
They basically murdered that cat, fucking cunts. How about i push the cat off that ledge with my stick instead of using a collar perch. Urrdurr uhhhh yeah boss that sounds like a good idea! Lemme get my dumb stick too ! Hur! Hur! And they say this fucking species is intelligent .. fucking hell. And I ain't talking about the fucking cats you bunch of faggot bitches.
Why does middle aged white guys are fat?
Get the fuck of off Sup Forums and learn some English and then come back.
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calm down edgy boy, this has been around for ages and kids just recently posted this in mass
These gender reveals are getting out of hand
The fucking gender reveals, man.
I guess it didn't land on its feet
That shit was fucking weak.
fuck off nigger
Or the one where a bunch of guys are forcing a kid to watch his dad slowly getting decapitated, before they finally proceeded to dig out the kid's heart from his chest while being conscious. Also, check'd
is this some kind of burgerica humor that we can't understand?
Link or shut the fuck up. I need a good fap.
Most efficient nerve gas delivery I've ever seen
Because we don't need to live off food stamps
Almost like you're describing a pizza...
Give me my money back or I kill myself!
No refunds. I accept your deal.
Wow, you sure showed me. Next please!
Dumbfuck on the bench would not put his fucking phone down and tries to get away casually. Wtf
If you try to help, you're liable for damages. If you call emergency services, you pay for the ambulance. This is their government's desired outcome.
1 life per storey I guess.
sick stinking fucks, no wonder no one likes you. Caught in your only personal hell, fuck you all
lel. he just stood there and took it
You lost retard?
Retards should not be allowed to walk around with weapons.
Imagine forgetting to wear pants to your suicide. What a fucking dumbass.
he was under pressure in his job.
Sweep the leg, Bessie.
Edit to start with Simpson’s intro then
I don't get it.
If you try to help, you're liable for damages
There is 0 chance you get convicted for performing CPR unless you live in a 3rd world country
If you call emergency services, you pay for the ambulance
Its China you fucking idiot
are you implying china isn't a 3rd world country masquerading as a 1st world country? retard.
Fucking american pleb
someone hasn't been to china
dat sinking feeling
Can we get mote animal cruelty
No it's not regardless of your memes
Kill yourself. That has nothing to do with rekt threads and I unironically hope you die in a fire. If I could kill you, right now, I would do it.
I think that's bad for the environment
Jesus fucking Christ lol.
But WE WUZ Kangz
Cry me a river, faggot.
here you go faggot
I see worthless Niggers trying to move to some White country and get free gibs me that.
It's like seeing a gorilla lose its shit.
I was part of the NCIS team that investigated this as part of a much bigger federal investigation involving the use of nerve gas. The guy you see killed was carrying a 50 pound canister of highly compressed nerve gas. His plan was to use it inside one of the trains to maximize casualties, however, he did not expect the previous train which didn't stop at the station. The vibrations caused the canister to rupture on its side, propelling him at an initial velocity Vo of 45mph. The speed combined with the still propelling gas caused him to hit the sign at over 60mph. The sign was well designed and tested for these type of situations so it suffered minimal damage. However, unfortunately for the deceased, human bodies are not designed to withstand that type of impact, resulting in what we see. The canister also disintegrated on impact. Nerve gas quickly dissipated, however, tiny amounts reached the second guy in the video, not enough to kill him, but enough to make him crazy enough to want to jump onto the tracks. We do not see that in the video, but we can see him approaching slowly.
why did i get hard to this?
Would've been funnier if he died instead
Hi its Vince from Slap Chop!
You're going to love my nuts!
I think the first one missed
legend says he's still falling
but I don't.
Oddly find this hot and disturbing
what is it with pajeet and trains?
Second. All in favor say aye
they think they can fly I think.
That's hot af tbf
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I thought he was in the UK where Healthcare is free. Someone else said France. Basically, the US is the only place where this would bankrupt you.
Fuck Trump and his whole family.
weeding them out early
the flying shoes
Gets me every fucking time
I think indians know about pajeets and trains. one indian dude tried to be edgy with me so I made a joke about street shitting and getting hit by trains. he was quiet after that and looked sad.
