/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns

Today, Men's (@13:00) and Women's (@11:00) Pursuit.

Schedule:
>10.02 12:15 Women's 7.5km Sprint - Winner: Laura Dahlmeier
>11.02 12:15 Men's 10km Sprint - Winner: Arnd Peiffer

>12.02 11:10 Women's 10km Pursuit
>12.02 13:00 Men's 12.5km Pursuit
>14.02 12:05 Women's 15km Individual
>15.02 12:00 Men's 20km Individual
>17.02 12:15 Women's 12.5km Mass Start
>18.02 12:15 Men's 15km Mass Start
>20.02 12:15 Mixed Relay
>22.02 12:15 Women's 4x6km Relay
>23.03 12:15 Men's 4x7.5km Relay

will you be my bf?

Start list Women's Pursuit:

>1 DAHLMEIER Laura GER 0:00
2 OLSBU Marte NOR 0:24
3 VITKOVA Veronika CZE 0:26
>4 MDH FRA 0:33
>5 HONZ Vanessa GER 0:40
6 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 0:41
7 OEBERG Hanna SWE 0:41
8 CADURISCH Irene SUI 0:46
>9 DOMRACHEVA Darya BLR 0:46
>10 BRAISAZ JUSTine FRA 0:48
>11 FIALKOVA Paulina SVK 0:51
12 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER 0:54
>13 KUZMINA Anastasiya SVK 0:54
14 SEMERENKO Vita UKR 0:55
15 DAVIDOVA Marketa CZE 0:57
16 CHEVALIER Anais FRA 1:09
17 KRYUKO Iryna BLR 1:11
>18 WIERER Dorothea ITA 1:14
19 BESCOND Anais FRA 1:15
20 AKIMOVA Tatiana OAR 1:18
>21 HERRMANN Denise GER 1:20
22 TALIHAERM Johanna EST 1:21
23 JISLOVA Jessica CZE 1:23
>24 ECKHOFF Tiril NOR 1:26
>25 MAKARAINEN Kaisa FIN 1:30
>26 HAECKI Lena SUI 1:34
27 BRORSSON Mona SWE 1:36
28 GUZIK Krystyna POL 1:37
29 INNERHOFER Katharina AUT 1:45
30 VISHNEVSKAYA Galina KAZ 1:46
>31 GASPARIN Elisa SUI 1:46
32 FROLINA Anna KOR 1:51
33 KAISHEVA Uliana OAR 1:52
34 NOWAKOWSKA Weronika POL 1:57
35 HOEGBERG Elisabeth SWE 2:00
>36 SKARDINO Nadezhda BLR 2:02
37 PERSSON Linn SWE 2:05
38 ZHANG Yan CHN 2:08
39 BENDIKA Baiba LAT 2:08
40 RANSOM Julia CAN 2:09
>41 GASPARIN Selina SUI 2:12
42 TACHIZAKI Fuyuko JPN 2:14
>43 PUSKARCIKOVA Eva CZE 2:14
44 GONTIER Nicole ITA 2:14
45 HOJNISZ Monika POL 2:14
46 SEMERENKO Valj UKR 2:15
47 ERZEN Anja SLO 2:15
48 ZDOUC Dunja AUT 2:15
49 FURUYA Sari JPN 2:15
>50 SOLEMDAL Synnoeve NOR 2:18
51 DREISSIGACKER Emily USA 2:21
52 PISAREVA Nadzeya BLR 2:23
>53 CRAWFORD Rosanna CAN 2:23
54 LUNDER Emma CAN 2:24
55 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR 2:26
56 GWIZDON Magdalena POL 2:30
57 TANDY Megan CAN 2:37
58 KLIMINA Darya KAZ 2:42
>59 TANDREVOLD Ingrid Landmark NOR 2:43
60 YORDANOVA Emilia BUL 2:44

sorry but my heart belongs to someone else.

Start list Men's Pursuit:

1 PEIFFER Arnd GER 0:00
2 KRCMAR Michal CZE 0:04
3 WINDISCH Dominik ITA 0:08
4 EBERHARD Julian AUT 0:08
5 BJOENTEGAARD Erlend NOR 0:17
6 DOLL Benedikt GER 0:18
7 SCHEMPP Simon GER 0:21
8 FOURCADE Martin FRA 0:22
9 WIESTNER Serafin SUI 0:24
10 HOFER Lukas ITA 0:31
11 LESSER Erik GER 0:32
12 DESTHIEUX Simon FRA 0:32
13 BOE Tarjei NOR 0:34
14 SAMUELSSON Sebastian SWE 0:34
15 WEGER Benjamin SUI 0:37
16 LAPSHIN Timofei KOR 0:44
17 KAUKENAS Tomas LTU 0:45
18 SVENDSEN Emil Hegle NOR 0:45
19 HIIDENSALO Olli FIN 0:48
20 SEPPALA Tero FIN 0:49
21 PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro UKR 0:49
22 KAZAR Matej SVK 0:55
23 FAK Jakov SLO 0:55
24 RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs LAT 0:56
25 LANDERTINGER Dominik AUT 0:57
26 BAUER Klemen SLO 0:58
27 GUIGONNAT Antonin FRA 0:59
28 EDER Simon AUT 1:04
29 MORAVEC Ondrej CZE 1:08
30 NELIN Jesper SWE 1:08
31 BOE Johannes Thingnes NOR 1:13
32 FEMLING Peppe SWE 1:13
33 BAILEY Lowell USA 1:16
34 CHEPELIN Vladimir BLR 1:26
35 SMOLSKI Anton BLR 1:27
36 ERMITS Kalev EST 1:28
37 ANEV Krasimir BUL 1:30
38 ROESCH Michael BEL 1:31
39 LINDSTROEM Fredrik SWE 1:35
40 PRYMA Artem UKR 1:36
41 LESSING Roland EST 1:41
42 BOCHARNIKOV Sergey BLR 1:42
43 YEREMIN Roman KAZ 1:43
44 SMITH Nathan CAN 1:44
45 GRONMAN Tuomas FIN 1:46
46 SEMENOV Sergii UKR 1:46
47 BURKE Tim USA 1:48
48 FILLON MAILLET Quentin FRA 1:49
49 STROLIA Vytautas LTU 1:54
50 MONTELLO Giuseppe ITA 1:57
51 BORMOLINI Thomas ITA 2:01
52 OTCENAS Martin SVK 2:01
53 DOVZAN Miha SLO 2:03
54 ILIEV Vladimir BUL 2:04
55 CLAUDE Florent BEL 2:05
56 SINAPOV Anton BUL 2:09
57 BABIKOV Anton OAR 2:10
58 NORDGREN Leif USA 2:10
59 GUZIK Grzegorz POL 2:13
60 PUCHIANU Cornel ROU 2:14

Reminder that with this Top 10, >we are rooting for a MDH victory unless Kaisa, Herrmann or some other waifu manages to come close.

>15 DAVIDOVA Marketa CZE 0:57

Cheering on /k/'s girl and her magic unicorn gun.

>sorry but my heart belongs to someone else.
Is it Kerber?

>MDH victory

Impossible, Domracheva and Braisaz may have a chance

Which slut should I root for lads?

>31 BOE Johannes Thingnes NOR 1:13
The absolute madman intentionally gave himself a handicap to make the competition more exciting.

What's with the meme names?

waifus and people of interest

choker

How in the fuck did this literal who do his best sprint in his entire career at the Olympic Games yesterday?

No love for Doro and Darya, though?

Do you have to be tall to be elite at biathlon?

STREAM

KAISAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no, bjorndalen is the goat and a manlet

>that standing shooting

Kaisa "never gonna win an olympic medal" Mäkäräinen. Why doesn't she believe in herself? She always sounds so unmotivated during these events.

Wierer, top cutie

>mfw have to go to school in 45 minutes

Tiril Eckhoff for massive disappointment

>tfw teacher
>tfw school is closed because everyone is sick with flu

feelsgoodman

wtf? is it the plague or just a tiny school?

Why is the Norwegian team so racist, reckless and insensitive?

we have 531 students and 117 are sick.

Ventolin's a hell of a drug

das rite chris 'all natty' froome

pussies

Is this live right now or what? There's no link on the BBC.

20 more minutes

She can’t possibly disappoint me any more, so it’s okay

Isn't it 19:00 over there? Why is this on so late?

They want it on Euro time I guess

Why are some names >meme-arrowed?

If Kuzminas brother was doping, is she doping too?

How many have you fygged?

Better question is, if she's caught doping will you send her back to Russia?