Someone post 1guy1horse
HOW THE FUCK HE WALK AWAY FROM THAT
Looked like he was using his chest for leverage to cock it and slipped, dumb fuck
Fucking niggers indeed.
thanks to the English Empire to given them the trains.
Car was in break mode when it hit him, the thing slowed down a lot just before. Also, it takes a lot to break a kid's bone. Think about how it felt to fall 2 or 3 times your height and walk away. Now think about doing that as an adult. Sure you have more weight now but it comes down to your bones being more dense.
Jesus,its like he tried his hardest to be a fucking idiot
ROLLING FOR PUSHUPS
Humans are animals. Your request is redundant.
On an automated chest-compression machine.
fatty needs to eat
It's a second world country
mistake sorry, 1 or 2 errors in each folders.
Yes. You wouldnt understand. Your Government robs you and makes you think its for your benifit. You need to be free to appreciate personal freedom, wealth, and responsibility
Whats this from?
That clever wtf
Brazil I think, south america it's sure.
I'm a first aider based in the UK. My qualification automatically grants me £14 million in insurance coverage. That includes overseas. Nothing would stop me trying to help that person.
there's a white dude with them
Good for you. Unfortunately, the locals don't have that benefit.
You can tell she's smiling and enjoying it. Probably got wet to it.
yeah but he don't hit people.
Sure, just challenge some fat bastard with fat hands on a slapping contest, it'll end great.
that's the problem, only LGBT friendly cops are on duty that day.
I didn't expect the ending lmao.
All races steals huh?
(Notting Hill carnival)
I've got dozens of this, each year they steel the candys.
any more info on this gorilla
The fuck you on faggot, gtfo "First Aid" stupid cunt, like it means something and no your not covered by anything you dumb fuck xD
it's a shame. she was hot.
Wouldn't trust you to apply a band-aid, you illiterate fuck
Yeah, well the people walking past doesn't have that insurance coverage. Fucking retard.
alive at the time of the pic
not 5 minutes after, he died
Naa that's some arab lvl shit
yes specially at the end.
a longer version exist (1 min) , don't find it.
Not all niggers are black
what happened to her? being sold off or married off to the highest bidder?
Cringiest shit i've reed in a long time, not sure if serious.
The US is also the only place where this guy would see a doctor in less than a month or two amd he would possibly survive. Ill stay in my lane and you stay in yours.
Hot idd sir
FACT: he was grateful for this incident, it helped him to come out of the closet.
To this day he still goes to elementary schools and churches to spread awareness (and his ass cheeks) about Gay rights and AIDS.
she sleep with the husband so the wife and the family of the wife shame her.
walk of shame.
Need some context
it happens, but it's still sad to see
What is this I'm about to fap
Whew, good thing it wasnt a white woman.
kek, and funny movie.
shit I'd cheat on my wife with the hot asian.
i agree with you totally, man. thanks for the post.
Boys take it from me, thats how you retire with style. The fucking verification was fire hydrants. Kek.
Why do you care about lesser beings like a cat that much. Would never let my children near you. I mean, the cat wouldnt even try to save a human
hahahah stupid gook
for the "hot" girl, thieves in south america, one girl and 2 men.
men can escape, girls can't.
the village kill her.
can't find the 1 minute version of the vid...
chinks and elevator and escalator it's a classic.
it's like indians and trains.
I have a feeling the medical community tries to 'save' this man's life because they unknowingly want to take on the challenge of keeping this absurd trauma case alive, despite his wishes
I'm sure if the average Sup Forumstard was born in China, this would be them. The lonely faggot not with the group who gets ran over and is left forgotten.
you're not surviving that, the internal bleeding from withdrawing the post would be fatal
First attempt at sending chimps to space
I would jump in the water with the guy pulling me, then hold him in the water until the retards shoot us both.
If I go down I'm taking as many as I can with me
it's a cruel world.
and it's worse in China if you are far from a city.
they change but it's slow.
what a horrible thing to have happened. with kids there's only so much you can do until you realize their lives are governed by luck
Poo in Loo SuperMan origins
if you have a shitty life it's not important lo loose it.
I have to go, last one for me.
have fun anons.
does the child even know who's who?
This is Darwinian evolution, slowly producing a new form of human that can estimate car speeds.