Šipulin is clean

>BBC complaining right now about the conditions for the women's snowboarding
>"they didn't get to showcase their skills and prove how good women are :^) "

They had a meet up before they got started and all agreed to perform. Too agreeable.

>tfw teacher

fucking lol

imaging raping her with her own rifle

...

H-h-h-haha yeah, imagine that

>12.02 11:10 Women's 10km Pursuit
>12.02 11:10
jesus christ, im not going to be able to survive this.

what ages? are any cute? farthest youve gone with one?

God I hate embarrassing countrymen, and there's so fucking many every Olympics

Why did athletes with no positive doping test get banned on the testemony of one single person, now living it up in the USA? And why did people who weren’t even mentioned by him also banned?

i'm trying to get into it family

it was state-sponsored and systemic. they only had no positive tests because samples were switched for years. still, they are allowed to participate under OAR

I don’t even want to feel these feelings famiglias

This is officially my new favourite sport, are there limits on how many people a country can enter to this? If so see you in 2022 suckers, can't be that hard to be the best in the uk

You just knew that she was gonna choke once more this time when the excuses started few weeks before the games even started. And now she publicly announced that she isn't even trying today.

He had 20secs slower ski time than 4cad yesterday

There is no hope.

What kind of rifles are these?

can usa get on the podium?

none, I don't want to be arrested

>talk some tales about history from 8:00 to 13:20 and get money for it
>go home and do whatever I want all the day
>have shitload of vacation time

best job ever desu

14-18, there are some freaking hot ones. Worst is that I am relatively young, (youngest of all the teachers), girls are always saying how cool is it that they can finally talk with somebody. They are always around me, sitting in my lap etc, it is fucking hard not to get hard.

This isn't coming on right now. There's no more live events today until later tonight. Why did you guys lie to me?

I actually wrote that.

>wind chill -20

Watch on Eurosport if you can, the coverage of pretty much every sport has been better in every conceivable way. Particularly for this Eurosport show Biathlon all year so they have a far more experienced commentary team.

Herrmann, Kaisa and Tiril should go cross-country instead

>sitting in my lap
wtf why, is that normal in your country?
jealous

bet some of those 14s are fuckin' cute

woke up just in time

It is going to be a massacre at shooting

>14-18 year olds in your lap
Wew lad, girls that age don’t do that to any teacher here

nope. only sport we've never medaled in

have fun dropping $300 on just the harness that lets the rifle sit on your back

Who do we want to win today lads? Who do we want to fail?

Based Argenthea poster

everyone is basically wrapped in tape
it's like skiing in fucking Siberia

HERE WE GO

Yeah I've noticed that the BBC commentators have no fucking clue what they're talking about. They just guess scores and never get it right.

>"that looks like a gold medal jump!"
>finishes 4th

Remove Hampster

literally disgusting

they do if they want his dick, you must not be very observant

Domračeva
Kuzmina
the finn milf

Here we go Laura, no mercy for waifufags!

UNJUSTin will win

oh this shit is a lot better than individual starts

mass start when

So how does this sport work?

Nice

How long is this going to last approx?

>these cheeky cunts getting started early

No sportsmanship these days.

>remembered skier from 2014
>Therese Johaug
>she was banned for doping

So I guess all the Norwegians are pretty much doping just the IOC haven't got proof? (Like Team Sky)

30-40 minutes

"just five years ago"

really reaching on that one

Yes

ski ski
shoot shoot
ski ski
shoot shoot
ski ski some more if you miss any of the shoot shoots
ski ski till end

Ski then shoot 4 times, you miss you get pennalty lap

How rich do you have to be for this to have been your sport as a kid?

not during the lesson, but they always come after me during break times to talk.
I rather spend time with them than with my old as fuck colleagues.

>Thinking the per capita richest nation on earth would use hackney east-germany steriods.

Norway has some fuckery with the asthma medicine. But Johaug is a legit airhead who trusted a doctor that cant read.

nah they usually switch from regular skiing after they get sponsors and shit

very especialy with dumb brits buying every single piece of estate in the alps

allahu akbar sister

does dalmeier just get an advantage or what? why her?

I wouldn't image you'd have to be rich at all. In Vermont, there are tons of cross country courses you can do for free, and everyone has tons of guns. You could totally get into this one for cheap in a lot of states.

If you have to ask, you don't have enough money.

yaay time for shootski

>tired and drunk at 5:16 am
>grils with guns on skis

is god punishing me?